ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th May 2023

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss Podcasts, and a conversation Sharde had!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Okay. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Yes, this is a podcast, you see. And in this podcast, we will be referencing another podcast.

Yeah, now this is, you're up to ep five of Sex Not Life. That's right, Mina Morgan's podcast that follows her journey through a secret sex school. Yeah. I was, they actually were showing some statistics the other week about the people that listen to this podcast, how many of them listen to Sex.Life? How many? It wasn't many. No.

New audience, fresh new audience. You're standing on your own two feet and doing very well. I don't want to brag. That was a bit condescending, wasn't it? You're standing on your own two feet and doing very well. I don't want to brag. That was a bit condescending, wasn't it? You're standing on your own two feet. No, it's nice. I'm happy. Like, without me, you're doing well. It was kind of like that, wasn't it? Without a woman, you see. Yeah. This will blow your mind.

Both of them. Both of them. And the producer. Has it got catty? Has it got catty yet? Yeah, a few fights, but a hair pulling. Okay, so you guys entered in the Triton Ranking podcast ranking for New Zealand

at number 15 is a brand new podcast. I know, that's when we only had one episode out. That's amazing. 32,000 monthly listeners and 44,000 monthly downloads. That's incredible.

Very, very well done. Who's at the top? Case File True Crime. Love them. And then two. Us. No. It's us.

This month, beating Mike Hosking. He had 141 new podcasts this month, Mike Hosking. How's that possible, Vaughn? He only works weekdays. That's 20 days a week. Well, my friend, that's... I don't know. Your voice is like,

I'll stop myself now. I'll stop myself. I will practice professional restraint. They put all of his sentences, each sentence is a podcast. And you've got to download all of them and you've got to glue them together. Thank you to listening to our podcast

and thank you for listening to Sex Life, which is a wonderful podcast. My wife is even getting talked to about this. Yes, I know. She was outside school waiting to pick the girls up and there was a on the window. She said it scared the shit out of her and she turned around and this woman

just had this look in her eye. Wow. And she said, oh, you simply must pass on to her. Wait, did she wind the window down or just keep it up? Yeah. Just yelling it. You simply, hello, do you wind the window down? I can't.

Wind the window down a little bit. No, I can't. You simply must pass on to Hayley and Morgan that I am loving the podcast. Oh, I bet she is. She doesn't know this woman. She's like, it's one of those people you kind of see around. Maybe you've picked up her first name, but not intimately. You know, this woman never spent personal time with her.

And she said, you simply must pass on that I'm loving the podcast. And Sade's like, oh, yes, it's quite something, isn't it? She's like, I do enjoy the open chat about turkey giblets. Which is what? You've referred to your fanny parts. You're in a labia. They like to come out and say hello. Excuse me, I'm eating.

Are you eating turkey? Then shut the fuck up patriarchy. And Shana's like, uh-huh. And she said yes. And all the talk. And the home play's exciting, isn't it? So this woman's absolutely keeping up.

Yeah, she's keeping up. She's doing it. Wow. Give me a turkey giblets look, too. Yeah. Yeah. It's my to-do list is to listen to Ep 5 this weekend. Wow.

Which, as we said on the big pod when we were talking about the show, it might not make the cut for the big pod. It was kind of when one of these little out-of-break mention things that we do that don't always make the big pod, that it's a spiritual episode. Yeah, it is. Which, you know, I don't buy into too much of that stuff. No, neither. I laughed so much when some sort of rainbow cosmic orgasm power was mentioned.

I was like, what a superpower. Oh, no, it's amazing. What happened to Dr. Cumalot? Well, he was in space and he was hit with the cosmic rays of rainbow cosmic orgasm powers. And he came back to Earth with the power to make people cum. Yes. You cum. Ross is eating.

Ross, it's fine. We're doing the podcast. Ross is cumming. Ross cums. Yes, look at his face. It's the cosmic rays. It's the cosmic rays of rainbow jizz. Don't come into this room.

He thought we were live on air room He thought we were live on air He thought we were live on air We're only talking about jizz With our special audience Our special friends At the little bit of pod Well good on this woman For just loving the turkey giblet chair

And to hear I say And you can catch up dear listener Wherever you podcast Six dot life Episode five out I'm going rural this week And if I see turkeys I'm going to pull over

On the side of the road Because you know When you see turkeys You go Yee And they go I'll yell out Chiblets

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