ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th October 2024

Episode Date: October 19, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We make a very chaotic group Temu order...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. What are we adding to cart here? Okay, I've got Timu open. Now hear me out, hear me out.

I was recently bamboozled by Timu, so I'm just arrived actually. Yeah, Timu bamboozled. Wait, are we saying Temu or Temu? No, it's not a Maori word. Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu.

Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu.

I thought in America they were saying it like different. Temu. No, it's Temu. Temu. Car vacuum cleaner. One. Oh my God. Oh, I've got that.

That'll last all of five fucking seconds. Hogwarts t-shirt for August. Because that's the thing, because she's constantly looking up her Harry Potter stuff. So when Temu's like, you haven't hit $35, here's some stuff we recommend. It was all Harry Potter. Harry Potter sweatshirt. I got my vacuum bags from a wet-dry vac.

Which is the one thing you wanted from Timu. That and a garage door remote for the cottage from my father-in-law. And this is the, I don't expect this to last very long. That's going to burn your house down. A charging thing for my phone and my watch. And airpods that I don't expect this to last very long. No, that's going to burn your house down. A charging thing for my phone and my watch and AirPods that I don't own. Teemu, if you didn't know, sometimes it'll just let you buy something. Like the last time I got something, it just let me buy one thing.

Yeah. Like $7 or something. And they sent it to me and I was happy. Yeah. And then the next time I go there, it's like, no, you've got to spend $35. Spend more back. And then there's a spinning wheel and a game and all was happy. Yeah. And then the next time I go there, it's like, no, you've got to spend $35. Spend more back. And then there's a spinning wheel and a game

and all that BS. The reason I'm on it is because in our shower, you know, our bathroom's very cohesive and I didn't want to have like Pantene Pro V bottles. Oh yeah.

So I bought from Timu like pump dispensers for your body wash, your shampoo, and your conditioner. Oh lovely. And now because we've got two holes we've got a hole each, you know built in con...

Oh you mean in, what do you call them? Regress. Yeah, recessed recessed tile holes a cubby hole. We got there. We said every other word around here. Yeah. Recessed holes and so I bought these three shampoo, conditioner, body wash his and hers. Okay for your bougie bathroom, you're rolling the dice on some recessed holes. And so I bought these three. Shampoo, conditioner, body wash.

His and hers. Okay, for your bougie bathroom, you're rolling the dice on some Timu containers. I know, because our whole bathroom is tiles, and if it was glass, and you knocked it in the frenzy of whatever you're doing in the shower, it would smash on the floor, and I'm not dealing with that.

So it just went plastic. And they're nice. They look good. They're green and amber. Well, they'll smash, and they could break your tiles. Yeah, exactly. Imagine if they break your fucking tiles. Oh, my God.

After everything we've been through. After everything. I wouldn't handle it. Anyway, so we've got these plastic things. And then I was like, whenever I'm in the shower, I love to wash my face in the shower. Yeah. But then I've got this ugly face wash. So I was like, I need to get a smaller one.

I thought you were about to say that I've got this ugly face. Ugly face. And the wash isn't fixing it. I can't wash it. I'm scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing the ugly away. I can't wash away the ugliness. I'm exfoliating,

I'm burning acid peels. No, and so I wanted to just get a smaller pump for the face wash. Right. Right? So you don't have

my ugly face wash in there. So I went on today. Wait, is this what you think about my shower when I just have the ugly face wash? Yeah,

you've got this ugliest shit everywhere. You've got this like pink body wash and the shampoo and stuff it just sits there in your beautiful bathroom and I made you buy a nice soap dispenser and boy it's made a hell of a difference it's nice to the basin yeah we need we'll get to the shower the dispenser's a little dribbly I'll be honest it dribbles on the on the vanity I think you got a dribbly one mine doesn't dribble I've got two of them Damn it They were $100

They were very expensive But they came with the soap Anyway So I add to cart right I'm on Teemu Add to cart It's $2.65 It's coming all the way from bloody Guangzhou or something

Yeah So I was like let's start adding some shit How is it possible Like the other day I got something sent for like It was $7 including shipping From Guangzhou or wherever And it doesn't take months No it was here in like a week

How is that possible I know mine's taking forever I've got some of those sheet organisers coming from Timu They're taking literally forever They're like little cases that you can put all the sheets in Because we don't really have a good laundry cupboard So we're going to use one of the wardrobes I want to organise them properly

lovely anyway so $2.65 that's added to the car you did all those renovations you don't have a hallway cupboard we don't the hallway's too thin oversight really

start again I reckon tear it all down tear it all down get new plans new plans so you're in the middle of filling up $35 worth of shit

no I don't need to I just don't I need to spend more than $2 so I've added for me and Vaughan, I've added a Borat air freshener that says, very nice. Very nice!

