ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd June 2023

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan & Hayley have a Dinner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Tonight, HYBPA has reunited. The TV show. Not on TV. I don't think we've really talked about the fact that it's officially cancelled.

It's been cancelled, yeah. I don't think either of you wanted to... Because officially no one's made the announcement, and officially no one's told me. Yeah. But it's gone. It's gone. It's in the can, baby. Which is sad, because it rated really well, didn't it?

Yeah. And you had a lot of fun making it. It's mostly sad because of the interest rates on our mortgages. That's the saddest bit. That's the best making me cry. Have you been paying attention money was my tools money, where I could just turn up home with a new power tool. No more of those.

No tool. I guess you have to make do with a hand saw. Hand saw. Not a skill saw. I've got a skill saw already, though. Oh, okay. A router was the next tool I wanted. Oh, my God.

You don't need a router. Of course I need a router. I'm routing. I'm routing. Kitchen cabinets. He routes. Of course I need a router. What are you routing? Kitchen cabinets? He routes. Of course he does. Meet the man route. Meet the man route.

But anyway, Ursula Carlson, comedian extraordinaire, has been touring the goddamn world and so the three of us are going out for dinner tonight.

Right. She's doing very well, isn't she actually? Now she's doing well. She downplays it. She's very cool. She's very modest. In fear of her own mortgage. I don't believe she has one. I believe she's already well She downplays it She's very cool She's very modest In fear of her own mortgage

I don't believe she has one I believe she's already Paid that off Wow Yeah So we're going to go get some meat Big dinner tonight Big dinner tonight

And then You were saying that Sade was a bit miffed She wasn't coming No I It's weird I just think she was like I said oh

I did tell you I'm going out For dinner with Hayley and Ursula on Thursday This was like a couple of nights ago And she was like Oh Oh Did you? I was tell you I'm going out for dinner with Hayley and Ursula on Thursday. This was a couple of nights ago. And she was like, did you? I was like, yeah, I definitely did. But just a reminder, I'm not here Thursday. And she's like, oh, okay, well, nice to be invited.

And I was like, you had a girls' dinner last week. And she's like, yeah, but you had your boys' weekend. I was like, what, are we keeping score now? It certainly sounds like it. Mary is keeping score. She said it's all good. But next time she would appreciate it. She wouldn't have come because she realises that nobody else's

partner's going. Yeah, right. But she would appreciate the other one. Right. But then Aaron, your partner was also missed. Yeah, he was saying to me can we go to Moorpork this week? And I was like I'm going to Moorpork. This is meats, isn't it? A lot of meats. It's just American BBQ meat. And I was like, I'm already going to Moorpork this week. He was like, why are we going to Moorpork this week. He was like, why are we going to Moorpork?

And I was like, no, I'm going to Moorpork. Jared has just raised a great point. We should go to Bushman's Grill, the South African steakhouse. Because Ursula will be royalty there. Stop pushing it. What are those puddings? He's pushing his South African agenda on us again. What are those puddings called?

Oh, yeah, he always goes on about these puddings. The crispy mint. Dude, that's miles away. Peppermint crisp tart. Peppermint crisp tart. These are the ones that you made for us at the time. Yeah, but I made it real wrong. I didn't do a step right and we just had a soup.

They were so yum. They were still yum. And what's that one where they pour a booze and an ice cream and whiz it up? Don Pedro. Don Pedro. That's good gear. It's like a McFlurry. See, puppy.

Oh, look at the piss. It's a boozy McFlurry. It's a boozy McFlurry. My goodness. Just having a look, I'm like it looks like a great menu, you know, but I don't want to drive all the way when literally Moorpork is the meeting point between mine and Vaughan's house which is nine minutes apart. Yeah, right.

So we're both driving four and a half minutes. I think we should book in a show steak dinner. Absolutely. Well, if it's on the show, I'm getting the $68 T-bone. I don't know if it's on the show, but it definitely takes the day. I believe there's a credit card for the show, which we haven't really mentioned on the show. We haven't barely used it.

No, and Carl Wayne's in charge of this. He has to do all the paperwork associated. I do. Look, if it's going on my personal work credit card, I don't know if we can go for a steak dinner. What can we go for? Well, something that I can eat. Coffee.

As a vegetarian. I say this with all the love, but fuck off. Fuck off. Yeah, fuck right off. Fuck off. If I'm not there, you're not allowed to use my card. There's sides. I'm sure Southans have always been like

accommodating to people who don't share the same beliefs as them there's chips and coleslaw and onion rings you're sort of there you go you can eat those and there's pud i'll get lots of pud yeah okay the puds the puds god how you know when you see a south african unit and you're like whoa and then you go and eat south african and you're like yeah baby, and then you go and eat South African and you're like, yeah, baby. It's like those sales reps or people that all they do for their job is wine and dine like customers and clients. How do I get a job? No, see, I think that would be the worst job because you'd just end up so huge.

No, no, no, you're forgetting about the cocaine. What? It burns it all off, baby. Dude, it'll kill the appetite. Oh, right. Is that what that industry's all about? Yeah, and just put you absolutely large and in charge. Have a little coke. But then I would rather go without cocaine so I could fit in more put.

That's just how I roll. I'm going put over cocaine every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, of course. Yeah, absolutely.