ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st August 2026

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's sad ending massage... :(See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network. It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Two things. Yes. Okay. I, the other day, we talked about this, treated myself to a massage. I've been working my balls off this year.

And I was like, I'm going to do something really nice for myself. And the massage was horrible. Yes, she went all out with the elbows. It's still bruised. And there's like two big marks in the back. Again, you've got to say something. I can't. I'm a polite woman. Anyway, so after the massage, I put my clothes back on.

Then I leave the message. I go to a food place. I go to a hardware store. I go to the mall. I get my toes done. I go to another supermarket. Yeah. I go into two shops in the mall.

I go to the dry cleaners and they come home. The whole time I'm wearing for the first time this like, vintage Ralph Lauren's shirt I bought from an op-shop. Oh, I love that shirt. It's good. And while I'm wearing it, I'm thinking this is the last bloody time I'm wearing this shirt because it's itchy and it's scratching on me and it feels odd. And I'm like, yuck.

So I get home and I go like this and I look down and there's a tag that I hadn't noticed on the front and I was like, what the hell is that? Look, it's inside out. It's been inside out. Wait, so that's five hours at this point. That's why it's uncomfortable because it's the buttons. Because it's got all the inside bits. And it wasn't even like, you know,

know, sometimes a t-shirt, a plain t-shirt, you almost couldn't tell. This was so obviously inside out. Yeah, yeah. That it was so uncomfortable. And I was like, oh, my God, what I look like such a dick. They're like, Ralph Lauren out the back and the buttons back to front and this tag that was like, you know, fabric from wherever or whatever. Yeah. So I was telling you guys about this and that was sort of it, you know.

I was like, I had, um, my shirt was inside out. And then producer Shannon goes, oh my God, yes. She said, I saw it on the cameras during the show that morning. She said, I thought it looked so weird. Dude, the shirt was the right way in before the massage. And now you've just roasted my vintage realm. No, I think it's, so we've got a new background. Follow us on FVHZDM.

We've got some KPI's. Somebody actually asked if we got a new background because we were too distracted by the hot people getting the, yeah, it's part of it. I can still see the hot. Haley Bieber, Haley B, the smoothies at the kiosk out there. Yeah. It's part of it

Yeah, kind of But no, it's actually for our lighting But no, so with the new background I've been tattooing lots with your settings And it just It's hard to capture my natural glow It is, you are just so beautiful Radiant, I know

Radiant, yeah, there's a radiance Because you don't want it to shock too much That people aren't listening to the great comic Content we come up with And when it cuts to the boys, it's a bit jarring Yeah, it's like, wow, it's face We're back, just like confusing And now we're here

With Beauty and Grace Yeah, so tootuing the settings for me Yeah, but just I thought Your shirt looked down different. It was inside out. It was the most straight up like, oh yeah, God, I noticed on the videos that it looked weird.

Yeah. I was like, no, it was the right way in all morning. I know it for a fact. I tell you, that's the last time I wear that shirt. I think it's cursed. Do you want a Ralph Lauren shirt? You don't really collar. No, I don't wear shirts.

Vaughn, do you want a little pinstripe, Ralph Lauren? No, thank you. But thanks for the offer and I really appreciate it. You're really good with your manners, aren't you? You're very good manners. Now go give your uncle a kiss good night.