ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd November 2024

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; a rant about supermarket self checkoutsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Had to do one of those supermarket shops yesterday Where you go in and then you're like

Oh, I need olive oil And all of a sudden it's $9,000 $9,000 for just a basket of things I had that the other day Because I needed shampoo Well, beard shampoo And just face moisturiser And it took like

What should have been a $ shop to like 70 dollars yeah silly it's so annoying it happens so i was getting i ended up getting a whole bunch of stuff that i just needed um and i had like three packets of because you know my breakfast always had my craisins i love my craisins craisins cranberry where's the cranny, granny? Where's the cranny, granny? It's in my breakfast. And so I had three, and I was booping away at the self-serve checkout. Boop, boop, boop, doop. Boop, put it in. Boop, put it in.

Do you ever, you headphone at the supermarket, eh? Which is also what you say quite a few times at the weekend. Boop, put it in. Boop, boop it in, please. Boop it in. Boop, put it in. That is not a fact, Your Honour. Boop, put it in. Sorry, carry on a fact, Your Honour. Boop. Boop it in.

Sorry, carry on. Sorry, that is deformation. Unexpected. Prove it. Unexpected boop in the booping area. But I always use my headphones, and it's bad because sometimes I put items in before they boop. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to feel it.

But yesterday, no, I had my headphones in, and I was like, once I saw it on the screen, I was put it in. And it thought the third craisins didn't go in, but it was there. I could fucking see it. And, you know, it's like you haven't put the bag in the bagging. Yeah. So I like lift it up and put it back. That often works. And I give it a like I pressed it and I moved everything around.

It still it still was like you haven't put the item there. Yeah. And I was like, I fucking have. Yeah. So wave the lady over. I'm like, like oh it just hasn't seen the third one and she's like logged in and you know now they've got the fucking camera that sees you she watched me do all the items and then she counted like probably i was up to, like, the 20th item. Well, you're supposed to only have 12 in the South.

So, actually, that's you. She counted every single one and then was like, okay. And then let me through. Oh, wow. I was like, you are guilty. Discriminating. You are guilty until proven innocent at that supermarket. Yeah, for sure.

Why? I don't get what she, what if she'd caught you? Because you kind of called her over. So you were alluding her to your own thievery. I'm literally paying like so much money for all these groceries. I'm not trying to steal them. But maybe people do

and they don't know about the cameras. Man, the people at our local supermarket, they're willy nilly, man. They'll just come over, smash it and be like, there you go. They'll just say, but who cares? be like there you go, no matter what I've got, I use these recycled plastic kité

you know those woven bags, I used to get one there I use those but they're heavier than your usual bring your own bag, so when I do bring your own bag put those down, you've got to get them every time verify it, because yeah I know it's annoying but our team, yeah has a quick look at my wrinkles and then boops it.

They don't care that you're trying to buy that bottle of booze. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some supermarkets are weird, but this lady was like, you'd think she was the owner of the supermarket. Yeah, fuck off. What do you need? And I was trying to steal a $2 bag of craisins. Yeah.

I'm doing all right for myself, hon. I don't need your fucking free craisins, thank you.