ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st June 2026

Episode Date: June 20, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Vaughan's dentist dramas...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. I, uh, you may know if you're a long time listening to the show. I went for a good stint without going to the dentist. Because I got a temporary crown and then I was like, that'll do. And then it broke in a half in 2015. And I was like, it still doesn't hurt. And then we're at our friend Zach's wedding and getting off the bus.

I slipped and my elbow hit the bar on the bus steps and I punched myself. the face and cracked the tooth and went and finally after many many years went back to the dentist and that is when the very attractive dentist I had said would you like just the white filling? I said what are the

crown? I said what are the other options and she said oh you can go gold or white and I was like stop I can get a gold too wasn't because the price to increase from white to gold was like not that minimal. ACC covered the base they were covering

I'm not going to be like Get it in gold baby boy ACC covered up to white And then I paid for their on top And it was only like 400 more dollars Yeah And you were getting it all free anyway So why not

It's just like A little treaty for the mouth I'll get a gold tooth So that's why I'll never forget The day when you didn't tell us And you told us on air And you've been talking all morning And I hadn't noticed it

And then every now I'll just see it And be like You're going to glint I forget I've got it Until like I'll be brushing my teeth something and I look in the mirror and I'll be like, I'm a lair. Because is it one from the back?

Three. Three from the back. What did your current girlfriend, your new girlfriend think when she first saw her? She was like, what the fuck? Fucking, all law. Yeah, she was like, well, she gave me a bull of an arc. Oh, she had you with a bull of an arc.

She's a Fijian Indian. Yeah, right, okay. So she gave me a bull of an arc or I gave her a Mahalo. You did a little dance. A lot of, it's quite big in the Pacific Island culture. It is. It is. get like a gold tooth?

Yeah, it is. I like, wouldn't not now that you've got it. Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like... If I ever need one again, I'm getting more gold. I'd have to go, but the back ones, though, I don't think I could rock a... I'd get them all done and be a bond villain. Dude.

Yeah. Hell yeah. Have you seen a lot of people getting, like, silver teeth? Yeah? Like, full, almost like you've got a grill, but they're all like silver. I was like, because I'm a silver girl with my jewels. Oh. Maybe that would be more appropriate.

You'd just be constantly punished with questions. It'd be hard as well, like, if I wanted to, you know, repursue my actions. acting dreams, you know. I'm auditioning for Pride and Prejudice. They're like, they're silver. I wonder if they could slap something on, like, juror seal for the teeth. Yeah, probably. Just to make them look white again.

So I... So hot dentist. She's gone. She's gone, which is... Oh, no. I mean, why keep flossing? She's the one that, yeah, I... In your area? I mentioned on the big pod, she was in my mouth once, and I don't know where to put my

tongue and I, like, accidentally licked her fingers. And there was a lot of laughter. I said, I don't know what to do with this tongue. It's cheesy, embarrassing. Yeah. Did you lick it or suck it? Licked it. Okay, that's better.

Do you know what I mean? Because if you were like... That would be worse. Because there was other tools in there as well. So I've gone back. I've got a new dentist. He's very good. Like, I didn't feel the injection going in.

Is he hot, though? No. But I'm in sure he's somebody's cup of tea. He's a lovely man. He's a beautiful smile, which you'd expect from a dentist, right? I had a dentist in Wellington who had the most profoundly bad teeth. Really? Like comically shocking

Oh Yeah I remember being like What's close out? I had a mate whose dad was a doctor And he drank too much and smoked and died of a heart attack Because he didn't take care of himself I'm like that's wild eh for a doctor Yeah yeah yeah

Just like Smoking in the console Yeah But anyway Don't you be doing this He gave the injection and everything went well The problem was the guest the assistant The dental assistant

I'm charged to the sucker of the girl Well, she was a girl. I was going to say girl. She deep-throated me. She made me gag on the sucker. She was like hitting the back of the throat. It just sounds like you're a rookie. Sounds like you're a fucking rookie.

You need to get a bit of practice in you. I was like, when she was hitting the back of the... Yeah. You got to go to the side, I'm with the sucker thing. Side and relax. Yeah. Also, I just prefer... I mean, when they're in there, they like to get on a roll, right?

So that's what the sucker's for. So you don't have to stop and be like, hold on, I've got to swallow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your big throat goes, ugh, ugh. How many injections did you get? Just the one.

Just one. I hate the name. I always really enjoy them. And I like when it's numb and it's funny. As a guy, like, because I've got a beard, it's fun pulling the part of your beard that's numb. Oh, yeah.

It's not feel anything and it just is an unusual. But it lasted for like four. I was starting to freak out after the fourth hour. This is being out. It lasts a long time. A long time. Like, he was like, oh, it's like a couple of minutes and he was done within like 25 minutes.

And then I had like three and a lot. a half more hours of a numb face. It was actually getting to the point of concern. What did you get done? A filling. I got an old filling replaced. I did ask if gold was an option and he said not for this filling. I was like, no, you're not fun.

Become accustomed. Yeah, to more gold. But, yeah, no, so that's done. Well, maybe next time you need a practice. Where you've got a new filling and it's just a tiny bit different. Your tongue, but then you can't stop playing with it. You can't stop playing with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But anyway, there's a hot dentist out there. somewhere in Australia she's moved to. Oh. Okay. Apparently, another case of like an industry where you get paid phenomenal money in Australia compared to New Zealand. And she was too hot for New Zealand. She's a 12 over here and that's wasted. If you love them, set them free.

I'm not saying I loved it. Oh, creep. You've licked her finger and now you love her. Yuck!