ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th May, 2025

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; do you ever feel like a flap of glad wrap? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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a snotty nose at the moment. Me too. What, it's just a change of the season? Well, I got a little bit sick, and then the nose is always the last thing to go for me. To clear up, yeah. I think you made me sick. I know. Well, that big sloppy drunken pash we had,

that didn't help. You should try this. No tissues required. When we went for our Wellington walk, we did a few snot rockets. Snot rockets. Oh, I love a snot rocket. And as it goes goes out and it doesn't quite detach and it swings back it attaches ij hackett style i'll do a i'll do a snot rocket from the bike now if you don't know what a snot

rocket is it's one finger over the nostril and then a yeah you blow that as hard as you can it's gross it's a skill not everybody can do it yeah i do it all. I feel it when I exercise because the cold air and then the exercise always makes me so snotty. Yeah. You always feel cleared out afterwards. Oh, it's so good. You feel a million bucks, don't you? But I thought, well, I'm just because it was quite snotty and I was maybe earlier in the

week was quite sick and over the weekend. So I went to Show Spawn, the chemiste warehouse, and I got some nasal spray. Lovely. Some nasal decongestant. Oh, yeah. i like that i've always used the pills and apparently i read an article that it's best with the nasal spray how many times can you do it so only three days yeah yeah i don't know if it wasn't sued it was another brand i forget the the brand but the fine print was like only used for three days so i've

already used it for three days and and I'm still snotty. Still snotty. I'm tempted to, but then I'll become addicted, like Vaughn. That was a problem. That was, you were on the nasal spray for six months. At least. Every day, all the time. And you do a throat spray every day.

I love a throat spray. I have another throat spray. Just when I get tickly, I'll give it a throat spray. So the nasal spray is weird because you've got to remember to blow your nose first. Otherwise, because you've got to ingest the liquid. And then sometimes you can feel it in the back of your throat. It's a bit gross. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I get this nasal spray home and I'm like, nothing. Other nostril. I'm like, God, these nostrils are blocked up. Dead inside. Oh, no, you hadn't given us warm-up pumps. No, I'd given it enough pumps. No, you've got to pump one for the homies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like a nurse in the hospital, I'd given it enough pumps. No, you got to pump one for the homies. Well, like a nurse in the hospital

just a little squirt. I hadn't taken the protective lid off. Oh, you just got pushed. Oh my god, he had the cap. So was it squirting inside? It was squirting inside the cap and I'd taken, I had no nasal spray at all in me

and I took the cap off and it just squirted all over the floor. He's an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. He's an absolute idiot. You damn fool. But we're clearing up. Aren't you a silly boy?

We're clearing up slowly. Clearing up. How many days have you got left? No, I've finished my nasal spray days. Oh, I was going to say, finish your nasal spray. How many squirts have you given yourself? No, I did three days, because I go by the label, Vaughan. I'm not ruining the nostril.

I can't read. No, a precious septum. Absolutely not. I can't read. Thanks for reminding me. He's a thicko with a thin, thin septum. And I'm like, yeah, it's just paper thin. When I snore, it doesn't go.

It goes. Like a flap of glad wrap.