ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st February, 2025

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Nowhere safe from being sold shit This was so weird, when I was catching an Uber on the weekend I had such great Ubers I will say over the weekend. Just really good chats really great vibes, good chats

If I could just momentarily interject Please. I love on a podcast for a commercial brand out to make money. She's got a problem with being pettled things I mean there's probably going to be an ad will there be an ad at this podcast. There probably already has been some sort of product pushed.

Yeah, but they're in a place where they know they're going to be advertised to. You know, I turn on the TV, I know I'm going to be advertised to. I turn on the radio, I know I'm going to be advertised to. That's how we pay the bills. I drive around, there's billboards. I know. But the other day I was in an Uber having a great yarn with a guy, and I opened up the Uber app, and there's a freaking ad in my Uber app.

Yeah, you're paying for it. I'm paying for it. And now they're also advertising. They've thumbed it in me. Thumbing it in. They've thumbed it in me again. They're coming for you. I was like, what are you doing in here?

This is an app that I've downloaded. I pay for an Uber. I even pay for Uber Plus or Uber. Oh, what is it? Okay, what does that get you? A little discount. Uber One, that's right. A little discount because I live so far away,

so my Ubers are expensive. It actually works out. I save more than I spend a month. Yeah. So it's a little discount. I don't use it that much, but I think if I was using it every week or every few days, I would. Well, you know me.

I'll never drink and drive, and so I will always catch Ubers, and I live far away. So I just opened it up, and I was like, they're coming for me. What next? What was being advertised to you? I can't even remember. It was just like a product.

It wasn't even like heading to the airport on your way, grab a beautiful cup of, it was just like something. An ad. It was weird. I was like, where's the line? It's like when you're in the toilet and there's an ad on the back of the door. That's sometimes me. Because sometimes in venues, you put up posters for your shows, your comedy gigs.

And a lot of people send me photos being like, can you fucking stop watching me take a piss? But I was like, where are we drawing the line on the infiltration of these apps? You know, I've got apps, like I've got one app that controls two of my adult fun toys. It can be app controlled

by a friend or a partner or a lover at a distance. Fascinating. Fascinating. Fascinating. Yeah, it's fascinating. I'm a high-tech gal. Fascinating.

What am I going to do? I've got that sort of app where I can control my air conditioning at distance, but not my orgasms. Oh, that's hot. That's hot stuff. Yeah, well, it's hot or cold

depending on that entirely. Yeah, similar, it's hot or cold depending on that entirely. Samsung's smart things app controls everything at Samsung in my house. But imagine I'm opening up my app for a good old time and then someone's trying to push me a bloody, you know, hose. A retractable hose. Yeah, a retractable hose. Because I love retractable hoses. I reckon I could go five more retractable hoses on my property.

We're not retractable. And I'm so embarrassed about that. Do you not have a retractable hose? Put your hose in a pile somewhere. Oh, hey. It is in a messy clump. Oh, I actually do know this from when I cleaned your garage. Yes.

When I spent a good five minutes getting the hose unpinked. Well, because we didn't have a second tap connection. So it was just a long... Anyway, I digress. But I'm surprised. I was surprised to see I was being advertised to there. Well, stand by for some more ads. Yeah.

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