ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st April 2023

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod, Vaughan tries to get ahead of something...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Hello there. I would like to share something with the group. Sort of one of those ones that might sound halfway through, like I'm trying to get ahead of this.

Oh yeah. So, we're recording this on Friday. Yes. On Thursday night my lovely wife and I went out for dinner and producer Jared he had said because the midi's gone back to study that she's also returning to the ancient art

of babysitting. Oh lovely. Great way to make cash. Yeah. Under the table babysitting. Do you pay tax? No to make cash. Yeah. Under the table babysitting. Well, most babysitting. Do you pay tax? No way. No, you stock the fridge and you give it a bit of cash. Yeah, give it some snack, give it a bit of cash under the table.

And also this weekend, Jared and his partner are house sitting for us. Oh, nice. Play with the dogs. Yeah. Let some cows over. Try to get Hattie to give a little cuddle. A little bit of meal, a little bit of a feed to the cows, etc. Now, I said to Jared's partner, Emma,

would you like to stay the night on Thursday as soon as you're coming back out here on Friday when Jared finishes work? Oh, yeah. In the initial conversation of, so we're going out. If you want to be around 5 o'clock on Thursday, that'd be great.

We'll be back by, you know, 9.. If you want to be around 5 o'clock on Thursday, that'd be great. We'll be back by 9. And if you want to stay the night, because you guys are coming back out here on Friday. Oh, just do it, yeah. Yeah. There's a bedroom there. Knock yourself out. And she replied saying, sweet, I'll be there on Thursday about 5 o'clock. Great.

No reference to the stay in the night. Of course. So to me, she doesn't want to stay the night. Yeah. Now, yesterday, Thursday, the day of, Sade So to me She doesn't want to stay the night Yeah Now yesterday Thursday The day of Sade said to me Did Emma want to stay the night

I said she didn't answer So let's take that as a no Yeah And Sade said She might have missed it Ask her again if she wants to stay the night I said I will not Ask a woman who twins

Babysitting our children I've seen the internet I'm familiar with the internet And what happens when The father Employing the babysitter Is very persistent about the babysitter staying Oh and you don't want her to get stuck

I know Should she Should she want to do some laundry You don't want to get her arm stuck in the washing machine That'd be terrible. And I'm like, what's going on here? She's like, I was just doing some washing before you got home. So I know that I said it once and I was happy with saying it once,

even if it was missed. It's been said. It's been said. Sharday's like, message her and ask her if she wants to stay the night. Well, Sharday said, I don't want to. You message her and ask her if she wants to stay the night. Sharday said, you're already talking to her. Why

the reluctance? So then, rather than explain to my wife pornography, I thought, fuck it. I'll just message again. Maybe she missed it entirely the first time. So I messaged her again

saying, hey, you can come earlier if you want to avoid you just wanted to be there for much longer i know what traffic's like it sucks heading west no it sounds pesty so i was like what do you want whatever's up and um and like what do you want for dinner yeah uh like we're gonna get the girls something and they'll just eat wherever you ain't from and if you've got any washing bring that yeah bring your undies just watch the back what do you want for dinner? Yeah. Like we're going to get the girls something and they'll just eat wherever you eat from. And if you've got any washing, bring that. Yeah, bring your undies. Just watch the back of the machine.

You do get your hands stuck. There's a little latch. And if you want to stay the night because you're coming out again tomorrow. Yeah. Like absolutely more than welcome. Okay. More than welcome. And she replied saying,

yeah, sweet. I'm going gonna leave soon to avoid a little bit of traffic but no i'm good i haven't sorted stuff out for great yeah i've got to go there's a whole lot of stuff that needs doing when jared's at work on friday before we head out to your place i'm like all good fuck why did you even have to say it why she did say it the first time she doesn't want to say the night she saw it of course she did she doesn't want to stay the night. Of course she saw it. Of course she did. She doesn't want to. And Sade made me ask twice. Pasty man is saying, come earlier and stay two nights. Yeah, well, do you want to stay a night?

What, Jared, anything at home from the middie on this? Did she say, God, Vaughn's really pressing for me to stay the night? Yeah, she was like, has Vaughn mentioned anything about trying to fuck me? Good for you. Jared was messaging the lads chat the other day and he left an engagement party early and everybody was just like, thanks for staying this long, which is what you aim for.

As someone like me who doesn't like going somewhere, when you leave after an hour, people are like, thanks for staying this long, which is what you aim for. As someone like me who doesn't like going somewhere, when you leave after an hour, people are like, thanks for making the effort or thanks for coming. Thank you for even staying this long. It's the best. When you're doing this, it's when someone says it to you the first time, you're like, yes. Now I get to leave early all the time.

And no one expects me to come to these things. Thank you for acknowledging me. It's a gift. And he messaged a lad's chat saying, I've left this engagement party. And then the middie puts up a photo of her and all the time and no one expects me to come to these things thank you for acknowledging me it's a gift and he messaged a lad's chat saying I've left this engagement party and then the middy puts up a photo of her and all the gal pals

and I was like you're a brave man to leave her alone you know engagement parties everybody's horny it's like weddings everybody's horny yeah

I want this I want this I want to be the next I want to be the next I'll settle I'm just quite full at weddings because I eat a lot.

He's having a nap in the... He's fat and horny. And he's lurking in the corner. He's like, I'll do it, but I won't put in any effort. You're going to have to do everything if you want anything to happen here. But everyone's so horny at weddings, they'll settle for it. Okay.