ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchpawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And Shannon, you've had a tradie round, or possibly coming round. A heavy sign. Oh, my goodness. What's wrong with the tiny shoebox apartment? Nothing. So that's the issue.

I got an email from the apartment. They were like, hey, from the building itself. Yeah, they're really good at emails. No, they were like, hey, it's your apartment. Are the drug dogs coming through again? No. They're constantly like around. They're constantly like around.

But no. They were like, we're going to do an annual sprinkler test on Wednesday. And I was like, I've lived here over a year and we've never had a sprinkler test. So I don't believe it's annual. Yeah. Prove that it's annual. But they were like, we're going to have access to your apartment from 8.30. Oh, okay.

Ambiguous. For the whole day. They just said from 8.30, someone will come to your apartment. they've got access. I hate that shit. And I was like... Any time from nine, you're like... No.

So that's a 24-hour period. Especially because there's so many floors. I'm like, could they not say like, floors this to this, we're aiming to do it at this time? Yeah, aiming and I'll give you a bit of breathing room. So we get home from work obviously quite early. So I was like, I want to know if they've already checked my sprinklers. So I booby trapped the apartment.

Oh my God, I was just thinking you should have put a hair across the door or a bit of cellar tape. What I did is I made my doors, my bedroom door open as much as my iPhone, the exact width. So I was like, there's no way they'll put it back to see that point. No, that's not a thing, Shannon. That's not a test. Yes, because I would know if they open the door

because there's a sprinkler. There's a sprinkler in every room. So I was like, they'll have to open the door. That's posh. That's a poshest thing about her apartment. Thank you. The fire safety. Well, I don't know if they work. Yeah, true. They've never been annually checked. But so then I, booby trapped the doors. I come home

still an iPhone width of the past. like damn they haven't come carwin had an event that night and i was going and i was real excited so i had to get ready we're very proud of it by the way carwin's stepping into the world of presenting a performance and we absolutely love it carwin reads it was a great carwin reads at carwin reeds on instagram i hope you get a couple i hope you get some of haley's hosting gigs i'm a lot cheaper i imagine i imagine gonna work your way up hon yes from this little book event to your everyone that you've ever done yeah yeah yeah yeah so i was i was gonna have to get ready and i did full main cup like

I was wanting to enjoy this night, you know? I will say as well, actually, well, we're giving Carwin some praise, Shannon, you looked beautiful. She did, she did, she. Cute dress, yeah, gorge. A little 60s chic. Yeah, 60s chic, Bridget Bardott. Wow, thank you.

I don't know if it's said that way. Yeah. Oh, sorry, Brigitte Bardot. Thank you. And you know, when you're getting ready, there's nothing worse than wearing a bra. I just can't, it's so overstimulating. I can't not wear a bra.

I hate the feeling of my swinging tits. Whopping swinging tits. Whopping swinging knuckles. When I'm home, I'm not wearing a bra, I'm not wearing socks. That's just how I live my life. Fair enough. But knowing this ambiguous, tradie sprinkler man is coming, I now have to wear socks and bra.

Oh, fuck that. Because you're like, they could knock on the door at any moment. So the second I get home from work, I shower because I take off my makeup. And I was like, what if he appears and I'm in the shower? And so then I was like, I'm locking the door. What? Help. Don't come in.

I'm in here naked. I'm stuck in the shower door I've got my arm stuck in the shower door I can't get out help me Trady I was just like I had the world's quickest shower because I was like

I don't want him to like appear and then every time I paid I had to like lock the door to the toilet like it was just this whole day I was like when is this man appearing every so often I appeared out the window to see if I could see I don't know what I imagined

I think a firefighter but all day I just been like prepared wearing a bra wired oh no no we don't wire I was wired. Hon, we don't wire at home. I missed and car went constantly.

I'm like, I can swear, where the fuck is this man? And all day, getting ready, getting ready. Nothing. Are you kidding me? They probably just got to floor like to, because a lot of floors in a day. They probably just got to like the second floor that I think this is good enough. Yeah, like the majority of them work. Yeah.

I just was fuming because I was like, my tits could have been free. Yeah. I could have had a real shower. I didn't shave my legs. Should have. Oh, because you had a quick shower So they have to knock before they come in They still don't just come in

No, I know But if I was in the shower I wouldn't hear the knock Yeah So they do knock knock knock housekeeping Knock knock housekeeping and then they're in Yeah It's my favourite day when they do the arbitrary

housekeeping They go Housekeeping Because they're obviously told They have to do it twice And you're like Whereas Haley would open the door And be like

House Yeah Let me look Keep my house But yeah It was just the most frustrating thing And then all day The next day

I was like What if he came today? Like, now I'm all panicked. I feel edged by this guy. Eaged by this guy and you're wearing a wired bra at home all the time. Carwin ruined a natural hour. What if he comes during our watching of the summer I turn pretty?

Oh yeah, we're watching TV today. Oh my God, I trade interiors and two girls are watching TV. How? We're stuck behind the TV.