ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -22nd November, 2025

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We realise Lightsabers are actually super bloody hot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A little bit of Pod. My brother at the moment and his family are at Disney World in Orlando, Florida. They've done Disney World, they've just done Universal. They're doing all the theme parks. This is classic, your brother, who's a bit of a tide-ass, isn't he, taking the kids in an off-peak season. Just grab them out of school. Out of school, off-peak.

I think it's the last time where I'm... His daughter had done her exams at school But you know that You know when you were like junior at high school And you do your exams And then you just kind of fucking hang around For a few weeks And they make you go on some camp

In the middle of course in nowhere And he's got a camp coming up But I think this is the last year Where his daughter doesn't have Some sort of serious exam situation So they're ticking off Orlando They're going to New York and stuff as well For that whole

A cool trip Yeah it will be a really cool trip But I love that I love when parents take their kids out of school Because I think it's so much more learning When you travel Totally I travel quite a bit when I was a teenager

And you're like It was great What did I miss? It's a cultural experience. Algebra. I'd done my exams at the end of the year. Yeah. I've done well.

You've been studying. I've been studying. I went overseas. I've seen all other things. Yeah. But I think given he is quite a sort of methodical person, that's actually a nice way of putting it. Anal retentive. Yeah.

I think they cranked out Disney in like three days, which is a lot of park to get around Disney World. But and by the end of it, because it's bigger than Disney. In Disneyland in L.A. Way bigger. Yeah, I didn't know that. There's like five parks and one. Oh, shit. Because I thought it was, I thought Disneyland Alley was the premier, the large one.

But it's not, no. It was the original. Yeah, it was. And people say it's sort of like more concentrated. But you've got to buy the two parts because there's Adventure World as well as. In L.A., yeah. Hold on. What are the five parks of Orlando Disney?

There's Animal Kingdom. Okay, so there's Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, Animal Kingdom. And two water parks, Typhoon, Lagoon, and Blizzard Beach. What are you even saying? Those are places within Disneywood. But he was so methodical when they finished it and they were having a break day with just a relaxing one. His daughter Snapchat had me saying, breakday, fuel. And I'm like, that's the sign that you've pushed your kids too hard at Disney.

They're glad to have to be having a holiday from their holiday. Yeah. But they, yeah, I actually, actually, actually, actually, I asked them to send me the list of the, or, A photo of the available lightsabers At the Disney At the Disney World I was gonna treat myself for Christmas Actually you bloody should

I was I was gonna put the girl's name And I'm like dear dad Happy Christmas He's a light saber Are they Well that will need my money anyway So I might as well just buy something I want Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Dad's already taking care of your present Yeah yeah god guys I hear you got me a great present this year Right but he didn't get a list I haven't heard from him And he's done Disneyland He's finished Yeah I might chase that up actually

He's still in town What I learned last night is that the Obi-1 Panobi actor Yeah, Ewan McGregor Yeah, Ewan McGregor

and the guy who we fought with the lightsabers Hayden Christensen Apparently they had so many takes They couldn't use because they kept going Yeah And they kept making the lightsaber sound And they're like, guys will be adding that in post But you try having a

lightsaber fight and not making the light saber fight and not making the lightsaber noises or like hitting something like pow or something like that making you like okay let's have a lightsaber fight without making the sounds it's lame

that's bad lightsaber technique you're just kind of like you just kind of thrust it isn't it a hot stick is it hot does it cook you oh yeah it's yeah it's a lightsaber it's like a yeah it's hot

they melt things doesn't need a hand protector maybe Is it like... Is it like... Is it a hot stick? Because, well, you know, you see them stick it through a door every now and then... Yeah, that's hot.

I guess it's hot. Yeah. I guess it would be hot. Okay. Rather than just melting... I wouldn't be doing all that. Jing... Yeah, because it'll be so close to your face so you get quite hot.

So hot and they're swinging it back. Ah! I'd just kind of jab it at them. I'd be poking. Yeah, away from my body. Yes, to be safe. A lightsaber's hot? Yes, lightsabers are incredibly hot.

So, like, I imagine it like a stick of lava. It's a plasma blade, effectively. Yeah. A plasma blade. I'd do poking of my plasma blades. You see here we see Quagon Gin, played by Liam Neeson, putting it through a big metal door. Yeah, that's hot. Big metal door, and that's melting metal, so that looks like a weld situation.

Yeah, like welding, that's how I imagined it. Well, I'm glad we could get on top of that. And, yeah, good luck getting your lightsaber for Christmas. Because you're dead right, hold on, I'm not finished, I know that was a natural out, but you're dead right holding it. If something's that hot, you'd be, you'd be like, if it's a stick of lava. Yeah. Just holding it that hot, you'd be sweating a lot, constantly sweating, and you're wearing

big Jedi robes as well, and that's something to think about. Anyway, Fletch, wrap it up again.