ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd May 2023

Episode Date: May 21, 2023

On Todays Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss Vaughans Big Weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Tis Monday. Tis. First day of the week.

Tis. Unless you live in a country, and we talked about this last week for Fact of the Day, didn't we? That not all countries adhere to the Saturday, Sunday weekend. It could change. So you might be two days into your working week. I did all over the show. Anyway, it's just been the weekend here. And I had a mate.

Was it the freaking weekend? It was the freaking weekend. Right. Yeah, let the Jamesons sink in. And it did. Had a first birthday party. My best mate's baby turned one. Yeah.

And I don't want to... You'll probably hear in the big pod, absolutely nailed the present. Yeah, you did. Despite, you know, despite my wife. Oh my gosh, she does though, eh? I only use this tone because she doesn't listen to the little bit of pod. She doesn't listen to the little bit of pod, no.

Now that. Get me a rose. You know someone's going to send this to her now. Yeah. Yeah, you're in trouble now. She knows her money kidding around. I didn't mean it either. And we went in and out of the prison, and I was driving.

So, like, we were there for six hours. A couple of drinks spread through it. Six hours for a one-year-old's birthday? Yeah. No thanks. Well, that was a thing. It very much did not become about the one-year-old's birthday. It was just like a bunch of adults.

Put that in a row. Eating all the rest. Drinking too much. Yeah. As all first birthdays are, it's a celebration of ha-ha, we did it. Yeah. One year down. And yeah, my mate got, Johnny, got so, guy with the great dumper on him.

Yeah. So shit-faced at this child's birthday party. I love that. When we got in the car to go home, he was like, I've drunk too much, haven't I?

I was like, I didn't want to say anything but you have. Wow. Rich. Rich coming from you. Yeah. Well,

I was sober driving so I was very well behaved. But yeah, getting blotted out. In fact, everybody in the car did. Sade and Amanda,

Johnny's wife Were as well They were all far too drunk For leaving the first birthday party I love it What else are you meant to do It's a first year old's birthday Yeah

What are you gonna hang out with them Boring Talk to people Yeah It was good But Jesus The car ride home Was interesting

Because They were singing Very loudly But the weather At the weekend In the upper part of the North Island, especially on the West Coast, was fucking insane. Excuse my French.

It was fucking insane. Is this the new normal? Always raining. It doesn't rain anymore. It just goes. It pours down. Like, pummels us. Yeah.

Well, that's what it was. That's how I described it. It was a pummeling. The first time I've ever driven a car around a corner, obviously around like somewhat sheltered from the wind, and just felt the wind go and stop. Literally, it felt like I'd tapped the brake. Oh, wow.

When we caught the force of the wind. It was crazy out there. More slips, more fucking mess, more wet, more yuck. No wonder Johnny's drinking. Yeah, no wonder we all are. No wonder we're all bloody drinking. Numbing the pain of the climate change. Yeah.

Bloody hell. Because if we don't drink, we cry. Yeah. But then it was nice. We had no power. We were staying out in Raglands. We had no power. We had candles lit.

We had a little battery-powered speaker. We were listening to music. It was quite nice. Did you get it on as a group? No, we didn't get it on as a group. Oh. No. We just feel the candles, the music, the rain.

God, you thought we were going to get it on as a group. We thought we were going to do an orgy. You've been doing your bloody sex.life podcast too much. Well, I just feel like you've really set up a beautiful environment for some lovemaking. Well, it was. We tried to summon demons because then when I tried to play catch up, you know when you try to play catch up and you're drinking like real quick and quite a bit. How many have you had?

Ten? All right, give me ten minutes. Give me one huge glass of whiskey and ice. And then, yeah, because Sade's mum has those healing bowls. Of course she does. The Tibetan bowls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, I loved them.

I listened to them. They're so much fun to play with. They're so beautiful. And we were trying to summon demons and then S Shardé got really scared and said we should stop trying to summon demons. Did any demons arrive? Ah. No demons.

No demons. It's a bit of a shame. It just goes to show I'm not good at that either. God, you tried so hard. Anyway, go out there today, summon some demons. I want everybody, that's your home play from this little bit of pod. Go home, summon some demons today Summon some demons That's your home play from this little bit of pod Go home, summon some demons Alright