ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -21st October, 2025

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley went to a hardware store and things were certainly hard...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and a reminder, the Christmas cocktail specials are going to be recording in a few weeks in November, and they're going to play out over the Christmas break. So if you would like us to read out your name, we've got a little question here. You can go to ZDM online, or there's a link in our Instagram, bio, FVH, ZM on Instagram. Now, I just want to shout out. I got some absolute excellent service yesterday at the hardware store. and it was like watching a masterclass of a man

that's obviously done this for a very long time and dealt with many a woman who was newly single and has convinced herself that she can do it all because I went into the hardware store yesterday and I sort of like a lost lamb you know very wide-eyed yeah clearly looking for something

but she doesn't know where she is stumbled into an aisle I found something I needed and at the end the guy said to me are you all right and I said no and I told him what I need and I described it as Hi, I'm trying to put a thing on the end of my drill

The powered one And I bought the thingy that has the You slide the thing onto the bit So I bought the thing that slides on with the bit And then the bit bit Is not fitting into the neck hole of the drill bit that I had And I feel like I'm missing a bit And he goes, okay, can you head over there

And go to this aisle and look for a guy with slicked back hair. And I said, say no more. He said, he's your guy. Walk over and I see him. And you know what? His hair, slicked back. Slick back.

I said, this is my guy. With a gel, do you think? Or just a wet comb? It feels a wet comb, older gentleman. Okay. And I say to him as well, hey, I'm trying to do this. And I bought the bit, and it's like a neck bit thing that slides onto a bit. Yeah.

And I said, I've got the drill, but when I open the neck bit, the hole's too tight for the bit, and it won't go in. What am I doing wrong here? And the guy goes, oh, yeah, so you're trying to cut a hole and you've got a mandrel, but you've got the neck hole. You've probably got a 10mm thing. I was like, oh, and he just like, boy translates my girl thing into. I don't think we should gender that.

Well, I mean, on a surface level very much, I was a lost girl needing the help of a man who was trying to pretend like she didn't need no man because I'm going to cut this hole myself. Yeah. But he did, you're right. He basically translated it from, I don't know how to do anything to exactly what needed and it was like a master class like how did he even

know and then when I told him he was like it should fit in the and he said the proper term and I said no and he goes can I ask if the maker's a this and he said the make and he said he goes here's what the problem is you've got a 10 millimetre thing rather than a 12 millimeter thing and he just knew exactly what to do that's hot it was so hot

yeah I kind of wanted to fuck this whole guy like do you know what I mean like afterwards I was immediately like Daddy do you know what I look at really like yeah it was a Big energy. If you were going to bang, if you were going to bang in a hardware store, where would you do it? Oh.

Oh, yeah. Rugs. Rugs. Between the rugs. Yeah, you're in the hanging rugs. No, you'd go to the toilets, wouldn't you? But then the problem with the toilets and hardware stores is all the tradies. Oh, you're not meaning to the display toilets.

You're going to go. Yeah. No, no, that's cheating. You're not going to bang somewhere in the hardware store. Plant area. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're busy, though. Busy, though.

And not many places, I'd bang in the sheds and the display sheds. The garden sheds. Sheds. The display guard of sheds. Shut the door, bang in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the outdoor furniture is always in the middle. Yeah, everyone would see you banging.

Everyone would see you. Because you kind of want to do it a little bit discreet. That or I'd bang in the cupboards. I would actually wait until the staff member walked away and I'd get that little elevator ladder thing. They've got, take it right up. Top shelves. Pop off and get up on the top shelf.

Oh, no, what, you'd put the barriers up at the end of the aisles because you know when they're up on that thing, you're not allowed in the aisle. Yeah, yeah. the barrier and then the aisle, sizzle lift right to the top and then I'm bang up there. Probably on the scissor lift. Yeah. On the scissor on the scissor.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, that's a good little... Well, I'm not a lesbian, unfortunately. No. I mean, it does mean... You can still scissor.

There's just stuff in the way. Yeah, there's... Yeah. I think they call that frotaging. It is heavy frotaging. It's heavy frot. It's heavy frot. Hetrosexual scissoring.

Anyway, I mean, shout it to this guy who honestly just took zero. And did you make your hole? Did you cut your hole? No, I've got an issue. because of what he has, the information he provided us right. That's great. And now I've learnt. And next time I go and I won't look so lost.

And I'll be upstairs, frotaging with a stranger.