Oh my god, how much was that? Well, that's $1.69. Oh, that's pretty nice. Do you want one? We could put one in James' car. Okay, I'll put three of those in. So I'm always in that, and that would make me chuckle every time I saw that. Okay, I've added, so I've got one of the soap dispensers that comes with two, that's all I need. Now I've got three very nice air freshen that. I've added, so I've got one of the soap dispensers that comes with two. That's all I need.

Now I've got three very nice air fresheners. I've added a breathalyzer keychain. Not that I ever drink and drive, but sometimes when you have one, you never know. Wait, so your, how much is this? $4.60. Okay, I wouldn't be trusting something worth $4.60. Officer, don't bother. Breathalyzing me.

I tested myself. Show, don't bother. I'm just testing myself. I'll show you to a photo. Now, for Vaughan and I, I've chucked in a couple of Smash Burger Grill patty smashers. What is it? You know, the big, heavy. So you make a meatball, and then on a hot grill, you put it on the hot grill and use this thing to squish it. It's a nice, thin burger patty. I just saw a great meme. Someone's saying, I love fancy burgers,

but rather than going up, they should have gone out. Yeah. I'm not a snake. I can't just, just get my jaw and eat the whole thing. They should just be wide

and bigger buns. Like a pizza. Okay, yeah. That's a good call. That was a great call. So I've got those and I just sort of feel like I could keep going.

Do you know what I mean? Like, what else do we want? Now I'm on a section I didn't know they had musical instruments. I was like, should I buy a trumpet? See, Teemu is just out of control.

I know. It encourages consumerism. I'm hooked. You've got a bag of $35 crap that you just bought. Yeah. And you don't need any of that. No. Some of what I do, I'm not expecting great life out of the clothes I bought,

but they were cheap. There's Stephen Joyce. Someone threw a dildo. Ex-member of parliament just walked past the studio for our international listeners he's the one that got the dildo thrown at him at

White Tongue Day John Oliver had that segment on his show you can google it he'll always be remembered Stephen Joyce everything he did also that was a giant

that would have been a very expensive fat cock dildo how do you get dildos on Teemu I don't know if you'd stick on for the show should I say adult toy That would have been a very expensive fat cock dildo. How do you get dildos on Teemu? I don't know if you'd... Well, you'd get to stick on for the shower. Should I say adult toy?

Stick on for the shower. Adult toy? Does Stephen Joyce want to stick on for the shower? Fucking hell, you sure can. Oh, really? We're talking plugs. We're talking slugs. Okay.

XXL, $2.97. I mean, I'm not really hoping much from this jelly one. Penis enlarges? Can you find the largest one for under $3? That's your challenge. Okay, shall I have a look at how big the XXL is? I can't believe work's leading me on this. XXL is $10.20. That's 23 centimetres.

Come on, that XXL. I mean, it is large. Has it got a girth dimension? Listen to this size queen. Call in that double X-er. I mean, it is large. Jeez. Has it got a girth dimension? Listen to this size queen. This absolute size queen over here. It's not giving me a girth.

It's not giving me a girth. Oh, yes, it is. No wonder the breathing person told us she breathes so shallow. Five centimetres girth. Vaughan's got his tape measure out. It's not that much. Okay. There is a hell of a lot That is why Look I don't think you're going to have any trouble

Getting to that $35 limit I found one that'll suck to your tiles in your shower There we go It's two, there's two of them Yeah but if it's XXL If that falls on your tiles You break your tiles What's it made out of?

How'd you chip the tiles in your shower? My Inuera Stone dildo fell off the suction cup And smashed them