ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd August 2023

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; A quick trip the the vet with a sick cat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Cats. Meow. Meow. Saviour of the universe.

Bum, bum, bum. Meow. Our cat, Bear, has a cold. I think I might have mentioned this in the past on the show. Oh my god, cats with colds are so cute. No, but cats. Sneeze, sneeze. Sneezing cats is really bad.

Or is that just British shorthairs? Yeah, it's really bad if a cat sneezes. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Because they might die. It's $200 bad. What? That's how much it costs for a vet appointment and some cream. What do you get cream for a cold?

Oh, it's got a... Oh, gunky got a gunky eyes from the cold, from some sort of cat flu. No, cats get sick all the time. Rolly gets flus when he goes to the cattery and then you come back and you're like it's you.

That's what I was like, we're just going to suffer it. We're going to suffer this out. Also, it's nuts. The vet was just like, he rang the vet. The vet's like, oh yeah, bring it in in 15 minutes. I rang the doctors. They're like, we don't have an appointment until Friday.

That was on a Monday. Yeah. That's cook day. Yeah. Your pet, yeah, yeah, bring it in in 15 minutes. All good. Doctor, nah.

Go to the vet then, you. I should go to the vet. Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. Can they do that? A little flu jab. Just throw me a little something. It's the same thing.

Yeah, just more. You've got like two legs. Just weigh me and then they'll tell me I'm overweight and show me a diagram. Yeah, of what I should look like from a bird's eye view. I don't want your fucking diagram. Oh no, I've never seen myself

from a bird's eye view naked. I don't want to. I'm all out in this bit and out in that bit and spread that way. Oh no, I never thought about that view. We're trying to prevent Raleigh from getting a cold because we don't have a cat flap at the moment. That's in the works. You've talked about your architecturally designed hole.

The fucking engineering designed. You're council certified. Cat flap. That's right. So at the moment, we have to let him in and out. But when the doors close and he can't get out, he panics. He thinks, you know, we're going to take him somewhere. Yeah.

So we built a little outdoor bed. We got a table and we wrapped it in plastic and then we put some house insulation and a towel and a aaron's jumper for a familiar smell and he can go in there and then last night when we let him out he went to the bed now he never does that you know with cats you make them things and then they'll be like i'll go with the box thanks yeah it's either that or get blown away in the gales and drenched in the rain it's so cold outside at the moment you're like just come inside dipshit but he's like no you're tripping where you're going to be somewhere right so we built an outdoor bed and he used it and he actually used it that's cute he's probably freezing his snips off i've taken away my dog's beds because they won't stop chewing them so they've lost bed privileges when do they sleep they sleep on the

hard cold concrete in the garage you bastard just get cats eh no don't get anything nothing that comes inside what about a guinea pig the fucking words

bearded dragon got mentioned in our house the other day don't absolutely reptiles where would that go I don't own a fucking tank

oh no no way I don't want anything that's in a tank. No, tanks stink. Turtle stink. Fish stink. Bear to dragon. I don't know.

You don't need a warming lamp. Yeah, that just sounds like maintenance. Oh, absolute monster. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get in the guinea pig. They only last like two weeks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, and if they get too much, just scare it.

Feed it to the cat. Yeah. Or a local Peruvian. Yes. I could put it on the local Facebook page. Any peruvians in the area that would like us an entree because it's not big enough for a main you know god no you'd have at least six of them for a main oh yeah yeah yeah you go a whole you go a whole one on a rotisserie like i roll them on a rotisserie that's just a snack that's a snack 100% it goes on a charcuterie board

you can line your slippers with the fur as well yeah it'll be good you're really upsetting some guinea pig people guinea pig folks

guinea guinea it's guinea guinea guinea guinea well good luck with your cat

getting better give it some soup cat soup yeah chicken soup what is that like broth jelly meat soup yeah

warm up the jelly meat yeah I didn't think jelly meat could get any more disgusting but if you were to warm it I believe it would