ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23nd February 2024

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch missed a late-night call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now I woke up this morning to a missed call Oh god, overnight You were in bed early last night You missed some great chat

I missed some great gossip The chat was popping off And then I woke up, there's so many messages And I was like, going them, and I was like, oh, my God, this is so juicy. We're juicy, we're juicy. And there were several different group chats with the guys, and I was like, ah.

And then I was like, oh, my God, I missed a call. And there was a voicemail, and so I've got the app that transcribes it and plays you the voicemail. Revolutionary, by the way. Revolutionary, by the way. Thank you, Spark. Non-spawn shout out there. That's a non-spawn, actually.

And this was a call I missed at 20 past 8 because I did go to bed last night I just put my phone down I'll go to bed I'll go to bed early I'll go to bed at 8

he's a good boy prior to sleep go to bed early I try for about 8 o'clock 8 o'clock and then I'm up yeah fuck you eh I went to bed

at like 10 o'clock I've been sleeping like shit lately you know last year I prior to sleep and it and that was the gut health, and it's just done wonders. I polished off a bottle of whiskey in two and a half minutes. I drank a bottle of wine on my own.

That's not good for the gut health. But so I played this message, and it is the pharmacy. The pharmacy, where my doctor had sent a prescription. 8.20. They were like, oh, by the way, we don't have any in stock at the moment. Was it a cream? No, it's not a cream. What is it for your gut health?

Yeah, was it just more gut health shit? It was a gut stuff. Yeah. So I Googled, this chemist is open till 9pm. 9pm? But even if you were at work, at a workplace that was open until 9pm, would you call? I don't think I'd call someone after 7. Nah, I wouldn't. No, absolutely not.

What? What's the cut off? 5. 5. Because then you're getting into getting their dinner ready or they're doing their evening routine. Would a text message be okay? A text message, right?

It depends. What's the ointment for? It's pills. Oh, right. It's pills. It's pregnancy pills Oh my god Congratulations

Because you've started Your fertility treatment The folic acid Or whatever it is That you're having Yeah Oh my god Good luck

Thank you I think Margaret's Supposed to be taking them Not you But that's all good Well no Because Margaret She left me

Oh you're in her off period again You're carrying the baby This is wild On off On off It's embarrassing It's really hard To keep up with my No, no, she left me. Oh, you're in an off period again. You're carrying the baby. This is wild. On, off, on, off, on, off. It's really hard to keep up with my fictitious girlfriend slash wife. It is. It really is. But no, it was just weird.

I was like, that's late for a call from someone. It's so bizarre. I'd feel a bit jarred by it. I'd assume someone was dead. Same here. Like emergency sort of stuff. Yeah, who's in the hospital. Yeah, yeah.

What are we You know what are we planning Yeah I still don't think mum would call She'd just go in the morning Leave it to the morning She'd be like I didn't want to bother you

What if your dad Your father's in hospital Oh 100% Well is he alright Well no he's in He's in hospital Because he's dead Because

Yeah sorry I didn't want to bother you During the show So I had to wait till afterwards Your mum's done that as well I had an operation last week You meant to tell You meant to tell before

It was fine, it was just cancer It's all gone now Sorry? What's happening? There's nothing I love more than to bother people There's nothing I love more than bothering bother people. Exactly. There's nothing I love more than bothering people. That's why parents are better than me. So did you get your pills sorted?

Or are you pregnant? No, I've got to sort it today. Otherwise, I'll probably have to take maternity leave. I'll take some with you. Can we all take this maternity leave? I think we should all take maternity leave. Yeah. We're raising the baby as a village.

How much time do we get off? Not much. Oh, maternity. Don't know. It Yeah. We're raising the baby as a village. How much time do we get off? Not much. Oh, maternity. Don't know. It depends. If the baby, whose tummy's the baby in? Mine. It'll be in mine.

Oh. You'll get longer than us. It's just the support of partners. You're not going to be able to breastfeed with those, mate. I know. They're tiny. The baby won't be able to find the nipple. It'll be like.

Yeah, yeah. Lost. That's why women's areolas grow when they're breastfeeding, right? So the baby can see it. Well, this is great news for my tiny Aries. So getting pregnant will make your Aries a bit bigger. Dream. Because then they stay a bit bigger, right? They never, like, retreat fully back to what they were.

It's kind of a bit like global warming in Iceland, isn't it? Yeah. You're never going to cover those areolas or rocklands again. That's another reason for me not to have a kid. I'd say mine are already edging towards biscuit territory. You don't want a couple of cookie times. No, I don't want cookie times. We're not talking the Christmas bucket.

We're talking the one day. We're not talking the New Zealanders. No, we're not talking the plant-based cookies. I'm already a farm bake. I can't. You're a farm bake. I don't think I'm quite a farm bake, but I'm not a little. You're not a Griffin's chocolate chip

Although those have come down in size Nipflation