ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st July 2024

Episode Date: July 20, 2024

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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Guys, I'm getting two new tattoos Okay, where's this coming from? Why are you... Well, one of them I've wanted...

A barcode She's getting a barcode Right on my tailbone Yeah, yeah, yeah Scan in You know what I mean? QR code Yeah, QR code

QR code for scan in if you've been there Yeah, scan in In the You know what I mean? Oh, QR code. Yeah, QR code. You need a QR code for scan in if you've been there. Yeah, scan in. And then in the 2000s, there was this real, it was after Jessica Alba's TV show Dark Angel. They all had barcodes on the back of their neck. There was a real barcode buzz for a tattoo. And people got them so they can work. You can get QR tattoos and they work.

Yeah. And they'll take you to a website or something. Go yo-yo a little bit. I feel like a QR code would be hard to tattoo. It looks so intricate. At least a barcode is lines, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not getting a barcode tramp stamp.

Okay. That will then allure. No fair eyes? The no fair eyes? No. I'm not getting kitty paws on the titties. Hasmonean devil? No.

A dolphin? No. Dragon. One of them I've wanted for ages and it's Rolly roaring. That's my cat. Like the MGM lion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a photo.

I've wanted it for years. Like over like five years I've been planning this one. And that's come secondary, this other one, where this tattoo artist actually reached out to me. Oh, wow.

And was like, hey, I know that your family has this great motto and I think it would make a great tattoo. And literally the day before my parents and I were talking about we should make this into a tattoo as a family. And it's and I think it would make a great tattoo and literally the day before my parents and I were talking about we should make this into a tattoo as a family and it's drink it while it's fizzy which is our little life our little life motto yeah and so I

was like great let's get this tattoo and like maybe have a champagne glass or something to signify it yeah and then the tattoo artist was like well why don't you put the actual quote and I was like I don't know I've never really been one for writing in tattoos. And then so she's been off sort of like designing this more sort of champagne-based signal to this thing. But then I was like, in my head, I was like, maybe it's not overt enough. And, you know, like maybe I should have a look at some options for drink it while it's fizzy, this tattoo. Like the actual text on you. The actual text.

I was like, let's be open to the idea of it. Then this tattoo artist, bless her, was like, wouldn't it be great if it was in your mother's handwriting? And I was like, that's awesome because my mum's best friend who passed away from cancer, it was her saying. And then my mum is the one who sort of spreads it around the world. And we were like, great, this is perfect. And I was like, my mum's got minga writing. She's got like is it as bad as vaughn's no no no no vaughn's is childish

yeah vaughn's is childish i would almost get it in vaughn's and say it was like you know my nephew or something yeah you know it was like a child wrote it for me and it was about fanta and yeah drink it while it's fizzy no one likes a a flat Fanta. Can I just take a small sidebar? Please. Your Honour. I'll also take a sidebar. Yeah. We were at a restaurant at the weekend,

and there was these dudes sitting at the table beside us. Four monster dudes. None of them would have been under 6'3". Okay. Hang on. May I sidebar? Sidebar. Where was my picture on this table of six, three men? It was, they were massive, massive men.

Okay. God, that's my type. And the waitress came to take their drinks orders. Yeah. And I all heard her say, oh, so jugs of each? And they're like, yes. She comes back to the table with these men, I'm guessing late 20s. Again, I'll reiterate, six, four on average.

One had a jug of Fanta. Yeah. Like, I'm talking a pint jug. Oh, wow. No, no, no, a pint jug. Like a jug jug, a pub jug. Like a jug that you get a jug of beer in.

A jug of Fanta. Yeah. A jug of Coke. Yeah. A jug of raspberry. Oh, yeah. And one of them got a beer. Wow.

A jug of raspberry. A jug of raspberry. A jug of raspberry. And a jug of Fanta. And a jug of Fanta. And they, one of, it made me think of it, is that they had one from the glass and then they were just like, the glass and just straight from the jug and drank Fanta quicker than anyone, quicker than I would have as a child and I loved my Fanta. I couldn't tell you the last time I had a Fanta.

I was going to say I saw Fanta in Europe, and it's like this pale. It's pale. It's pale, almost like orange juice color. Who does the best Fanta Mexico? Mexican Fanta in the glass bottles when you're in America. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But actual Fanta, not the Mexican brand. No, no, no, but it's made in Mexico.

I think you can get it in some dairies here as a little bit of a question mark. But don't people love the Mexican Coke and Fanta because it's actual sugar, not fructose? Yeah, which is what America likes. Corn fructose or whatever syrup. Now I fancy a Fanta. Do they do a zero sugar Fanta? I don't think they do. I feel like they did at some stage.

Can you have a look? But perhaps it was so pointless. It feels absurd to me to have full sugar Fanta. Like a hug from a hooker They do do They do do No sugar Fanta Yeah I'm seeing it here

But it just It does blow your mind Jared's tasted European Fanta He said it's the best Fanta It'd be EU It probably is exactly the same Except the colouring isn't allowed

Because of some EU rules Yeah because you know How we banned One of those red food colourings Because it makes the kids Bounce off the walls Yeah we banned Some of the American food colouring.

But then what are we putting in ours if it's that orange? Just beetroot, darling. It's a health food. Is it? Okay, back to the- Yeah, you can get fancy sugar. Sorry, I'll pull back on my sidebar of watching a grown man. And my sidebar, I'm disappointed, Vaughan, that you know me so well

and yet I didn't get a photo of this table of massive men. I think they were very intimidating. I didn't want to be caught snapping a pic. Anyway, yeah, so I don't get a photo of this table of massive men. They were very intimidating. I didn't want to be caught snapping a pic. Anyway, yeah, so I don't know. I said to my mum, can you just send me a picture of you writing down, you know, write down, drink it while it's fizzy. But I get the sentiment of it, but yeah, I don't want to ming a bubbly handwriting on my body.

Is she a bubbly handwriting? Yeah, it's bubbly. It's like really round. I can do her signature, but it's really like bubbly and circular. Yeah, right. But that might go with the fizzy, the bubbles. Yeah, I know, but I don't want that on me. I don't think it'll age well.

So I'll probably just get some nice sort of anonymous. Right. So when are you getting this? Like next week? You should take auditions. We should take auditions on the show. On your social media, you should take auditions for people to submit their handwriting. Yeah, because I don't care who writes it.

As long as it looks nice. Well, because my mum said, what about your dad? You know, because, you know, he's also part of the tradition of the saying. And I was like, his is worse. Is it? Well, he ran a company, you know, like a man who runs a business. Yeah. That's his handwriting.

It's too quick. Yeah. Yeah. Neither of you. No. No. No. I don't want to be. Aaron's his handwriting. It's too quick. Yeah. You, neither of you. No. No. Aaron's is terrible. We should ask Rachel Langford.

Oh, she's got amazing handwriting. Really? She's like a printer. Okay. Phenomenal handwriting. Well, I'll take auditions. Maybe I'll message her on Facebook saying,

don't ask too many questions. It's too perfect. It does look like a font. It looks like a font. All submissions that miss the apostrophe between the it and the s will be immediately ignored. Right. Drink it while it's fizzy. It is fizzy.

Yeah. Okay.