ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd April 2023

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley have a explicit chat with Morgan Penn, Somatic Sexologist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now the following podcast is R18 and recommended for, oh not R18, just recommended for mature audiences. You could be a mature like. Yeah, we've gone back and recorded this.

Yes, we have. After we recorded the podcast, we were like, it needs a... We need a warning. It needs a warning, so now we're back at the top doing the warning. It's because our friend, somatic sexologist Morgan Penn is in the studio. Hello. Now, the reason we are doing this little bit of pod special with our friend Morgan Penn is because earlier this week, Vaughn learnt what a dental dam was. Clip, clip.

And then you imagine we've just played the clip and you've seen it like you just did for the first time. Go. Wow. So he thought there was like a hole in it. And one, you just you've never come across one of these in your life. Never come across one. I would say neither have I in terms of I knew what they were.

We were taught about them at an all girls school. But never seen one or used one. Yeah. Can you explain to us, as the most informed woman of sexual activities in this room, what it is? I thought they were a blowjob-specific condom. No. Like something you... That's a condom.

No, it's for... Who's putting on a condom for a blowjob? It's for boulders. Oh, this is very... We should have had a warning at the top of this podcast. This is the new usual little bit of pod. Oh, should we,

we'll add one now. This is not, this is a little bit inappropriate. Yeah. No, no, they're for vulvas, aren't they? Yeah, they are.

Or buttholes. Well, yeah, anything sort of genitalia, you could still put it on top of a penis. So it does, it's not just a genital perspective.

Just licking, you perspective just licking you know licking and and sort of wrapping it around because you can get different sized dental dams as well and so the whole purpose of having a dental dam is that you can still really get up close and personal especially on a vulva um but you are not having direct touch so it is trying to eliminate stis which can be transmitted through oral yeah but the touch is the best bit yeah there's a reason why it's the best bit the thing is vaughn you know with you being like no offense but absolutely just is there a hole in it vanilla outing himself we've discussed this before i know vanilla smith

but you just did not know like in any way how this would work right but the thing is like there are so many people out that you've been married for a long time there's so many people out there having casual sex all the time there's sex workers we need things that are going to protect so that you can still really play and not worry. Right. You know? Okay. Yeah. But does anyone use it?

Well, no one wants the Michael Douglas, do they? No, you don't want HPV in the throat. Because that's the HPV situation. So it would protect you from those sorts of. Yeah. Or the herpes. Yeah. Like contact.

Yes, exactly. Contact STIs or skin infections. Yes. Yeah. And there's or skin infections. Yes, yeah. And there's so many. You can get chlamydia of the throat. You can get all sorts of stuff. So it is really important if you are, you know, having one night stands or if you're not sure.

But, you know, I would like to normalize having those kind of conversations before you go into deep intimacy with somebody about what's your STI status. When was the last time you had a check? How do you feel about these kind of things? It's hard because it's not sexy chat, is it? When you're getting all steamy and you've got little hands wandering everywhere and you pause to say, like,

got any lumps and bumps? It's very medicine looking. It's $9.99 for 36 of them. That's a lot. They'll last you a while. It's biodegradable and they're made of cornstarch or are we sort of polluting? No, because the cornstarch would break down. It'll be latex. It's a lot. They'll last you a while. It's biodegradable and they're made of cornstarch. So a lot of grooming. No, because the cornstarch would break down.

It'll be latex. It's latex. Not great for the environment, is it? Wow. And not suitable for all bodies either, latex. No. Some are vinyl as well, which is a bit more body friendly. I love listening on vinyl. Like looking through the lino on the kitchen floor.

Christ, you won't feel a thing. You'd have to really be vigorous to get through the lino. It's like when the cat drops a bit of jelly meat out the bowl and it's licking the lino. But it's got a rough tongue. That is erotic. Well, I know I'm just saying, you know, such a many people licking linoleum, do you?

There's just so much we don't know, isn't there? But the thing is, like, we're evolving so fast and sexual technology is trying to evolve as well. And so dental dams have been around for a while, but they're still like not amazing. So I hope that they do make something a little bit more user-friendly. They have. It's Glad Wrap.

Oh, come on. Tinfoil. Baking paper. No, we don't use Glad Wrap. We use beeswax. Fabric beeswax. We don't have Glad Wrap. Beeswax wrap.

The bloody future is here. Things can get through that. Wow. And, of course, your podcast launched this week. Yeah, Sex.Life. Sex.Life. First episode of Wild Ride. This details every day, a day in your life at this underground sex school in rural New Zealand.

And it's crazy. It's wild. I feel it's so interesting having all these personal details of things that I never thought that I would do at a sex school out in the world. Do you know what? I feel the same and I'm not even sharing as much as you are. But I feel

like people have always said to me, you're an open book. That's what we like about you. You're an open book. You don't keep much behind. And now I feel like people are going to be like, oh, she was holding some back. And now it's not. But what I love about that is that you've given, you know because I am sharing so much, you also share a lot about your own personal life

and I love that and it makes me feel less alone so. That's the whole point isn't it? And it's a permission slip right to our listeners to be like, oh if they can do that, maybe I could have a hoon on that too Boys, did you ever think you'd learn so much about mine and morgan's flaps and no and it hadn't been on my wish list morgan's laugh it wasn't it wasn't on my amazon wish list no it's a morgan that once came in talking about squirting uh well there was a podcast from a while

ago and and vaughan was like, it's like listening to my sisters talk about sex. Yeah. A little bit. It's all human, baby. You can listen to Sex.Life wherever you podcast. iHeartRadio, Spotify.

The first episode is out now. Morgan Penn, sexologist. Thank you so much for that educational, insightful look into the world of dental dams. We've got to give dental dams a sexier name. That's one of the issues. Dental dams. And it's also what the thing is called when the dentist puts a thing around your tooth.

Oh, yeah, I had that. Yeah, those type things. When I had my crown. Yeah, they put like a balloon around your teeth and then it covers the rest of your mouth. I've got a real one. Plitty cloth. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. Flaps flannel.

A flap flannel. What if it's a butthole flannel? Flannels are always made of flannel. Yeah. It's like a plaster. A slurpy sheet. We could keep working on it. Again, what about a genital tarp?

Oh for God's sake Put a tarp down A genital tarp