ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -20th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 19, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's got a knife (sharpener) and he's not afraid to use it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and just a reminder, the Christmas Cocktail Special is coming up, all the specials over Christmas. So we're going to record those in a few weeks in November. So you've got until the 31st of October to get them submitted, and you could hear your name, your shout-out during our specials. Yeah, we'll be our honour to include you. Now you may remember on the show We talked about knife sharpness Because I was getting targeted advertising for knife sharpeners

And I was like, did these actually work And I want to buy one if they don't work And some people said they were great And some people said they weren't And I was like, great, I'm in no wiser than I was before Yeah Chris, however, took a risk Who's Chris?

Chris listens to the show Oh lovely. Hi Chris. Chris, my message saying she was going to Oh, she. I imagine Chris being a man. Yes, same. I instantly thought man

I went Chris with a C.H. Damn, what a piece of shit I am. It's chivalistic. Chris, I assume, short for Christine, such as my mother, people call her Chris, was buying one and she said, I can get another one for like, the second one's only five bucks.

Do you want one? Oh my God, yes. Did you say yes? Yeah, okay, and here it is. It's arrived. You said yes. Yeah, I've sharpened knives at home, and they, it works.

Okay. But I thought I'd give you guys a demonstration on the pod. Or like any, like a infomercial. Yes, yes, yes. Work has junk knives. Yeah. Honestly. Work has not.

a single decent knife. Yeah. So how do you do it? So there's a magnetic block, listen. Oh, my fucking, I thought that was going to be so shit. It was so good. Oh, sorry. Oh, that was a spank, wasn't it?

Do another one, do another one. Do another one. No. Yeah, I kind of like the... It's one in Haley's secret sound. It's a knife being attached to a knife-sharpening block. Okay. So you attach that and then you sit it down and it holds it at the right angle.

yeah yeah yeah yeah it's on the right angle yeah there's 15 degrees on one end and 20 degrees on the other who knew western knives 20 degrees Japanese knife's 15 oh amazing that's not a Japanese knife that's a western put on western hey no shit show that's a Japanese knife no Japanese would have nothing to do what about Russian knives where would they go this knife is Chinese by the way okay there should be an eastern side so and then you've got this thing this is the rolly and you've got one really smooth in and one slightly rough at you so you start with the rough end and then you so you just go oh put the mic down by it

i'll do that while you do you get it off the table okay have a listen to this oh ah no stop no i did not like that i like that no i don't like that no less less yes so you're rolling it put the mic back up oh yeah and so again this is a shit knife over time though wouldn't you be like because I remember my grandparents' knives or my parents' old old knives back in the day would just get thinner and thinner and thinner

and thinner yeah into the little strip of blade yeah I do like it a few times and it kind of like takes it smooths the edge up well you've got any fruit left to cut fledge no I've eaten it all oh wow you just cut that paper bag like that

nah see it ripped through because it's sharp on one side but this side's like a serrated again shit knives it's a good idea I kind of like I've said this before I like my knives blunt Because I always cut myself Which I've heard from people saying

That's fucking insane What do you mean? It's way more dangerous So dangerous Why? They slip easier Oh You know like

You're not You're not cutting with precision Well maybe it's time I grow up And I get my knives sharpen I was gonna say grow the fuck up Yeah For sure Thank you

Thank you I actually saw it at markets At the weekend A great One of the guys set up there Was just a mobile knife sharpener Yeah She just went and went plonk

All of these And it's like five bucks A knife or whatever No we're gonna do a knife party Yeah I'll happily host the knife party if you want to do the carvings. Oh no, I met a knife sharpener. We'll do a knife sharpening party.

I'd be so keen for a knife-sharpening. It's a bit when you say it's a bit concerning everybody bringing weapons to a market. Especially with the spa pool on, you know, there's knives in there. Well, I'm going to bring a gun. So I'm technically bringing a gun to a knife party. Not a knife to a gunfire. Well, if we're choosing, then I'll bring a fucking bazooker and suck you all. I'm going to bring my tank.

Okay, well, I'm going to bring an atomic bomb and I'll drop. put it on the backyard and be like, got you. Calm down Oppenheimer. We need an episode pump the brakes on this. All I was going to do was going to bring a gun. Silly. You've really made this silly. It was silly when he said he was going to bring a gun to a knife party.

Oh, well, I'm going to start up my large Hadron Collider and cause a black hole that sucks everything from reality to nothing. Oh, fuck you. Now what? Now fucking what? Nothing. I don't have a response. Are we driving in these knives or what?