ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd July 2023

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley made a friend at the Pub!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Went to the pub last night. Yeah. Good times. Went with our friends.

Went with mine and Vaughan's mutual friends, Jake and Kasia. And it was funny, Kasia posted a photo of us at the pub and Sade messaged our group being like oh no invite for the Smiths and I had literally invited Vaughn earlier that day

and so I took a screenshot and sent it to her and said I'd talk to your husband yeah I said I don't want to did you get in trouble for that no no I didn't actually okay we decided what we were doing

for the night I think once she got FOMO once she saw that we were at the pub having a fun time we had enchiladas and we watched the football fans did you make your own enchiladas? Yeah.

Or purchase. Oh, you're nice. No, we made our own enchiladas. Although Costco does do a shit hot pre-made enchilada that you just pop in the oven. Do they? Yeah. I still have not been. To Costco?

Yeah. I'm going on the way home today. Can you get me some Tide Pods? I've got to get. No, because you can only buy them in the big box and it's $80 a box. I'll give you some of my present Tide Pods. Just lend me $80. I will give you one Tide Pod. Lend me $80. And you can see if the wash is for life. I don't have a washing machine. I don't give you some of my present Tide Pods. Just lend me $80. I'll give you one Tide Pod.

Lend me $80. And you can see if the wash is for life. I don't have a washing machine. I don't want to buy another person an $80 box of Tide Pods for them to tell me they're too fragrant. Okay, I didn't say... Can I try a couple of your Tide Pods? I did preface by saying I really appreciate your present

and I am loving the... Now, I'm not racist, but... is basically the version of that. But, like, Tide... Like, the fragrance is very strong. Well, you the version Of that But like Tide Like they The fragrance is very strong Well you want Wash Darren's shirt

In Tide Pod And I was like Wow Yeah And like I open My apartment door And you can tell That I've washed

With Tide Pods Because the washing Has been on the closets Probably better than What your apartment Usually smells of Yeah Cheers

Wall to wall Wall to wall That's why it's got White walls Yeah That's why he likes Burger rings so much Just because He can just say It walls. Yeah. And that's why he likes burger rings so much. It's because he can just say it's burger rings.

He always has an open bowl of burger rings on the table. Or he can blame it on the burger rings and not the filthy amount of spoof. I love the Tide Pods. We're keeping the story moving along Tide Pods. Anyway, at the pub last night, we were waiting for our plates of food. Because I was hankering for a steak. Couldn't wait for it. And then this older couple walked past and he had these like battered

looking balls on his plate and a side salad Oh battered as in B-A-T-T-E-R-E-D, like deep fried Yeah, beer battered He had these smashed up looking testis on his plate, I was like what's that mate You know like lumps of battered goodness, golden goodness

and he saw me look with my eye and I like followed around Stop looking testies on his plate. I was like, what's that, mate? And I had like lumps of battered goodness, golden goodness. And he saw me look with my eye. And I like followed around. And I was like, oof, that looks good. And he said, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, this is the muscles. It was like fried muscles. Did I do fried battered muscles?

Yeah, and I was like, far out. And then I was like, well, enjoy. And then his wife like immediately was like, are you still marching this season? And I was like, what? Is my posture really good at the table or something? Were you like, I've met this woman and I've completely forgotten who she is? No.

Or shouldn't have that vibe? She recognized me from the marching world. Oh, right. Because I'm not only extremely famous in the entertainment industry. Okay, yeah. Unreal. People scream. They lose their shit when I'm around.

Yeah. But I'm also quite a big deal Yeah, in the marching Because I marched for Lockheel And that's bloody Right That was every marching girl's dream To march for the team I marched for For 13 years

Oh my god Anyway, and so We got chatting I was so taken aback She would have been like Maybe late 60s, early 70s Okay And she was talking

She marches for QMU Guards Who is a leisure marching team And I was like, oh my god for QMU Guards, who is a leisure marching team. And I was like, oh my God. What are the old girls? Just for social. They just do it for fun and it's just,

it's thriving. Like marching, competitive marching, dying. Leisure marching, thriving, because it's the old gals. Off we go,

oh my God, never leaves you, does it? Oh no, when does your season kick off? Oh, we're looking at this. How was nationals?

Yeah, we just missed you. We were in Christchurch chatting like this. And then you could see. QMU Guards marching team Oh, we're looking at this. And how was Nationals? Yeah, we just missed you. We were in Christchurch chatting like this. And then you could see. Cue your guards. Marching team is. You're right.

You're dead right popping off. I've just found their Facebook page. Six likes and 10 followers. No profile picture. And otherwise they're dead. They're all boomers. They don't Facebook much. No, yeah, they don't Facebook.

But then I added her as a friend on Facebook. Oh, right. Because then we were sharing marching photos and marching videos and stuff yeah and it was so funny watching her husband sitting there and like glazing like that and then I look back at Aaron kept trying to bring him into the conversation like yeah yeah and Aaron was also glazed and then the two husbands eyes met and and um did they kiss they didn't kiss but Aaron goes, you'll be bloody used to this.

And then the husband goes, yeah, we just don't exist, do we? Marching widows. It's like golf widows. Or just any widow that, yeah. I mean, I just turned my back on our whole night and I just got into it with this marching lovely old gal. It was a beautiful moment of connection between strangers. Tempo, boots, turning.

Yeah, we talked about boots, we talked about the good old days, discipline, what the disciplines were now and her leisure team

and I said I'd pop along to one of their trainings, give them a bit of a lock heel treatment. Where did they do their training? A school in Cumbia but I'm not sure which one it was.

Oh, they had a big concrete pad, weren't they? Yeah, you do need a big concrete pad. Are you going to be doing this when you're like 70?

Hell yes. I'm going to do it when I'm in my 40s. I cannot wait to do leisure marching. What sort of nick was she in? Oh, mate, she was tight. She was bloody good. She was keeping it tight. And even the husband said, man, her posture.

She's always kept that. I did not think that's what you were going to say when you started that. Man, her posture. Her posture.