ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th March 2026

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan is cool Dad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zidium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I hosted my first gaggle. What do you call a collective? What's the collective down for teenage girls? A collection of predominantly homosexuals is called a gaggle. That's a gaggle. They're not a gaggle.

Geese and homosexuals, the collective down is a gaggle. We could call them a squawk. A squawk of teenage girls. That works because they're loud. It was so much. It was so, I've realized I do get overstimulated. Yes. Quite a lot.

Too much noise. Too much stuff happening. Too much seeing stuff. I get a little overstimulated. But like Indies had birthday parties and stuff before, but this was like a, I, everybody got dropped off before we were going to a place. Yep. And so they were all just there.

Yeah, we're all off to the pub. The pub. The pub to their first beer. Yeah, we got a couple of St. Patrick's Day. You know, we're in the, uh, in the, uh, in the, uh, in the, the season of St. Patrick's and with Irish

Anchester, it's important we celebrate. And no, we were going to the QMU show and they all got kind of got dropped off and it just got progressively louder and

it was so much. How many were there? One, two, three, four, five. Six. Far out. Six, but it felt like 15. Okay, yeah. And it was, she was all go.

She was all go. It was so. It's too late now. You can't do anything about this. You can't get rid of them. I didn't feel they're 18, right? Apparently I played it very cool.

Oh, okay. Apparently I play. Are you the cool dad? I think I think I'm, I think I'm aiming for cool dad. I'm trying to be cool dad. I was pretty chill about different things. I saw the drugs.

No, there's, okay. Okay. I haven't even told you guys this wild story about Saturday night. These boys turned up. So fucking excuse you. What? Okay. So I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm gonna go get dinner because a few of them, a few of them went home, but a few of the girls were staying on.

So there's still like four girls there. Yeah. And then my, and that includes Indy. And then August, my. daughter was still there. Her friend had gone home. So I'm like, I'm going to go sort out dinner. What do you guys want? Go down to the thing. It gets. And I'm down there and then I see on the security camera these two young gentlemen on their electric bikes at the end of the driveway. I'm like, I'm excusing why. And I didn't say anything. And Indy's message me like, oh,

these guys have, these boys have turned up. I'm like, do you know them? And she's like, yeah. Oh my God. She's so sweet. I would have, I would have messaged my mom to be like, She acting like she didn't know they were coming? No, apparently, and I said, because I was just like, oh, I don't mind. I don't want to come home and then be inside, but they're biking pass on their bikes and they're just like, what's up? They weren't biking past. You live in the middle of fucking no way. It was a destination, it was a destination.

Exactly. You have to stop off. Oh, dude, they're playing you. So, wow. Oh, boys turned up. And I was just like, wow, these boys turned up. But then by the time I got there, they were gone. Oh, right.

Okay. Yeah, so they miss him saying dad's gone. One of my friends was like, you got to leave. Oh, really? To these guys, you've got to get out of here. You got to leave. Wow, it's started. It's started.

It has started. Because soon it won't be leave. I know the lads and I know their parents and they're good. Oh, right. We didn't have security cameras as teenagers. I know, could you, I was thinking that. My parents had get on their iPhone. There's no way they're getting away with parties when I'm not there and not coming.

I know. I know. We just wouldn't happen. We would get up to all sorts when my parents went there. Be like, no, nah, nah, no, no. Yeah. Like an hour. If the security cameras aren't working, you're like, something's, something's a miss.

Oh, morning. This is the beginning of the future. I think now you should start telling Vaughn what you were doing when you were 14. Nah. I don't reckon. I don't reckon tell me. It involved a man with a tongue ring. I don't reckon tell me.

And. I don't reckon tell me. One of my friends' brothers managed to. I don't reckon tell me. acquire some but I didn't actually even bring it up to tell that wild story about these lads turning up

but just the just when they left I was just like this house is so quiet it's like the old frog and the boiling water and then the I didn't realize it because these girls were arriving

one at a time and it was just like exponentially increasing and energy good luck with that it's only going to get louder and yeah more boys I'd say too more boys on electric bikes turning up

Thank you.