ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st October 2023

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod, Hayley does some Charity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And I didn't know, Vaughan, did you know, we are in the midst of a charity queen. Yeah, is it Fletch Vaughan and Hayley or is it Fletch Vaughan and Mother Teresa? It's hard to tell.

Now, was she, did she get cancelled in later years, Mother Teresa? Oh, fuck off I thought she was A bit of a C word When it came It all came out In the wash No saint

Saint is spelt With an S Not a C Oh I apologise It's an S Not a soft C Oh right A C with a

Little Sante Sante on it Sante bar There was There was a couple Of questions About Mother Teresa

A controversial figure During her life and after her death, Mother Teresa was admitted by many for her charity were admired, sorry, was criticized for her views on abortion and contraception. But she was a Catholic. She was a Catholic woman. That's like saying I'm not happy that this French person likes bread and cigarettes and coffee. That was drilled into her.

Yeah. Shut up. Of course she ain't controversial. You talk to any old person, they're going to have controversial opinions on you. Oh, I know. Gosh. I never watched a Morgan Freeman movie with my granddad, I tell you. Really?

He just had like a funny, he just had a really, he's married to a Maori woman. He wasn't racist, but he had a strange way of describing Morgan Freeman. Oh. Anyway. Sounds like an off-air conversation. Yeah, it was. Gotcha. He's dead.

Gotcha. We've got him. He's cancelled from Beyond the Grave. Pretty pop. Yeah, I am. I'm an absolute charity queen today because I am trying to get the wardrobe down again. Fletch, stop looking up Mother Teresa. Stop trying to cancel her.

Stop trying to cancel Mother Teresa. Poor sanitary conditions in some of these places where she... Which was in India, in the slums of India. What did they expect? Fucking hand sanitizer and jiff on every bitch? Mother Teresa is going to be watching you and being like, okay, well, let's talk about your shit then, Fletch. Yeah, yeah.

Workers wash needles under tap water and reuse them. Oh, stop it. Anyway anyway my act of charity is i because i don't have anything bad okay you couldn't google anything bad about me uh is that i'm cleaning out my wardrobe at the moment and i've got a bag of clothes that are simply so expensive they must be sold i've got a bag of clothes that are simply so gross that they simply must be thrown out yeah i've got a bag of clothes that are definitely for the donation but they're not that cool and then i've got a bag of clothes that are simply so gross that they simply must be thrown out. I've got a bag of clothes that are definitely for the donation but they're not that cool. And then I've got a bag of clothes of stuff that's really cool and a bit designery but

I can't be bothered selling it. And so I just text the girlies, Shannon and Carwen, and went, oh, do you guys want some clothes? And so they're sending pictures and I said, I'll just bring you bags of clothes and you can fish through them. And they were on the receiving end of my colourful, tatty old clothes. Not tatty at all.

Some of these have not been worn by you. I know they haven't. Yeah, I know. Okay. Some of them haven't. Yeah. But, I mean, I think this is a good thing, a good sharing of clothes.

Yeah. Do they smell these clothes? One of them's grubby as a. Yeah. I haven't given them a sniff, to be honest. I've given them all a wash. You've got a couple there. Can you grab them and just give them a sniff?

Some of them have definitely been in storage for months. It's going to smell a little bit mothball-y slash Prosecco. No, we don't put mothballs in my wardrobe. Is everyone all right? It's giving like old incense. Not bad. That'll be all the ganja here at my house. All of them. Yeah, I feel like I'm in like a nice shop

In Ponsonby That's what I smell like darling So thank you But one of them's real grubby got a grubby collar but it's a nice shirt I was like you can wash it You always get a grubby collar right Rubbing against necks I don't have anything for the boys but I just think

Aaron's jeans might not fit JP Aaron being 6 foot not fit JP Aaron being 6 foot 6 and JP just being the .6 But there's more to come because I'm working through the wardrobe I've got all these bags of stored clothes that don't

fit, they're just too small they're too colourful More to come I do have a question about this. Yes. So these dresses are gorgeous I will be wearing them to work. Great. Are you going to then see us wear your clothes and ask for them back? Yeah, because you'll make them look better. Well, because you have

done this in the past. Oh yeah I have too! Remember I gave Carween a hair curler and then I cut my hair short And I needed a specific Type of hair curler I was like

I swear you still Oh I gave it to Carween And then I knew That she hadn't been using it So I took it back She does this She does this I do do this

No the clothes are yours I don't want them back And I've got some I did think about Donating Fruity Boobs Do you remember Fruity Boobs? Oh yeah Do you remember Fruity Boobs?

Oh yeah I remember fruity boobs Why are you donating fruity boobs? Because the boobs have gotten so much bigger They'll be fruity boobs And I just I don't know I don't know I'm considering it

Okay Anyway Stay tuned for the girls To be walking into the office Looking absolutely Stunning in my old clothes There could be something out there for Fletch Sort of flowy blouse

Flowy flowery blouse I've got a couple of old kimono. Oh, I do love a kimono, don't I? Yeah. He loves appropriating different cultures' nightwear. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And a few turbans I can chuck into the mix as well. Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, see, it's going to make going out of the dairy for a quick... But much like a tie, you're going to need to tie that turban before you give it to him because he can't tie his own turban. No, I'll pre-tie a turban. Vaughan ties all my ties. And your turbans. ties and yeah vaughn do you want anything from the uh wardrobe you want to look out for anything no i can't i can't say i am i do have an anini bing blazer that i was considering parting ways with because it's so small and i actually think it would fit

sharday but that would be great because that feeds the addiction without costing me a small fortune she said to me the other day, I'm just going to pop in for a look at Newmarket. Now, to put that into perspective, that's a 50-kilometer drive from our house. A round trip, yeah. No, no, it's more or less 100km's round trip. You're not 50km's away from Newmarket.

No, you're not. Well, we're 30km's to here. And it'll be another, oh, maybe another 5km's. Is it another 5km's? Oh, it's F all. Google it, please, because this it's F all. Google it please because this guy's I am because you're talking

fucking shit. Well she went somewhere else then. 31.6 Thank you. 31.6 much closer than I thought. So it's a 62 well the story's been

it's a 100km round trip and she's like just popping for a look. That's not yeah. I'm like what the fuck's a look? Like there's malls closer. and what's out and about. Yeah but the mall's that's close to where we live is shit. So she just popped for a look. I'm like, what the fuck's a look? We're just seeing what's out. Seeing what's out and what's out and about.

Yeah, but the mall's that's close to where we live is shit. And so she just popped for a look. I'm going to Newmarket today. We're actually about to go and bloody pop off and go have a little shoppy to do in Newmarket. The girlies are now. And then I'm going to stay behind. I'm going to spend a voucher I got and then I might have a little look around. Maybe go to Mecca. It's a 250km

round trip from here.