ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st March, 2025

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I've seen something What you seen? Something I've never seen before Okay, let's take some guesses. A mushroom, a group of ants carrying a mushroom.

No, that'd be cool, though. I'd like to see that. Full mushroom. Have you seen that video, the ants getting the weird shapes through the- Before humans? Faster than humans. That was really amazing. That was a good video. That's pretty clever.

A flying cat? Not ants, but it is animal related. Oh, you've seen a fox. No, I haven't seen a fox. An ant eater. If I saw a fox, I'd make a report immediately to the Ministry of Primary Industries. Okay. What about an ant eater trying to, its own?

Do you know what I mean? An ant trying to blow its own. Ants. No, I know that's not there. Because if you had a long nose, do you know what I mean? That long. It was sort of in that arena. I saw hawks.

Yeah. The swamp farrier. You know, the famous New Zealand hawk, the kahoo. Yeah. I saw two of them making love in a paddock. What, like kissing? Yeah, passionately kissing. Like canoodling and stroking hair and stuff.

Because I love them. They're one of my favorite birds. I love a bird of prey. They're beautiful. They're beautiful. And whenever I see them on the side of the road eating a rabbit or a possum, I'm like, careful guys. I will say they leave it a bit like to fly away from the rotting carcass on the road when you're driving.

They get cocky. They do, they get a little bit cocky. So I saw one of them and I was like, what's that one up to? And then I noticed it was, and then there was another one lying on the ground and they were making love. Where's their hole? The cloaca? They're a bird. It's a cloaca situation.

How do they make love? Much like another bird, except it was just so great because their wings, like the guy on the top had his wings out and it was quite hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bird-wise. He had his wings right out and then it was like on behind and then holding your head down. Right.

Oh, from behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, from behind. Right. Like doggy but birdie. Because it was hard to find his territory. It's birdie style. It's birdie style. Right, okay. behind and then holding your head down like right from behind yeah yeah from behind right that's hot were they making noise i was driving a car right okay so i could but i was like ah they're fighting but then i was like no it's lovely wow they were making the next generation of kahu. And I've never seen it before. I remember I'd never seen chickens, a rooster make, like you look very concerned you've got a furrowed brow.

I'd never seen a rooster. I just don't know. I don't think about these things. Do you know what I hate is when flies fuck on you? Oh, yeah. You know when you see flies in the sky? What a worst. And you're like, what are you two? Oh, for God's sake.

Oh, gross. It was gross when you landed on me and vomited and then went. And shit. And shit on the ceiling and you're like what are you two oh for god's sake it was gross when you landed on me and vomited and then went shit and shit on the ceiling and gross you're always banging

into the windows but now you're fucking gross you're fucking on me you're gross ass flies yeah yeah yeah yeah tortoises are the worst all the air coming out

of their shells get it together nah that's um but I just never seen birds of prey doing it. And now I've seen it. So tick. And I didn't even know I needed to tick that off.

There were aliens on a planet watching you make love. Do you think they would describe it in the same? Why is his back so rounded? Why is his back so hunched? Why is he making that eh, eh, eh? Yeah, what's that? Why is he making that noise? Why has he got such a curved spine? Did we lose something when this has been broadcast interdimensionally? And they're like, eh, eh, eh? Yeah, what's that? Why does he make that noise? Why has he got such a curved spine?

Did we lose something when this was being broadcast interdimensionally? And they're like, no, no, no, it was 35 seconds long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've cut off, we've cut off the beginning. Yeah, yeah. There's these other documentary videos that we're receiving from Earth, some up to an hour, which is ridiculous. Because this man's getting the job done in 35 seconds.

He's obviously a... Yeah, they're like, does he have a cloaca? Yeah, where's his cloaca? Why isn't his thingy barbed, you know? That's very, very true. God, it's just that round back, though. The round back and the non-barbed penises. Okay, yeah.

Okay.