ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd May 2026

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley has gone viral and it's backfiring!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. And Vaughan, I don't know if you know, but we're working with someone who's gone viral. A viral sensation. A viral sensation, Haley Sproul. Yeah. Hi, it's me, Viral Sensation, Haley Sprow. Will you still remember us when you're famous?

Beale. Beale. I'll try to remember to look back. We've talked about this a little bit before that I did a co-lab with Ursch on one of her post and it's just, she's really giving me a bit of a leg up here. Yeah, right. Because some of my other content is popping off. Now, I still can't get in control of my TikTok account.

Who's got control of your TikTok account? They think I'm posing as Haley Sproul. Oh. What do you have to do to prove? I'm sorry, if I was going to pose as someone else, I'd pose as someone far more interesting than Haley Sproul. I've been trying to get a hold of them. Right.

But one of my videos with, and it's a clip from, my last year's show and I did it in the gala this year and it's one of my jokes that I'm really proud of it's about how when men put on condoms they look like a dog taking shit in the park with their like curved spine it's really great you should check it out it's had 1.6 million views on my Instagram oh wow thank you thank you thank you but with that comes

and I was looking at the insights yesterday look at this is very interesting that's the percentage of people that follow me that have seen at 4.3% non-followers 95.7 I don't like that because that's when people Don't know you. Don't know me. Yeah.

I don't like when that graph's too much like that. That's when you start getting some rogue comments on our posts. So this is the thing. And it's not translating into anything helpful to me. It's not translating into a followers or ticket purchases or, you know, people actually getting interested in my career. It's people just watching it and having a little say. So, yeah, 1.6 million views actually.

That's interesting that you've got 1.6 million views, but only 4% of people that follow you have seen it. No, no, no, no. 4% of the 1.6 million. are people who already follow me. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you expect more of the people that follow you, right?

Yeah, I know. So I don't know how the algorithm's done this, but I'm popping off and I'm about to leave. Yeah. But the comments are great because it is strangers. Now, all the people that follow me or follow FVH, we've got the best fans. Yeah.

The absolute best fans. They're nice, they're kind, they're funny. Holy moly, the comments on this. I've shared a few of them, but I got a whopper this morning. So the whole bit is about, I tease men for how they look when they put on their own condoms. And it's very funny because you get hunched over on the stage. And the jokes about how you do look like a dog and your main contain eye contact with your owner.

The joke pops every time I've ever done it. Yeah, it's very funny. It's a great joke. As a man, I find it funny. It's funny. But the amount of fragile men in here who are like, it's so funny. But I've received the dozy today. Okay.

I'm just double checking. We're on the podcast. Yes, go, good, go, because I'm going to say it. This guy says, his name's Christoph. I will say he looks like a luxemaxer. Like kind of a young, I think he might be influenced by the Manusphere. Oh, I go. Yeah, unfortunately.

He said, okay. So take a pill then, you ugly fat bitch. Oh, I get it. You won't because, quote, how dare you, it destroys my body. Well, so next time, don't make fun of men protecting your body. I was like, oh my God, that's nuts. All I commented was release the hounds ladies, because everyone's been getting in the comments at any man that's like,

how do you make fun of me and my Willie? And the women are just like, rah, rah, rah, rah, getting in there. Oh, Christoph, he's embarrassed. And now, do you know what, this is the power of comedy that I love. The next time Christoph puts on a condom, he's going to think of Haley fucking sprawl. And that makes me feel so good. Dude sounds like an in-cell.

I don't know if he's putting on a condom. Yeah. I know. Now I've had so many messages from women, like the lovely women that follow me being like, mate, I am in these comments and we are having a troll. It's so, bless you little fragile heart. I just love fat, ugly bitch.

That's an old school. That's old school, eh? Fat ugly bitch. Fat ugly bitch. It's just been years since I've been called that. It's a classic. It's actually, it's like motherfucker or son of a bitch. Yeah.

Fat ugly bitch, here I am. Anyway, poor Christoph. And you know what? Thank God he's not breeding.