ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st June, 2025

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; you wouldn't believe it- Fletch has ANOTHER massage update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And my search for a massage guy, a new massage place continues. Continues. I can't hear you. So this is your original place shut down. Yeah, he's disappeared off the face of the planet. So he's either had a groping allegation or he has actually just shut down the business

because of tough times. Or maybe he's moved. Or maybe he works in an office now. Or maybe he should have let you know and then we wouldn't have to hypothesize about it. Like there was no goodbye. There was just the best massage guy in the world has gone. Do you think he's given up the massage?

Do you think he lost the passion? It was just saying though, he had so many certificates on the gone. He's gone. Do you think he's given up the massage? He lost the passion. No, it was his thing though. He had so many certificates on the wall. I had certificates. And that sort of, he knew what he was doing. Do you have his name? I'm not gonna give that out. No, no, no, Google. I know, I have phone.

And he's gone, he's gone. Where? I don't know, this is what I'm saying. Was there a death notice? There was no death notice. No, there's no death notice. Was he old? The shops all shut up.

No, I'd say he was in his 40s. Okay, so Place gone gone second place cocked to the head The he was donking me on the head with his dick with his dick and loose sweatpants third place My not jerked off and yes, the only thing between you and a guy getting jerked off was a curtain. Yes So we're on to our fourth place place and I tell you what guys, I tell you what, I'm lying there. Please let this be a brilliant message. It's royal.

Oh great. She's getting in there. She? With the elbow. Yes. Like right in the, it's really amazing. Chinese or Thai? Chinese still.

Maybe he's still giving Chinese a go. He's huge on this Chinese message. Next I'm going to go Thai. Yep. So the, she even comes back with, I don't know if it was like, it was like liquid. So it wasn't Tiger balm, but it was like that kind of liquid. Deep heat.

Heaty. Oh my gosh, so she's getting that on my shoulder. And I tell you what, I was feeling amazing. And then I hear the door go and it's like, it's got a bell on it, it goes ding ding ding ding. Love that. So someone's come in. Yeah.

Oh, like an old school ding-a-ling-a-ling thing. Yeah, like an old, and so she just leaves me there while she goes and chats to this guy cause I'm imagining he wants, you know, an appointment and I can just hear, you know, I'm all relaxed. She leaves. I'm just in the hole. Fuck it, she better pause the clock.

Yeah, I pause the clock. Yeah, no, pause the clock. Sometimes you hear the man. I've seen one of them in the entire place. Yeah, it's just a solo lady. So I, I've got my head down. Oh, the solo ladies. I've got my head down on the hole in the wall.

And it's quite nice. She's got a- Hole in the wall. That's you in the wrong place. No, hole in the table. Okay, sorry. That's a different... You've got your face in the hole in the wall.

She's like, what are you doing in there? He's under his fourth massage place and 18th glory hole. Anyone's gonna be telling. And she's got an electric blanket on the table. So it's nice and warm. I love that. Beauticians do that when you get a facial. So good.

Warm, oh take me. So good, and so I'm there, and then the ding-a-ding-a-ding, and she goes, oh just be a second, and she goes out, and you can hear this guy, and he's like, hello there, I'm just wanting to know, do you have any appointments? And she's like, yeah, I'm gonna be done with this guy in like 20 minutes, and he's like, okay. Done with this fat ugly asshole,

which if you heard her I'd be like, you're done with this, ugh. And you know, done with him soon, and he's like okay. Done with this fat ugly asshole. But if you heard her I'd be like, you're done with this, ugh. And you know, done with him soon and he's like, okay how much is it, she's like, oh it's this for half an hour, that's, you know, gives him a thing, that's cool. And then you know, you hear him leave, ding ding ding ding, she comes back in and is back in the elbow.

Oh, it's so, so, yeah. Mommy, I missed you. She's just back in the elbow and then ding ding ding ding, door opens again so she pops out. It's the same guy and he's like, oh, by the way, do you do the extra stuff? Oh, fuck off again. Fuck, why does everyone want to get winged off?

It's the Chinese, what is it? It's not all of the, this is the problem, hey. And she's like, yes, we do. What, wait, what? Yes, we do. Fuck off. And I'm like, I we do! What? Wait, what? Yes we do! Fuck off. And I'm like... On the electric blanket!

Oh, that's the safety hazard. Now I've got to find a whole nother place. Fuck, you are having terrible luck. I'm having terrible luck and you know what? Until the bell went ding-a-ding-a-ding, I thought this is my new place. But just because they're wanking off other people, they don't have to wank you off. You're a good messer. I didn't get wanked off, but it's the spirit. Shame on you, sir.

Yeah. Oh my God, wait, am I not hot enough? Live a little. Am I not hot enough? Just live. That's, you can't get... If they're not wanking you off and they're not forcing you to get wanked off,

then just keep going if it's a good messer. Yeah, but why is everybody getting wanked off? I didn't realize there was so much wanking off happening. I didn't realize. I know. Central Auckland just happening. I didn't realize, all the sexual organ just needs to be the wank off capital. And do you know what, this place that I went back to got has been through different owners and it used to be like really good and reputable.

Like you never- And now it's wanking off people. I'm not even a bloody hand over wank off. If they're paying tax and it's no harm, no foul, consenting, it's wank to your heart's content. Absolutely no problem with that. Make a bet, is this economy? Oh my God, of course. Is this economy? If that's your foul, sending out us. Wank to your heart's content. Absolutely no problem with it. Make a bet. Is this economy? Oh my God, of course.

Is this economy? If that's your thing, go for gold. I'll wank someone off for 100 bucks at this stage. What is the cost? Judging, I don't know. And, but I- How much extra do you pay? Do you know what I couldn't believe

is the audacity of this guy. Like she'd obviously come out of the room that I was in, she was working. Yeah, not so late. I could hear the guy. If I knew him like if it was you any of you guys I'm gonna go what's Vaughan's asking for a mess up yeah any I just come back ask for a happy ending I was just like what the hell is going on here so now you just had no idea I'm so I'm gonna go tie I'm gonna go tie well I've got you

I've got you for my place and then just go with it and then ask them not to do all the bending it stuff. Just, but I don't like that. Yeah, just no bending at the end. Don't bend me at the end. Don't bend me at the end. Bend me at the end. Have you got a place? Yeah, I've got a place, I'm going today.

Have you found a like? I've been going for years. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, I've got a place. Fanny's Fingers. I don't go Chinese. No, Golden Fingers. Golden Fingers.

Not Fanny's Fingers. I'm starting to wonder if all of these bloody monsieur slash wankometers have bloody fucked my back, cause I don't know what they're doing. They're just there to wank people off. They're just there to wank people off. Have they been wanking your back?

Because that's sort of a... Have you tried to wank for the back? Have you tried? No, that's why it's so sore. Because of his shoulders. Oh, because I have been wanking. They're just there thrashing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, god damn it. Jeez, how much does it cost extra for a week? You didn't answer my question. Oh, well, he's very interested in it. So, so he's got a $100 massage. Yeah. $20 more? $20 buck more? If she didn't save it, she Oh, well he's very interested in it. So, say you've got a hundred dollar massage. Yeah. And then- Twenty dollars more?

Twenty buck more? If she didn't save it, she just said that they did extra. Not twenty. It's a- Wait a minute, we don't know extra, it might be Hot Stone. No, the extra stuff. It was insinuated. It was insinuated, but it wasn't said.

It was insinuated. Do you do the extra stuff? The extra stuff. And he might- but how do you know he wasn't pointing at a menu? No. Like, it was like, do you do the extra stuff? And was like- Vaughn, we're not going back there.

Okay.