ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd April 2024

Episode Date: April 21, 2024

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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I would like to share with you my latest way of getting out of social events Or being invited to places I've used it a couple of times and you get a real good amount of respect back from the person That you've just basically said absolutely fucking not to How would you normally

because I'll just ignore an RSVP if I don't want to go. That to me is like a no. Do you want to example it for us? Like give it to us in the flesh because I just realised on Saturday I'm doing a gig I actually don't have any social plans on the weekend so I said to Fletch wear some drinks beforehand. Do you want

to join us to have drinks with us before my gig? You know ordinarily I would love to. Well, that's not true. But this weekend, I am spoken for. Kind regards. Hope it goes well. Go on.

We're talking face to face. We're talking face to face. And you're saying I'm spoken for. Kind regards. In fact, if anyone ever asks me somewhere in person, I'm going to pretend to type out. Thank you very much for the invitation to what I hope is a great event for you. Sounds like a blast.

Unfortunately, this weekend I am spoken for. Kind regards. I do love that. I do love that. Because it's kind of cutesy. It's cutesy, it's folksy, but it's also like he's doing something with people he cares deeply for because he is spoken for. Yeah. It's like saying, I would love to sexually please you, but I am spoken for.

Yeah. It also sounds a little bit like you're under the thumb. Yes. Yeah, it does. I want to come out. Hey, if you want to bloody make a deal about it You talk to the bitch about it No You bloody deal with her

I'm not a gossiper No but I just think It's this weird Grey area of What does it mean It's vague But it feels cutesy Yeah

So people will just Let it slide I've used it three times In the last two weeks And it's worked It's worked a treat every time I can't use it now Because you'll use it

I'm using it You're using it So if we're both RSVPing to the same thing and I say I'm spoken for. Well no, don't do that because it's mine. We can come up with another one for you now. That's another way of saying it. I don't need it because I don't say no. I'm previously engaged. Previously engaged.

It sounds too formal. Too formal. You need to loosen that up a little bit. Loosen up the hips. You tighten the hips. Loosen it up I'd love to. But. But unfortunately. Prior engagements. Prior engagements, yeah.

Yeah. What about. I'm otherwise. I'm otherwise. I'm otherwise. Preoccupied. It sounds like you just got a wank plan, to be honest. Yeah, that does sound like a wank.

Too casual. You've gone too far. A wank or something even more outrageous. The other way. What about. Try to make it sound like you would love to, but literally they just missed out because I've just committed to plans. I've just committed to plans. That's nice from you.

That's nice from you. Oh, my God. A moment earlier I would have loved to. A moment earlier. I've just committed to plans. Well, actually, we could move the date for you. To what date? To what date?

Because I am spoken for. On many other dates. Yeah, I love that. I mean, absolutely open to you. On the 25th. Damn it, I am spoken for. You know I celebrate Christmas every month. I am otherwise spoken for.

That's our February Christmas. That's our April Christmas. Yeah, exactly. I love that. These are great from you. Oh, I a spoken for And you get real Like

Like good responses Yeah yeah yeah Very friendly I hope you have a lovely time Cause they assume it's family They assume it's a family thing Oh I love that But this weekend I am

Spoken for Because it is a It is a family thing It's my sister's 40th birthday Oh wow It's wild to have a little sister Turning 40 That really makes you feel old When my brother turned 40 i was like no he's not no he's not no

he can't be because i'm only 27 so it's ridiculous that my younger sister is 40 yeah that doesn't make sense she's got that wrong how are you celebrating um i don't know it's a real we were all just being so i hope we all just get someone there for no plan so i can really make a big deal about how i said I was otherwise spoken for. Yeah, right. Yeah. No, I don't know. I was like, what are we doing?

You get your little sister a present? I don't think so. Okay. I owe her bloody kids presents because I haven't seen them since their birthday. Right. Did you get your brother a present, Fletch, when he turned 40? No. We don't do presents.

Right. Apart from Christmas. Right. Just words and cards. Vouchers. Vouchers and cards. Lovely words. Lovely words. Really sentimental presents. Right. Apart from Christmas. Right. Just words and cards. Vouchers. Words and cards. Lovely words. Lovely words.

Really sentimental stuff. Yeah. Like what, for example? I would have loved to come to your Christmas, but I am spoken for. Otherwise spoken for.