ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd January 2025

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it's a spill over special! Listeners tell us why they were sent away as a teenager...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and today it's a spillover from a topic from the Big Pod I really enjoyed this topic of where were you sent when you, why were you sent somewhere and where were you sent? Basically, we got onto this because if you listen to the big pod,

you'll know this. Ross Boss looks like a really naughty teenager at the moment. He's got long, greasy hair. Greasy, long hair and it's, yeah, it's been a few comments. Something ungroomed. Yeah, and so we made the comment,

you're going to be, you're very close. You're on the border of being sent to Outward Bound. Yeah. To learn what you want from life. Like an American or an Australian equivalent of this. Like military camp or.

Yeah, military school, military camp. There'll be lots of naughty kid camps. I mean, they've literally made TV shows out of them, the naughty kid camps. What is that military school called? Vanguard Military School? Yeah. Because somebody asked on our community page

that their child's starting at Vanguard and how does it get there? And I was immediately like, ooh, I wanted to write it down. Ooh, I'm naughty. Naughty. We're naughty, naughty boy. I'm a mama. So we asked you where you were sent.

What'd you do? Where'd you go? How was it? We never got sent anywhere. But for some reason, all of my cousins used to get sent to our house to live for a while when they were being naughty. Oh, you were the... Sounds like you had the, I'll say it, better parents.

Because you said we never got sent anywhere. So you were obviously well behaved. And your cousins, they got sent to your house for a little bit of a reprimand. Yeah. I often think that with my nieces and nephews. They'd do well with a couple of weeks under my roof. Sort them out. Your grumpy uncle Warren.

I took them for ice creams at the beach when we were at the beach not a single thank you and then we got back and their mum said my sister did you say thank you and they were all like yep

and they wouldn't look at me when they said it because I would have been like did you because I'm pretty sure I never heard that fucking thank you my gosh

whereas my own children are like hey thanks for the ice cream dad when we were walking there before we even had the ice cream right because they know similar with my child Aaron I cooked dinner last night for him and his friend of the ice cream, Dad, when we were walking there before we even had the ice cream. Right. Because they know.

Similar with my child, Aaron. I cooked dinner last night for him and his friend. And they did, when they went in to get the dinner, they got their dinner and they said thank you. But afterwards, they just ate the meal and then came back in and sort of put their plates down and left. I was like. So he's had a naughty friend over. Because when I went to my friend's house when I was a kid,

my manners were like, yeah, over the top. Thank you for dinner, Mrs. So-and-so. Thank's house when I was a kid, my manners were over the top. Thank you for dinner, Mrs. So-and-so. Thank you very much. That was delicious, Mrs. Sproul. Why would you let him have a friend on a weeknight? Yeah. You know he had an early morning for school this morning. Yeah, I know.

No, I did. I let him have a friend. Did they stay up on our phone PlayStation? Well, he's a good boy. They're good boys, but they just miss their manners. Okay, well, maybe they were a little bit excited. Why did I sit there waiting for it like no

okay well fuck you then you're a nachos my mum wanted to say nachos you bitch I made nachos and I didn't get

a thank you I love nachos my mum never cooked anything special when I had friends over it was just like whatever we were

like whatever you were having you would eat the shitty meatloaf that's what you're just gonna have it was never a special meal for guests

Pork chops and boiled vegetables Yeah My mum wanted to send me to Outward Bound So I did some research And I made her come too Because apparently they do a parent teen one Oh my god flip a switch Backfired

Get mum up abseiling Give up your cell phone My cousin got sent back to Samoa For selling drugs Yikes. You know they don't have the whacking rules there. No. You're going to arrive. You're going to arrive. You arrive to the Cook Islands and there's

always a lovely little ukulele set up and they're singing you a song, welcoming you home. It's the same with Samoa except there's just this line of aunties and uncles ready to whoop you for selling drugs. Did you want to read one? Yeah, I just felt like jumping in. Please, please.

