ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st June 2024

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; You should see Fletch in a CrownSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I got a crown on Friday It's like up there It's right at the back You should see me in a

Oh that's a crowd isn't it That's a really Irish song You should see me in a You should see me in a crown Nah it doesn't work Nah it doesn't quite work Have you guys ever had a crown? No

I had one years ago And you know Yes Yeah, because you had the temporary crown Yeah Yeah, you had the temporary For 13 years This is what they would do

I'm going back, I've got to get back Yeah, thank you to the ACC The New Zealand's ACC system That will be shouting me a new one All because you got off a wedding bus drunk, punched yourself in the face. No, I was sober. Wet stairs. If this was America, I'd be suing the bus line.

But that's why we've got ACC here in New Zealand, so that it takes care of all of these things that people are generally suing for. Guys, the lyrics are Crown. Oh my God, they are. You should see me in a crown. You should see Fletcher's new crown. Well, this is,

even going back, I think the last time I got one was five years ago. They would give you the temporary crown. You've got weak teeth. I've got the softest, butteriest teeth of us all.

So I had a crack because I had a filling, a big giant old silver filling. Oh yeah. What are you talking about? The good old days again? I'm talking about the good old days. You bite into a bit of

tinfoil by accident. Yeah, I was talking about the dental good old days. So, and even about the good old days. You bite into a bit of tinfoil by accident. You're not talking about the dental good old days. So, and even like five years ago when I got my first crown, you'd get the mould and they'd put a temporary one in and then they'd send it away. It would take a couple of weeks.

You'd book in an appointment. You'd come in and he would put it back. He'd put the actual tooth in that was made somewhere. Yeah. Now, we are living in the future. It is insane. He printed it out. Oh, Now, we are living in the future. It is insane. He printed it out. Oh, yeah, of course.

Like, I was, I, he was like, okay, I'm just going to go away and gravy tooth and clean up, do a few things here. We'll be back soon. And I turned around and I could see the computer screen, like, counting down. It took seven minutes, 44 seconds. To 3D print you a tooth? To 3D print or to whatever the fuck they do back there in the magic machine. Just the stuff that it would normally be made of.

Tooth. Because when they're making you a tooth and putting it in, they keep putting the light on it to set it. Yeah, so they still do that. They still do that. Once they've printed it. So he came back and he made sure it fit properly. And then he's like, okay, go away for 45 minutes, an hour.

Gave me another injection. So my tooth had been like ground down. But it didn't hurt. Were you getting your tongue in there? Were you feeling it the whole time? Oh, the worst. The worst. And then so I went away.

And then while that was happening, I think he was like, you know when you make a pottery thing and they fire it up in the kiln? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all cured and stuff. They cure it or they do something, they bake it. And then I came back and he put some glue on, chucked it in, and put the blue light on it, and I was done. In a day. Isn't that insane?

And that's just supposed to last you for fucking ever. For ever. Yeah. So weird. And it printed out the tooth. I don't get 3D printing. I don't understand it. I don't know if it's 3D. I mean, I guess it is 3D printing. Yeah. Isn't it? So weird. It printed out the tooth. I don't get 3D printing. I don't understand it. I don't know if it's,

I mean, I guess it is 3D printing. Yeah, it is. We're just making it. It's insane. Oh. We have come a long way. Does your mouth feel better? As a species.

Oh yeah, I don't have the, because I was quite getting sensitive to like when I'd eat and drink. Yeah. Or breathing in. And that's all gone.

So you know, $1,800 later. I know, I feel eat and drink. Yeah. Or breathing in. And that's all gone. So you know, $1,800 later. I know, I feel like a seven minute tooth. You should try punching yourself in the face. For free, then get it done for free.

Yeah, just pay a little ACC on that. I think this all the time with the, I've got that wiggly tooth with a short root. Root? Should we punch you?

Yeah. Is that ACC though? But let's have some drinks, I can't, I can't. The best part about punching yourself is that there didn't have to be

any sort of like police report or any questions asked. Oh yeah, have some drinks. I can't. I can't. The best part about punishing yourself is that there didn't have to be any sort of like police report or any questions asked. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I punished myself. If I punch you, they'll probably want to charge me. They'll 100% charge me. Yeah, but then I'm getting more money. This works so my favor.

Yeah, but I'll get done for assault. I'm charging you for assault. Yeah, and I'm getting compensation for that and a fresh tooth. You want to charge me for assault? I always want money. But I'm doing you a favor. But you just said that you'd punch me. You've threatened me.

Only if I'm in on the ACC fraud. You've threatened me. But what are you going to get out of it? You can't have half of my new tooth. No, but you pay me maybe like $1,000 or something. Well, I might as well just get a new tooth. Yeah, but I kind of want to punch you in the head. What kind of a friend are you?

Right, that's what it boils down to. He wants to punch you in the face. He wants to punch me in the face. He wants to punch me in the face. He's wanted to do it for years. And now here's your opportunity. Well, you've got to pay up.