ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th November 2024

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to... Welcome to... A Little Bit of Pod. Stop it, please. the intro seriously Okay, sorry, take it seriously

Can you do it really, like give a grave kind of serious delivery Oh Gould, you want us to take it seriously Okay Welcome to a little bit of pod Wow And I didn't even go to acting school That was really, really serious

I know Now I believe producer Shannon has a question that she's found online that she'd like to pose to us. Okay, I love these. Yes. Okay, I'm offering you, hypothetically, $5 million. Great that she put hypothetical in front of there, otherwise she would have owed us. I've learned from the genie thing. That's right.

Never say proper. So, hypothetical, $5 million. Thank you. Thanks. Yes, I'll take it. But for the rest of your life. Here we go. There's a catch to the $5 million.

Nipples for eyes or something? No, you have to pick. That's always something so off, Carla. You'll be like, what the fuck? What? No, you have to pick a word, one word for the rest of your life. If someone says it within 200 meters of you, boom, you explode. What word are you picking?

Oh, shit. A brat. Okay, I love this. That you wouldn't think someone would say within 200 meters of you. Can it be from a different language? No, I think we go, it has to be a real word. Because someone online said, I'd pick 1,230,000, like pick a number. Great idea.

Great idea. I think we go real words, like it's in a dictionary. But even that, saying that number is actually a number of words, so it wouldn't work. True, yeah. Let's go for one word in the Oxford Dictionary. Jeepers, because I don't know the long, difficult, you know, like medical terms or something.

Yeah, but then you could break your leg and you end up in hospital and a doctor's like a lobotomy and you explode. If you break your leg you're just putting on noise cancelling headphones. No, yeah, does that work? Do noise cancelling headphones block out the... If the word is said within 200 metres of you... Oh yeah, so if a tree falls in a forest, it's still

said the word. But I could take $5 million and move to the middle of nowhere. Yeah, but then you'd be lonely. Oh, yeah. You're telling me you're not going to watch Netflix? Yeah, that's the thing. TV shows. Oh, so the TV counts as well.

Yeah, everything. And this means, you know, like... Wait, what if you think of the word in your brain? No, it has to be out loud. Because your brain kills you. You know, but you just have a dark thought, like, oh, what if someone says the word and you say it in your head? No, it has to be out loud said within 200 metres.

I would choose the word sesquipedalian. No, that's exactly the word I was just about to say. I've never heard it before. It means a foot and a half long. Wait, but you could also never warn anyone that this is a thing because you can't say the word. No. Yeah.

And also, what if a new Netflix show comes out about sexquatillions or whatever? Sesquipedalian. I'd see it written down And I wouldn't Okay I'd watch everything on mute With subtitles Is that worth 5 million dollars? Yep Do you have to hear it?

No It just has to happen But then you're also Like this is just life. Like, we could all die at any time, you know? Like, you can't live like that. Yeah, so you're avoiding a word, but you're not avoiding the bus that's about to hit you on the road.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What would your word be? We've got a lot going on. I'm going sesquipedalian. What were the other hard words for that you Googled? So the hardest words to say in English language, rural. Rural.

Rural. Sixth sense. Oh, this is to say, like, literally to say in English language. Rural. Rural. Drunk. Sixth. Sense. Oh, this is to say, like literally to say. Yeah. Sesquipedalian. Sesquipedalian. Nah.

I don't even know how to say that. Yeah. Phenomenon. Phenomenon. Onomatopoeia. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. No word. Worcestershire.

Oh, you see, but you wouldn't say that because someone could ask for the source and you'd What about this? Onomatopoeia Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious And Worcestershire Oh yeah see But you wouldn't say that Because someone could ask For the source What about this Pulchritudinous Pulchritudinous Physically beautiful

Oh I couldn't choose that Because a lot of people Would be like She's so fucking Pulchritudinous You've obviously Heard that all the time Like we were just

Walking down the street The other day And some Construction worker Whistled out. That woman is pulchriture dudinous. There's this word. Have you got, can you? Yeah, do you want some sound, Sweaty?

Flox in or sin a hill of pillification. That's going to be your word. That's the word. Say it again. Do it again. Do it again. Flox in or sin a hill of pillification. Is the action or habit

of estimating something is worthless my new book is more than just a 400 page is wait it's a book because you don't want to be walking down the street and someone's like excuse me sir have you read no no no no no no they're not they're saying this is the example of it being used but a new book is more than just a 400 page exercise and floxin or cinehillipillification but that means what if someone said it on the news? I think that's mine, right If the news was playing in the office If you found out Hayley's word

You could say the word, she explodes, you get the money Yes That's fucking murder You're telling me that your mortgage You lost your job and your mortgage payment was coming out You wouldn't say to Vaughan, Floxy mortgage payment. Floxy north in a hill of pillification.

Boom. Oh, you'd lord it over him, though. He'd see it coming because we'd be in like... Oh, yeah, you're being a little bitch today, are you? Flo... Flo... Flo... Flo...

Don't test me. You'd swell up and explode. Yeah. Now I'm just looking at great names. Polyphilo... Polyphiloprogenative. That means extremely prolific. Again, I couldn't have that because people would just be like, shit, she's so polyphiloprogenetic.

What about this one? Pneumono-ultra-microscopic silicovolcano-coneosis. Yeah, that's it. Is that one word? Yeah. An invented wrong word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand. We live on a country full of volcanoes.

Yeah, a volcanic eruption here in New Zealand and then all of a sudden on the news. Yes. Ultramicroscopic silicovolcano coniosis. And watch out for that and you're dead. Yeah, but that's less likely. Because Simon Dallow would be on the news flaunting his pronunciation. Oh, he's got flawless pronunciation. Oh, my God, flawless pronunciation.

Flawless, he'd flaunt it in your face and then you'd explode. Yeah. But that would be one of those two words for me.