ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -21st Feb 2026

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's cat is famous! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Mementous occasion. My cat has Lego. I didn't buy my cat Lego to do because that's a silly impossibility of a cat not having a posable phone. My cat had Lego before yours. The British Blue was a Lego before your cat. Yes, it was.

No, it wasn't. I've been sent it and I've seen it. I've seen it. You've seen it. In the store, in the Legos store. Did you done it? Legos. Yeah.

No, there's a famous cat with a Lego set, and it looks like my cat, Major Murray Fluffington. Get in line. I can't see it. I googled British Blue Lego cat. Now, there is this one, which is King Louis. Is that what you're thinking of? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of.

Is it a real Lego set? You dumb dumb. Someone A-I'd it and said, Lego you should release the King Louis set. Oh, you felt for AI. You felt like a fucking idiot. Fucking Domus. What do you think bunny rabbits are jumping on a trampoline? you dumb ass.

I knew that was fake. I didn't. I was like, holy shit. What about the video you showed me AI? I love the really ridiculous AI videos. I know they're so stupid. I know I shouldn't.

I know I shouldn't. I know I should have. And there's some that like, you just know you shouldn't be even laughing at. I know. That's so naughty. But they're so funny. So we have to remember that that's AI

and they're not real people. We're allowed to laugh. But look. Okay. So this is real. Lego. Oh, for fun. Oh, God.

Oh, Dad. That's Cheetah. It's a ginger cat, but that's Cheetah. Does Cheetah have a white bib? Yep. And he's got the, he's got the dick of all's face. I'm sorry, how much is that? $170.

For toys. For toys? For decorative art pieces. Well, you spend more on your toys, adult toys. Yeah, I do actually. I've bought some absolutely pricey ones. You're not wrong. Has ever been a Lego sex toy?

Yeah. Ouch. Ouch. Oh, one of the bits. snapped off and now I've got jagged flat bloody discs in me. There's no way they would have sullied that. Readd had built his own Lego sex toy.

Oh, okay, okay, yeah. Oh my God. He's done that on his own. He's got the little wheels off the little car on the inside. Oh. No, I don't want. We're just going to. And there's, on Etsy, you can buy nude Lego.

Right. That's weird. Don't be a pervert. Why do the perverts always... Sully everything. You can buy a Lego mini figure and you can customize it to look like yourself and it comes with a little mini-fig size bag of dildos.

You've got a birthday coming up. Coming up in October. Get a little mini-fig with a collection of dildo. How much Lego do you have, though? Because you've got a lot. Quite a bit. Enough? Nope.

Okay. Always room for more. Do you know we joke, but I think it's lovely to have some. something that brings you joy like this. It does bring me joy. You know? Mine's like knick knacks. Yeah.

And eclectic wears. These are nicknacks. They're not necessary. Vitamins. It's vitamins. It's fucking vitamins, man. It is. You've got the tray on the bench.

And they're all displayed. Yeah. You've got your little days of the week thing. Yeah. And all his big tubs out. All they get my omega freeze. It's bolt by a fish oil. Bring me joy.

You're renovating soon. You're going to have these fucking vitamins every way. I actually put them away. I've put them away and I make a big thing at the weekend and I put all of them into little containers because I didn't like them all over the bench. Yeah, cool. Thank you.

Are you going to get a vitamin cupboard when you're renovated your kitchen? That's crazy. Do you know what I'm doing over the weekend? Getting laid, man, and having bruskies. I'm still doing that. Actually true. Come on, this guy's not going to start doing that. That's what he then the vitamins are for.

This guy needs a zinc replacement like no one else. He is depleted.