I think the female voice on the show is lacking. My parents sent me them. The female voice everyone loves so much. My parents sent me to stay with our old French au pair in Ville, France. What? I'm sorry, what? Our old French au pair in Ville, France. I was just being a normal teenager, but mum couldn't cope with me

because she was still having her own tantrums off to France wait so do you think the French au pair was their au pair in New Zealand

and then moved back to France and so they were like maybe go and live in France or do you think this is when they lived maybe in the UK

or lived in France they had an au pair they came to New Zealand they were like fuck you we're sending you back to the au pair even just being

sent to France. Oh, my God. Amazing. Gorgeous. Yeah. Baguettes. Are you kidding me? I'd be like, baguettes, bitches. A lot of carbs, but beautiful.

It's fine. We're as a teenager. It's fine. My brother was threatened by my dad with being sent to Borstal. That's a British thing to say. Borstal. Oh, right. Isn't that like a youth detention?

Isn't it? Yeah. Borstal is familiar. Borstal is a type of Youth detention centre In the UK Several members Ireland and India Such a detention centre Was known as a

Borstal school Jesus It's run by the prison service So it's like Juvie basically Yeah It's the step before Juvie My brother was threatened

By dad to be sent to Borstal He didn't know what it was He was only 8 He went out to the driveway And broke down In what could only be described As child hysteria And the newly moved Neighbours were so bewildered By what she was. He was only eight. He went out to the driveway and broke down in what could only be described as child hysteria. And the newly moved-in neighbours

were so bewildered by what she was seeing and kept watch until my mum arrived home and assured him he wasn't going to be going to Borstal, whatever that was.

Wow. Gosh. Yeah. I got sent to fat camp and I wasn't in the fattest kid at school. I was like, why am I going to fat camp?

Do they do health or fat camp now? No, it was just rebranded. Yeah, right. I think they just call it Camp and everybody goes. Because everyone's fat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we're all fat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go Camp NZ. I don't, yeah. There's one called Camp Boom. Oh, no, this is like positive, positive, like, yeah, fat chicks hanging out together yeah but you don't say boom does it sound like an inclusive environment no this isn't like i'm talking about weight loss camps yeah i remember it was a thing yeah but that's what it was

my brother was expelled from school so got sent to a boarding school the bitching and complaining but the other funny thing is my sister was so angry because she was an A plus student who had begged to go to a boarding school. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she also behaved too well. You wanted to go to boarding school? Yeah. Get away from your stinking parents.

Yeah. I got sent to boarding school in Oamaru after a few too many fights at school in Christchurch. Jokes on them. Did far worse things in Oamaru than getting into a couple of fistfights. What in the steampunk capital of this country? Beautiful town. Yeah. Beautiful town.

Beautiful town. Have you seen another movie there over the Australia? Beautiful town. Beautiful town. Beautiful town. Have you seen another movie there over the break? I don't know. I saw it somewhere. The Florence Pugh movie. Is that the Florence Pugh movie? Has Florence Pugh been hanging out here? Yeah.

She's in the country. It's so hilarious that you think of a Hollywood celebrity, Florence Pugh in Oamaru. I know. There's some nice spots. There's some nice spots, but it's also like... It's not the pride of the nation. And apart from some young people, I don't think your average sort of middle-aged Oamaruva knight would know who the fuck Florence Pugh was. So she's probably quite enjoying walking around, doing whatever she wants. Somebody said, got enrolled in a church camp.

My family weren't religious at all. I don't know why they thought that was going to sort it out. First time I ever had sex. Amazing. Amazing. They'd be fucking at church camp. At church camp. That's right.

Do you remember Parachute? Every time the music festival happened, the ECP would sell out at Hamilton Pharmacy. I had a few Christmas friends that always went to parachute and yeah. Debauchery. Crazy. What are you laughing for? I was just parachute. Did you used to go? No, never been. Never been to parachute but I knew people that went who were not religious and didn't like the music.

Oh yeah, parachute's long gone. Christian music festival was kind of rock-a-roll-y, emo-y. Yeah, it's well gone I've thoroughly enjoyed this I think this has been my favourite topic we've covered so far this year granted it is only day three I hope there's many more

topics that bring me such joy