ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd April, 2025

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or wherever you get your podcasts. From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, the big pod. And the live show is back on the 28th of April. We're just taking a little break, a little vacay. Where are you? Just at home. Are you? Just at home. Where are you? A little vacay. Where are you? Just at home.

Are you? Just at home. Where are you? I'm in Australia working. Oh, yeah. On this vacay. Yeah, where are you, Vaughn? I'm definitely still in the country.

I don't know where. Probably at home or close by. Okay. You? Yeah, just at home. That's where you are? Really? Because I'm looking on Find My Friends right now when I'm in Australia.

This guy that he's got more this three days off in a row. He's like, I've got to get on a plane. I've got to get out of here. I've got to get out of here. Yeah, because I don't have kids. You're like John Key when he was Minister of Tourism. Skyping off to Hawaii for a summer holiday rather than staying in this beautiful country we've got.

Gold zone. They call it Aotearoa, land of the long white cloud. That's fair. Fair enough. Fair enough. Before the trip, a bit of a panic because I was, you know, I love my bicycle. A trip, but you're at home. You know, I love my bicycling

He's bi I quite often bicycle along Whereas I'm trying to learn at the moment To ride a homocycle Some people call it How's that going for you? It's hard My pan cycle's great, just any mood

Any mood, any direction You don't obey the normal rules I had a double whammy I was biking along and a bee My pan cycle's great. Just any mood. Really? Any mood, any direction. Just like wah, wah, wah, wah. Yeah, you don't obey the normal rules of it. I had a double whammy. I was biking along and a bee flew into my helmet. A bee. Beads? Bee!

A bee flew in between the gap in your helmet. And because I've got no hair, it was like I could feel it like... Oh my gosh. It was stuck. It was stuck. And you know I've been stung on the bald head before, and it was the most excruciating pain I've ever felt. I bet.

And so I'm like biking along the bike lane, and I'm like, and I could just feel this thing like, and it was stuck. And so I was like, quickly unclip my helmet. And I'm like going quite fast on my bike. I just like flicked my helmet off with one hand, and the bee got out. Oh, thank God.

Thank God. And I didn't get stung. But then I'm like, oh, fuck, where's my AirPod? Oh. And I'd be like biking along maybe. It felt like not long, but I'm like, so I'm like, oh, shit, shit. So turn around and I'm like biking along. I'm like, no AirPod, no AirPod.

Can't you do it on your phone? No, because it's only the base. It's the case that's a do-do. And so I'm just like along. I'm like, no air pod, no air pod. Can't you doot-doot on your phone? No, because it's only the base. It's the case that's the doot-doot. Yeah. And so I'm just like, oh, my God. And then so one side of the is road and tussock lined kind of a planter. And the other side is grub. I didn't know you were cycling in the high hills of the Otago region.

No, it's tough. I don't know why, but they put tussock there. And I'm just like, and I would have gone for like 100 meters not finding it. And then I finally saw it. Did you? And it was just like just on the edge of the like planter box. Because yours are white, eh? Yeah, white.

And I was like, oh my. But I had gone so far while I was holding my helmet and slowing down to stop before I realized. Was this a whole podcast just a chance for you to brag about how fast you cycle? I do say because you threw the helmet and then you had to go back hundreds of metres. Hundreds of metres. In the Scottish Highlands, so I assume it was quite hilly.

I was just surprised the amount that I covered from when I lost the air pod. Yeah, wow. Wow. But yeah, I do cycle. I can't imagine a sting on the head. I've only ever had like arm or feet. I've been stung by a bee for so long.

I think when I got stung on the head. It's so childish. Like 10 years ago was the last time. You want to get stung on a fatty region, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the best bit? Yeah, close to the bones where it starts pushing against everything in there. It's like tattoos, I assume.

You know, yes, bony areas. I've had fatty areas tattooed before and you're like, oh, it's quite nice. It's like on the bone, you're like tear me apart. Yeah, because you've got that spider web tattoo on your elbow on both on both elbows yeah yeah

Aaron was telling me because he's been driving cross country that he had the window open I can only assume to take in the beautiful country air I'm sorry but

use the air con not in an open road it's windows shut the man loves a window down and he's been making the most of it because I'm not there and I fucking hate the window down.

Wawa's my ears. Anyway, he... I'm like, far out. He said he was driving along and a bee flew into his car and went up his shorts. And he was same thing, like going, what I assume was your speed, 100 kilometres. Yeah, people have died like swerving off the road because of that kind of thing.

Well, he's a smart man and knew not to do so. So as he was slowing down, he was just like waiting to get stung on the dick. And it didn't. Did you get stung on the dick? It didn't. Wait, why is he not wearing undies? Oh, I suppose he was wearing undies. Though sometimes if he's wearing a sport short, he grates the balls.

He'll go raw dog. And also a bee could totally sting through undies. How long's the thing? The bee sting. Would it get through a tight Calvin Klein? I undies. How long's the thing? The bee sting. Would it get through a tight Calvin Klein? I think so. Aaron doesn't wear Calvin Klein. I think so.

Is he a loose cotton? He wears cheap off-brand things that I bought him from Turkey, I want to say, 10 years ago. Good. Turkish underwear. Turkey from the Turkey markets. Okay. And they've lasted 10 years.

Yeah, they're a great undie. Tell me more about these Turkish undies. They're like a stretch, like all over stretch. You know, there's no band as such. It's just all over stretch. Like a tube? Like a boob tube? Yeah, like a boob tube but with thigh holes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's no, there's a band but it's just all of the same fabric. Okay. And it's just all stretch and it just really holds things in place Interesting Yeah Fascinating But do you think it would hurt as much

Because you said it doesn't hurt to get stung on a fatty ear What does it have to do with a fat dick? Boy I would think the penis The testicles would be mind-blowingly sore Yeah I imagine To get stung on And I think the dick would be close second

Don't want to even think about it Oh yeah don't