ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 21st September 2024

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley is smelling a little different today...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I don't know, you guys haven't said anything about my smell today. I haven't noticed your smell. I haven't smelled you. Interesting.

What's happening? Well, you may remember that I borrowed Shannon's roll-on deodorant, which you found to be disgusting behavior, which it isn't. But it was a sign that I had no deodorant left. And so when I went home, I was like, oh, God, I've got no deodorant. And I'm not someone who can wear no deodorant. Yeah, no, same. Like, I'll be a bit stinky.

I just have to wear it. Yep. wear no deodorant yeah no same like i'll go buy some stinky i just have to wear it yep um so i was rummaging around at about 4 30 a.m this morning through everything aaron's drawer my drawers my spare drawers like surely i've got a little cheap shitty roll on somewhere here could not find a thing and uh as you know producer jared was the supplier of the show deodorant yeah he no longer works here yeah so i knew i couldn't rely on that so i i reverted to my only option today i am wearing lynx africa yeah what aaron's deodorant aaron does not wear lynx africa but one day he forgot deodorant we were out and about in the whops.

We were just in the middle of nowhere. We found one dairy, but we're going on a hike. And I was like, would you mind if I come sniff you? Yep, sniff the pit. Oh, don't get too close. Lynx Africa. Oh, my God. There it is.

Wow, I got it. I got it. Wow. There it is. I've been topping up with links lately. Like this warehouse sent me this dad's Father's Day pack and there was like all this stuff and I was like, oh, I'll never use this. And then of course I got told I smelt.

So now I hand it to the person in general and then top it up with a bit of links. Aaron doesn't usually wear it, but we were out in the wops and we were going on a hike and I was like, my dude, you're going to stink after a three and a half hour hike. That just took me back to when I actually wore Lynx, which was when I was in high school. We pulled into this dairy and all they had was Lynx Africa. So there's just a rogue can in our house and it was it. So today, I'm glad you didn't notice.

I will say I did top up with a rather expensive perfume around other areas to try to mask it. But I am. I am a teenage boy, young teenage boy wearing Lynx Africa today. Wow. As needs must. It's weird that Africa, Lynx Africa, the off-joked-about scent, has survived the test of time. I also think there's a bit of body

odour in there too. Like, it's not really doing it. Oh, yeah, no, no. It's not an antiperspirant at all, is it? No, I don't believe so. Are you sure? No, it will be. No, I don't think Lynx ever played the role of antiperspirant as much as it was just a deodorant. It's a body spray? Yeah. Oh, shit. No wonder. I stink.. Are you sure? No, it will be. No, I don't think Lynx ever played the role of antiperspirant as much as it was just a deodorant. It's a body spray? Yeah.

Oh, shit. No wonder. I stink. Yeah, you stink underneath. And then Lynx Africa. And that's why Lynx got 48-hour odor protection, so it must be. Antiperspirant. Yeah.

Yeah, Lynx 48-hour anti-sweat? Yeah, it is. It is. I'm hearing anti-sweat, I'm hearing body spray. Never once has the word antiperspirant been used in any of these descriptions. Well, it's saying here, Vaughan, I don't want you to be sued by Lynx. It's saying here that it'll provide 48-hour freshness and a high-definition vanilla geranium scent.

Well, I'm five hours in, and I think I stink, and then a waft of Lynx Africa over the top. And it's why I think that it became synonymous with the smell of sweaty teenage boys is because they douse themselves in it, and they're like, this is just what I must have to smell like. Yeah. Well, that's me and I'll sort it out today.

I don't hate it. I don't hate it. It's a spicy stink. Yeah. It's got a nostalgia. It's got a nostalgia to it. It's just so nostalgic that I feel like smelling of Lynx Africa me as a nearly 35-year-old woman.

So I'm on the Lynx Africa, I'm on the Lynx website and there are reviews down the bottom. By the way, Lynx has a 4.7 out of 5 customer reviews. Yeah, well, those are the ones they choose to put on the website. One five-star review. My boyfriend used the spray and gave me a bottle. I was missing him so much, I sprayed it on my pillow before bed, so it smelled like him.

It's not a pillow spray. I lay in bed and I could still smell it on my pillow from the night before. Link says thank you for your lovely review of Link's hair. I love Link's a second time on an international website. Thank you so much for your feedback on Link's. Thank you so much. It's lovely to hear

that your product reminds you of your boyfriend and all the fragrance lasts. Find the one star review. Just put them on the website. No, I wouldn't have thought so either. Or is it automated? But it's, I saw when, I looked over Fletcher's shoulder

and had the graph of how many there was at one-star review. Well, I will never try this product as goats stink. What an advert. What idiot thought to connect a nice smell to a stinking goat?

There must be an ad with a stinking goat. Is it because it is the goat of Lynx? Well, Lynx do follow up with, thank you for leaving a review regarding your Lynx Africa body spray comment. We just wanted to clarify that goat is an acronym for greatest of all time. You can check out the website for more information, blah, blah, blah. Well handled from them, though.

Someone that doesn't know. It's an animated goat and it pops out of a cuckoo clock. Right. And it gives a man a Lynx body spray And then he's like the coolest dude in town But the goats are going with him now Right I mean it's an icon and a legend For a reason

But yeah it's a very distinct smell And it is in my pits