ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st November 2024

Episode Date: November 20, 2024

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, I have lost something that I have had for my entire adult life. You've lost something?

For my, since puberty, I would say. Yeah, your pubes falling out. I have lost my virgin hair leg. Oh, yes. Leg hair. He shaved for the first time. I have shaved a part of my- Dude, that looks fucking good.

You've got to shave those fucking legs. Do people shave their legs because it pops the muscles? Yeah, dude. Lots of gym boys shave their legs. What the hell? So I have- Because I'm getting physio. I think that's how you say it.

I'm seeing the physio therapist. It's physio, you fucking numbskull. I think it's physio. It's a P in it. Oh, sorry. Well, I don't know. Does he not see the P? Has he literally ever seen thebskull. I think it's Pahisio. It's a P in it. Oh, sorry. Well, I don't know. Does he not see the P? Has he literally ever seen the Pahisio?

Yes, I'm seeing the Pahisio and I need strapping on my knee and the physio was like, you're gonna have to shave it because the tape sticks but it's better if there's no hair. And I'm like, I have never and I've always, I've never

in a radio promo done a wacky waxing. I know Vaughn has. We did a wacky waxing Vaughn once and his whole body was waxed. Yeah. Wow. He was like a slippery eel, weren't you? Lube him up and chuck him down a hydro slide. And I slept with one of the people that witnessed it.

Oh, really? They saw me in my absolute worst and still wanted to. Oh my God, do ya? Yeah. Wow, right? Crazy. Yeah, I look like a fucking? Yeah. Wild, eh? Crazy. Yeah. I look like a fucking turkey.

I love a hissuited bear. Oh, no. But I just use my body shaver because I like to do the kneecap. Oh, wait. What body shaver? I've got like a. Like a clipper. A clipper.

For his minge. I've got a minge clipper. He's got a minge clipper. Usually uses a little smidge. I think it looks fucking great. I reckon do the whole lot Do the legs It's actually tending now

But I don't have like No you've got good hair ratio It's a good amount of hair Soft lighter So it doesn't look too bad Do you know what though there's going to be a weird period Because Aaron recently got a big shin tattoo And had to shave off his

Whole bottom half of his leg. It's given me such an ick. Watching that prickle come back, I'm like, ugh. I know, really. And then when you go through a period of hair where there's like eyelash length, you're like, ooh, that's so nasty. So the regrowth period, the smoothness looks good on you. Yeah, I know. And in summer, with a bit of tan.

Oh, you don't want to become A body shaving boy Nah No I don't want that Do you want the time I see guys at the gym That must shave

Their legs and arms And I'm just like How do you They have so much upkeep Do you guys shave Your torsos Clipper Clipper

Do you So you trim them Every like Every month Six weeks Six weeks Yeah four weeks Do you Why You don't want it to like. Every month. Six weeks. Six weeks, yeah, four weeks. Do you?

Why? You don't want it to be, you don't like the long. No, I don't like the long. It gets a bit long. Yeah. Because Aaron doesn't. Aaron's just got a hairy chest. Yeah.

And a little bit of a hairy puku. Yeah. I'm sort of into it. Yeah. Well, there's definitely hair there. It's just clippered short. Wow, interesting. Yeah.

But not your legs, not your armpits. I'll clip the armpits every now and then. I'll do my armpits every now and then. Do you? If I'm doing the chest, I'll just run it over the armpits. I had no idea that you shave your armpits. Yeah, because I just shaved my chest. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I've got more hair on my armpits than Fletch right now. Yeah. No, I got mine lasered. That's quite hot. That's quite hot. That's hot, actually. Yeah. Your sideburns are coming in hot, too. Don't joke. I am No, I got mine lasered. That's quite hot. It's hot, actually. Yeah. Your sideburns

are coming in hot, too. Don't joke. I am getting these lasered at the moment. No, I am joking. I can't see anything. I just thought sideburns is slightly less offensive to say to a woman than a moustache. I can feel it. You're giving her a thing. Yeah. I'm buying more laser. I'm buying more

booking in laser. My soul patch, that's intentional. That's okay. Good. Yeah. That's a fashion statement. Yeah, free. You want people to think you're a. My soul patch, that's intentional. That's okay, good, yeah, yeah. That's a fashion statement. Yeah, free. You want people to think you're a jazz drummer. Yeah, that's right. It's an ode to 2000s rock bands. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want them to think that I absolutely go downtown. What? The Flavoursaver. Oh! Hayley Sproul! Yuck! Yuck!