ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th September 2023

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has a very surprising day lined up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This whole day is a surprise to me. This whole day. This is how I live my life. It's beautiful. Oh my god, no. I am an organised. I've got a calendar. I always know everything.

You are very organised. Because I do a lot. There's a lot of things going on I've got a lot of You know Things on the boil You've really pulled a Vaughan though today The whole day is a surprise to me I'm actually off home To pull a Vaughan too You know what I mean Crazy frog

Okay hang on. We've gone a bit mad today. Now, so I knew at some point I had a gig in the evening, a comedy gig. And I knew at some point I was filming. Well, I knew that tomorrow I was filming a TV show, a small part in a TV show. Can't say it. This is Power Rangers. Oh, are we not allowed to say?

She's a villain on Power Rangers. I'm not allowed to say. Okay. It's a pop-up cameo. Okay. We'll say later. So I knew that that was tomorrow. So I had planned things.

Yesterday I was getting my hair done and today I was going to get my nails done. And then, you know, I was going to film tomorrow. And then I get a text last night being like, all set for tomorrow. See you on set in the morning. Now, I've made plans. I've got appointments. We've got meetings after this. I'm recording this right now. I've got to go.'ve got meetings after this. I'm recording this right now.

I've got to go. Because apparently, it's today. And it's always been today. How did you get that wrong? I texted my agent and I said, Graham, Graham. Apparently, I'm filming tomorrow. I need to know what time I'm on set. Because this is news to me.

I had it in my calendar as tomorrow. He emailed me back saying, you have been emailed all of this information on this date. You will find the email forwarded below. That should be the way that I try to... Wow. You take your 10%. Anyway, so I'm filming now. Yeah.

I wasn't ready. My nails look like crap. So then I had to get producer Carmen to bring in her nail set. Do my own little mani. Yeah. They look all right now. I'll get away with that. If I just move my...

You're going to see me on TV, I'll be like this the whole time moving my hands because they look like shit. They're all orange but there are two that are darker orange. Yeah, I know, but you wouldn't know, would you? They do that. And then someone texts me like, hey, where do you want to be in the line-up?

I was like, line-up? And he was like, yep, it's the gig Wednesday night. You've been signed on for months and i was like yes i am ready remind me the time now remind me how many minutes you've lost your handbag lost my handbag you're forgetting or do you think you're just losing the plot i think i'm losing the plot i forgot one of our builders names he's been here for months Jerome Bob I did this last night I was lying in bed Being like

What the hell And they did that like Uh uh uh Andrew Adrian COVID Fog Andre On

Uh B-b-b-Boris B Don't know COVID Fog I can remember I was driving I was driving

With a car full of Loved ones Yeah Home Completely forgot what Pedals did what Oh my god I had that And your feet are like, fuck dude. For one second you go. It was fucking

terrifying. You forgot the pedals. Yeah, I was in cruise control and we were talking and listening to the song and then all of a sudden I was like, oh, we're coming to rent a bed. I was like, fuck. And I was just like, no, because it doesn't have a clutch. I went to push in the clutch because I must have reverted to manual brain. What? And the clutch wasn't there.

It was the accelerator. Oh, God. Oh, God. And then I went to move my clutch foot onto the brake. Huge no-no. Oh, my God. And I was like, ugh. And then just like, because it was in cruise control,

I went brake with the wrong foot. And then it stopped. And then I was like, ugh. You're dead. And then after we got through the roundabout, I said to Shana, I said, I tell you what, I just forgot how to drive there for a minute. She's hooked up free. What are you talking about? I you what, I just forgot how to drive there for a minute. She's all hooked up free. What are you talking about?

I was like, I just completely it was like moments away from I had my hand on the handbrake. No, because we don't have a handbrake. It's one of those flick switch handbrakes. Oh no. So I put my hand down. I was like, there's a handbrake. Who's going to barrel through? I don't know what was happening. What is going on with us?

It was like I was so deep in one part of my brain that I had to journey back through the brain to get to the part where I knew I've been feeling that recently. I've been on tour and I'll be walking around a city and then I'll be like, hang on, this is in Auckland.

Where am I? And it'll take me a second to be like, which one is this again? It sounds like you two need to get a bit more sleep. I honestly put a lot of it down to fatigue. I reckon when you're tired, it's a whole lot worse. Yeah, otherwise you're going to be that young person, like an old person that drives through a bakery shop window

because you've got the pedals. No, I ram-raid bakeries because I can't get enough of them sticky burns. Yeah, gosh. They're like, oh my God, are you all right? I'm like, it's a ram-raid, motherfuckers! Give me them Chelsea's. Give me them Chelsea's. Give me them Chelsea's. I want a Chelsea bar and a sausage roll!

Put the Danish in the bag. Yeah, that comes to $9. Yeah, okay, boop. Oh, fuck, this is a ram rate! I want those things to pay! Down the road. Well, good luck to us all, honestly. I'm just absolutely free-balling the whole day.

That's good stuff. I love free-balling a day. Whee! Don't throw your pen at me. Whee! I loved it. It just so happened to end up on you.