ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd March 2024

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared has found a neat Instagram account!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod And producer Jared has an Instagram account recommendation Yeah If you'd like to follow this account Great, I love a good Instagram rec

It's called at, the symbol Scenic pisses Oh Jared Scenic pisses I've seen it as people doing wheeze have you ever seen willies I don't want to see

willies no I haven't seen a willie yet damn no willies no willies no penis do they edit out

the willie they're very good at the crop okay right I have heard of this Instagram account so it's in

places where there might be a long drop or a scenic vista and somebody is just any females do this or is it just a guy I've never seen places where there might be a long drop or a scenic vista and somebody is just... Any females do this or is it just a guy?

I've never seen a woman's perspective squat. It's harder to get the crop when you're squatting. Yeah, the squat crop. What angle are we doing? Hard to cop. You can aim outwards more and get more of a horizontal stream. Unless maybe there was a lady who was lying on her back

with the legs up and just like... You know, when I pop a squat in the bush, I don't often flip back onto my back to get it out. This is such a guy thing to do, isn't it? Yeah. That's gross. But one of their pinned posts

is from your volcano walk. So someone... Oh, yeah, in Guatemala, yeah. ...has a very similar image. Like, you got a close-up of the volcano eruption. They've got like an extra K or two back of them peeing while the volcano is erupting.

Because that's how I woke up and saw all the hot molten rocks coming out. At like four o'clock I needed to go for a wee. For a wee-wees. I didn't even think about submitting that to scenic pisses on Instagram. It would have gone hard. I mean the post would have done well. The insights would have been good. This is the most scenic place You've taken away

Probably by the sounds of it I'm sorry this volcano The last weekend I took a scenic wee On the Tongariro crossing And I thought Well this is a nice scenic wee No toilet facilities

On that once you start Oh yeah Heaps of toilet facilities Oh was it Yeah Oh Because I was wondering About people who

Maybe are a bit more shy Or for the ladies You know there's actually Every like K and a half, I think. Wow. Long drop? Actually, maybe every couple of Ks. Yeah, long drop.

So they're really clean for long drops. God, I wouldn't be able to use a mountaintop urinal. No. You're so shy. But what about like, you couldn't just do it in the open with no one around you. I think, I reckon if they were at least three meters behind me like back away not looking in the same direction i reckon i could be he does get shy if they were at least three meters away with their back turned and their ears blocked and they were humming a tune

and they didn't speak english and they and i would never see them again yeah i might be able to squeeze one out what's your most scenic wave on i, Orne? I don't think I've had a scenic wave. I'm probably the side of Auckland's North Western Motorway. And I saw it. Yeah, that's right. It was gorgeous. Yeah, quite a spot. Just cars cruising past.

Stunning traffic. Just stunning traffic. It was a beautiful twilight, all-tomino evening. Oh, my God. See, the other day, because I did this big roadie around the North Island, I saw an old man who had pulled over his car on a side road that was going off the main state highway, and he was taking a whiz,

but he was beside his car, but he was facing the traffic. No! No! He should have turned around. And I'm pretty sure I saw a penis like 0.2 of a second. Oh, for God's sake! I was like, turn around, because I'm on the other side of a second. Oh, for God's sake. I was like, turn around because I'm on the other side of the car.

It was very busy. It wasn't like we surprised him. Oh, no. I always toot if I see someone with like a kid doing a wee on the side of the road. Yeah. I'm always like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Because I know that as a parent having had done that, it's a hell of a time. Oh, yeah. I'm like, I don't need to go wees.

I reckon my most scenic would be when i was like 19 or 18 or 19 with me my best friend had been in town in wellington and we had too many drinks but we had the car in town so we were like look we'll just have to sleep in the car yeah and we went to sleep in the car and ended up but the car was parked at oriental parade now that's a beautiful beach so we'd like sleep in the front seat and then open the front door and just like pop down and look out the beautiful sun rising over the bay. That's disgusting. Can you be done drink driving if you are legitimately sleeping in your car?

Keys in the ignition. Is that if there are no- Apparently, well, I don't know lately, but I remember somebody I know got done because they were parked in a driveway, but the keys were in the ignition. Right, so they just wanted maybe like some heat or some cool. Yeah. Oh, see, you've got to be careful doing that. The car was definitely not on.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. Oh, God. Well, got away with it.