ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd September 2023

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

On Today's Little Bitta Pod; Fletch & Hayley have a weekend away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with My Macca's Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Get this right, get this form, get a wrap your mind around this one. I was going to Melbourne this weekend for a work thing. Usually I'd fly over on the Saturday, work the Sunday back on the Monday. That was the plan.

The one TV show you haven't been cancelled from. The one TV show. And you have to go to Australia. I haven't seen my tweets yet. You have to go to Australia to be on it. I have to go to Australia. New Zealand's turned their back on me. So that was the plan.

I'd go over and do that. And then this friend of mine, what I thought was a friend, Fletch said that that was the weekend that you and our mutual friend James. Yeah, and you may have heard me mention. Roommate James. Roommate James. Roommate James. Temporary flatmate.

That was the weekend that you guys were going to use some flights you had to use up and go to Melbourne. Yeah. Then you invited me to come a day earlier to join you and we can have a day in Melbourne together and have a fun night. Cocktails and we're going to. We're going to go to Rice Queen. Yeah, great like Asian fusion. Oh my gosh. You'd love that. Yeah, great Asian fusion. Oh, my gosh. You'd love that.

Yeah, okay. Rice Queen's a restaurant. Yeah. Gotcha. What did you think it was? I was going to say, where are you going to go to eat? Hey. Okay, Rice Queen's.

Right, okay. Now, Rice Queen's we were eating, but so I was like, we're going on a trip together now. It's going to be so much fun. We'll go to the airport after the show. Yeah, we're going to go to the airport. We're all going to be together in the lounge. We're going to have a few cocktails

and then we're all going to go together onto the plane. Yeah, we're going to go to the airport. We're all going to be together in the lounge. We're going to have a few cocktails. And then we're all going to go together onto the plane. Except this prick is going to turn left when me and James turn right. Because he's upgraded himself to business class. I'll say this, the second day in a row I'll call you a cunt on the podcast. No, so I get one upgrade. I'm starting to actually believe you here, boy. No, I get one free upgrade per year because of my Air New Zealand thingy. Yeah.

And I put it in and it got accepted. And so I'm not going to turn it down to sit with you. Can you only use it trans-Tasman? Why would you use it after? It's a short haul. Oh, okay. I was going to say, because surely you'll go away at the end of the year on one of your extravagant international cunt trips and leave the rest.

And the ECT. When he keeps asking us to transfer him $5. I have booked an ECT When he keeps asking us to transfer him $5 I have booked an ECT He has booked an ECT Yes They've finally got a name So you are going to be We're all in this together

Yeah I know And you're going in business class We're all in this together From flat to upgraded It's richer than I am So we all did have seats like all next door in business class we're all in this together so we had a front flat shoe upgraded it's richer than I am so we all did have seats like all next

to each other and then I put in this thing and I like I got accepted yeah and do you know what he's done is he's left the

freaking middle seat no doubt and so then we're going to have some stinky ass stranger sitting there yeah well what would you do

you wouldn't would you turn your back on as a forever jade I don't know what it's like to be even offered an upgrade. Yeah, forever Jade. Forever Jade. But this guy, he's going to be drunker. That's the lowest tier of our local airline's loyalty program.

Yeah. We're going to get to Melbourne Airport. Then me and James are going to have to deal with your ass because you're going to be four more champagnes deep. I'm not paying on the plane for extra champagnes down in the bloody cattle class. You have to preload. You could always sneak a bottle of Jim Beams on. I hear that's what they do in economy. Sneak a bottle of Jim Beams.

And share it with John Keyes. Why are you pluralising Jim Beams? And then, right, so here's how I am as a generous traveller. As part of me going over for work, I get a private vehicle to pick me up and take me to my hotel. I rung the company I'm working for and said, I'm arriving a day early with my friends, happy to get an Uber. And they said, no, no, we'll still get a car to just pick you up and take you to my hotel. I rung the company I'm working for and said, I'm arriving a day early with my friends, happy to get an Uber.

And they said, no, no, no, we'll still get a car to just pick you up and take you where you guys need to go. I'm sharing my fortune here with you. And yet he's leaving us to just- You are forgetting a giant part of the story that you are cock blocking my entire Friday. I am cock blocking him. Because I have nowhere to stay on Friday. And I'm not hanging out with my brother until the next day

and he lives quite far from where we're going to be hanging so I was like Fletch can you just make your room a twin room and I'll just crash with you so now he gets

he gets no hanky panky because I'm going to be there so again very generous very generous also like you know I'm allowed to take lovers I mean this could be

the weekend this could be the freaking weekend. What, twin beds together three-way or two individual? I reckon jam the twins. Jam the twins. One big bed. I know you're a fan. What if they're twins?

What if they're twins? Take some twins. Then I'll be jamming the twins. You'll be jamming the twins. Jamming the twins on the jammed twins. On the jammed twins. One big bed. I mean, I was not.

Keep it in the family. I was not upset about it because Friday's gonna be an absolute hot mess of a night so there's nothing that's gonna be happening 100% weird we're gonna be drinking from lunchtime

to whatever time that's lunchtime to what in Melbourne how many hours behind the day well last time we went to Melbourne Fletch will make it to 5.30

and he'll be like well guys you know I've gotta get to bed at a decent hour last time Fletch and I went to Melbourne together we went home at about 12.30 midnight

after working a Friday morning wow which is 2 a.m new zealand time we did well we did real good we didn't we done real good no okay you've said this i find it so hard with australia it's only two No, we had lots of cocktails. Lots of cocktails. And espresso martinis which, yeah. Oh, yeah. You've said this, I find it so hard with Australia.

It's only two hours difference. It's going to be three. It fucks you so much. It's like, and daylight savings. Yeah, yeah. Two hours and daylight savings. Yeah.

Daylight savings is, it's one hour, but it'll take you at least a week to adjust. Oh, well. Well, goodness. It's going to be fun. at least a week to adjust. Oh, well. Well, goodness. It's going to be fun. What an awful problem to have.

Yes. It's a real physical problem. What an awful problem to have. I'm having a lovely weekend in Melbourne, and I've got to come back and deal with an hour's time adjustment on TWAP. You know I've got to shit into the economy.