ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -21st July, 2025

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch's unbelievable t-shirt sighting on holiday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod and lovely to be back after a two and a half week hiatus. It actually genuinely is. I'm happy to be in your great company. Had a great, had a great fun day, haven't we? I've got grapefruit. You got grapefruit? I'm winning. Love this. Got grapefruit. Yeah, I'm just having a good time with my genuine friends.

Yeah, me too, me too. That probably didn't sound, that sounded a little. Fuck, that sounded so forced. I'm sorry. Three, two, one. I'm just having a great time with my genuine friends. Me too, these lads are so great. Because I went up at the end.

I went up at the end. God damn it. So, okay, I wanted to, and I thought this would be a great place on the podcast to discuss this because it would be impossible for us to have talked about this on the radio broadcast show. Because there are rules,

there are rules about what you can say on live radio, but not on podcasts, it's the Wild West. Do you know what I don't know? The rules about what you can and cannot say on radio. Every day it's just, it's just fucking whatsoever. In your contract that you're always on each I might say something terrible. We don't say we don't say we don't say you just The I think you'll find it's in your employment contract that you are

Across all the broadcasting rules in case you break them then they can fire you because they said you knew about it. Okay, okay Okay, okay, so get get maybe get a copy of that oh yeah but this is something I witnessed when I was on holiday in Barcelona how was Sagrada Familia? Is she finished? I didn't I didn't go. What the fuck? You went to Barcelona? I've been. Say but it's different every time. Get back to me when it's done. I haven't even been to Barcelona. Imagine the trouble I'd find myself in in that country. In Barcelona. Jesus Christ, you'd never return.

Christ, everybody's so hot in Europe. It doesn't matter where you go, everyone is so fucking hot. It's like, what the fuck? What about London? Ivory, where you going? Damn, that's just a numbers game though, eh? Yeah, for sure, there's mangas in London, but oh my God.

Oh, there's some mangas. Fucking mangas. But, jeez, Louise, it was just like cast by God. I was, I'd been before, so I just, I was there with our friends. I've been before, so I was there with our friends, Sean and Jared for a little bit of the time. So I hung out with them.

I hung out with them too. On the other days. I didn't know I was in New Zealand. Went to the beach. Yeah, okay, well I'm telling a story. You're in a recession. Get off your phone. I'm telling a story.

What are you doing on your phone? Someone asked how I missed an email and I said, I'm telling a story. You're in a recession. Get off your phone. I'm telling a story. What are you doing on your phone? Someone asked how I missed an email and I said, I don't read emails, especially when I get back from holiday and there's more than four. I did a delete all. Hayley got told off by Carwin for doing a delete all. I'm sorry Carwin.

She had some calendar. I exclude, I will search Carwin's name and read those ones. You're fucking lying. You did a bullshit. No, I accepted the things. I accepted the calendar invites. Carry on. I'm at the beach in Barcelona

because I didn't want to go to do for Sagrada Familia because I've done it before and I've seen it. So there's no point going twice. And just to reiterate, it's different every year. It's ongoing. He's been it, he's seen it, he knows it. I've been it, I've seen it.

So I'm at the beach and it's lovely. And that's when I notice a dad is there with his two sons. Beautiful day out. Who I would imagine would have been, I'd say like 10 and 12. How old's dad? I'd say 40ish. Late 40s.

Late 40s. Yep. So he's there and all of them have matching t-shirts. Dad hot? Uh, no, no, no, no, just dad, just dad, just a dad, just a dad. Um, we just said before everyone is hot, so now I'm Petra and something hot daddy. Same.

Okay, well for the purpose of the story, sure. He's a hot dad. Can he look like Pedro Pascal? Pedro Pascal, that's what I'm thinking. Don't sully Pedro Pascal with this story. I've got my two children here, they're beautiful down the beach. They are all wearing, you know how you see those t-shirts,

it's I love Spain, it's just a big love heart. I love heart Spain. I love New York. Yeah, well there are some T-shirts that are awesome. Like I'm joking. Yes. They're all wearing the same T-shirt. No, they were wearing different T-shirt, but same. I heart. Yeah.

So the dad was wearing a T-shirt. I heart DILFs. But dads, I like to fuck. He has other DILFs. We've got a gay dad here. I don't know? I don't know. Or has he been gifted as a Dilf? I think he's been gifted. My thought was he was gifted because he is a Dilf. So therefore he's wearing the Dilf. I don't know. At this stage to let everybody know that I Heart Radio distances itself from I Heart Dilfs. Thank you actually. if you're listening on that right now. And the two sons also had I heart t-shirts. Oh God. Remember 10 and 12. I'm hoping one of them's radio. Well the first one is I heart Latinas and the other one. I think you're

fucking pardoning me. And the other one I heart blowjobs. Fuck off! What? The younger one was wearing the I heart blowjobs? Wait! Wait wait wait wait wait. Do they only speak Portuguese? I don't. And so blowjobs, they don't eye out blowjobs? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do they only speak Portuguese? I don't. And so blowjobs, they don't know what blowjobs mean. I was just looking at them like, what the fuck? You can't, that's insane. What kind of dad, like I was like, I feel like they were like either Dutch or some kind of Euro,

like, I don't know where they were from. They weren't Spanish. What the hell? I was just like, what the fuck, like what kind of dad lets their... He just can't have known. What, like, did he speak English? You know, you always have that, you know, like... Oh, they knew.

A lot of the time in like Chinese markets, they have T-shirts that are like, the wind blows through the air of my labia. And then you see some kid and you're like, okay, they have no fucking idea. What the fuck, and I've never seen that. The wind blows through the ear of my life. Oh, I had a t-shirt by then. I was like, but could you imagine being like that age and Craig's wearing a t-shirt, I heart.

I heart blow jobs. Yeah, and you're wearing. I heart dilfs. Like crazy, I was just like, and I caught up with our friend Sean and Jared at a party later that night and I was telling them and they just were gobsmacked. I was like, I know.

What the hell? Wild. Wild. Okay. Wow. I mean we do on this show, heart, dillfs, Latinos, and blowjobs. Oh I know. Do you know what I mean? If the three of us would wear those t-shirts, it would be not a lot. Who would wear which one? It would be age appropriate. I heart dillfs would be me. You go I heart dillfs. I heart Latinos. I wanted the Latinos. Oh what's your hate blowjobs?

Okay That's a woman's t-shirt or a gay man's t-shirt and if it was gay dad, that's Yeah, I know we want to have a gay man's seizure and if he was gay dad that's also absolutely fine. We could have a gay dad on our hands. I think we might have had a gay dad on our hands. As for the kid wearing eye-heart blowjobs, there's no explanation here. That is fucking wild. Eye-heart Latina's borderline. Globally.

Cusp, verge, not edge, of upright brightness. But the eye-heart blowjobs on a kid is fucking insane. That's crazy, eh?