ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd February, 2025

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley had a run in with a bin See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here on the show, we love a sanitary bin. We do, we do. We love a sanitary bin. Vaughan loves fixing them in the toilets. I've fixed a do. We love a sanitary bin. Vaughn loves fixing them in the toilets. I've fixed a couple, yeah. With the automatic thing. My favourite one is the one

The tower? The tower. Yeah, the tower. The cylindrical tower with the rounded top and it's got a sensor on the top and you wave and it goes

I don't like the one that goes like a clothing bin. Yeah, like a flap. It's a wedge and the flap comes up and you put it in because you can see some residual

there might be a residual skid yeah there is sometimes there's a residual skid yeah you know and we just can't it's too late what are you going to do

clean it up and it's fun for guys when it's a unisex toilet because we don't normally see these things no you're like oh hello and then you guys go

and put all sorts of weird things in there like chewing gum you know or like lollipop sticks I've never done that nipple plasters I think I've only

waved one open once because I was fascinated the first time I saw one. And you said, these are not the droids you're looking for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this was at the, you know, ironically, this was actually at the gym. And I went into one of those, all those cubicle toilets, and they're quite slender at the gym. And I sat down and I was almost, I, my um how do i say my my ass spilleth over yeah somewhat i i sat down and there was somewhat of a um a spread and then the side of my tush pressed up against the sanitary bin and it really yeah brother like i was like it's like the cubicle

was too tight yeah the toilet was there and then the sanitary bin which was the flappy one that we don't we prefer the tower i think if there was a tower this wouldn't have happened the sanitary bin sat there and it's sort of my thigh touched it and i was like is this a is this a thema show or a mea show it's not me i'm just having a natural spread i've been in some toilets like hotels hotels or Airbnb's and you're like, literally like, there's no room. And I'm like, yeah. How do some people even sit on this?

I think I've talked about this maybe before. Maybe not. I definitely talked about it in one of my shows when I went to Japan and I hadn't shat for 14 days because I had this horrendous IBS and also alcohol poisoning. So you didn't shit?

I was in the UK for five or six weeks and then I got sick and then I went to Turkey for two weeks and that whole time I didn't poop. So it was like, I think it ended up being like 15 days. I thought alcohol poisoning was like, you couldn't stop it.

It was your whole system was flushing Nah but I had like a lung infection And an inflamed liver and IBS And I really like warned myself to the ground It really sounds like it Yeah it was bad Have a fucking carrot you know I went to the hospital in Turkey and they put me on all this medication

And that stopped me from shitting The medications To fix the liver and the lung issue. Too good. Anyway, anyway, this is years ago. And I, so I didn't, I couldn't poop for two weeks. Yeah. And the whole, it was awful.

And I got to Japan and it was one of those tiny, like, wall-to-wall things. And there was a wall in front of me. And thank God, because I sort of braced myself. I anchored myself. Legs up on the wall, hands on the other sides. And I bore down. You bore down on that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was the benefit of a small toilet. Sort anchored myself, legs up on the wall, hands on the other sides, and I bore down. You bore down on her? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that was the benefit of a small toilet. Sort of an exorcism of sorts. Right. I call it a birth. I mean, there was no other name for her. Two wigs. Yeah, I know.

Terrible. But anyway, yeah, the sanitary bin hit my thigh. It just felt off. Felt manky. Yeah. It's a bit like aeroplane toilets

are getting a lot smaller. They're getting so small smaller getting so small getting so small i can barely shag in there now as if stay as a taller and i'm not like i'm six two yeah by the way us six two guys we're still people six four guys seem to be getting a lot of the heat of like being hot and stuff we're pretty close we're over six six for fuck's sake don't leave us out okay six four you're late. It does afford us a lot though. If you tell someone

you're six two like this is not my experience because I've been out of the game for so long but if you tell someone you're six two they're like, okay, the penis could be either.

Yes, six four I didn't expect. If you're saying it's six four I expect you're a big dick. Yeah, but no, but you could be leading them on too much. I know, but then there's the thing if it's slightly on the smaller side and you said you're six four they're expecting a big dick. Yeah, but no, but you could be leading them on too much. I know, but then that's the thing, if it's slightly

on the smaller side and you said you're six four, they're gonna be like that's disappointing, but if they're like six two slightly smaller dick, they're gonna be like, well I suppose he's not six four, I shouldn't be asking the world of him. He's tall, but he's not like a big guy. Yeah, yeah. So maybe it's the Goldilocks zone. We're over six foot, we're under six

four, the expectations are low, so under promise, over foot. We're under six foot. The expectations are low. So under promise, over deliver. How did we get to hear from Sanitary Bin? I'm not sure. I was really moved around. I'm not like giant, but standing to urinate on a plane is becoming so hard. You can't get close enough. You've got to, and as I said, small dick.

So you've got to kind of get close, but you've almost got to limbo. Well, you've almost got to sit down to pee. it's so short it almost humiliates yeah because then you did all touches yeah yeah because you're really so small but it's not that small you can't actually get like a stream going into the toilet you've got to hover right over it it's not long enough to get sort of a tap yeah and it's exactly the right length where you can't push it down when you're sitting it just kind of the head of it touches the wall oh god okay a nub of sorts

yeah it really is disgusting disgusting little nub okay great yeah