ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd August 2024

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared is playing with Fire...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now welcome to the stand, Producer Jarrod What is it? Is he on trial? What's happened? It's a trial of sorts

Okay A trial of sorts Producer Jarrod, hello What have you done? Oh, you're in We can hear you I can hear you, Clem Fandango. Yeah, the Middy and I got a free mattress this weekend.

Oh, hang on a second. From her grandparents who are moving, like stuff's getting shifted around. Wait, her grandparents have fucked on this bed? Yeah. Like, is this a kind of... It's possible, but it's from the spare room. Oh, so the grandparents had a couple of ferocious wags on that part.

Some poppa wags. Yeah, probably. Thanks. But basically, our... Sorry. Is he still with us? He is. You hadn't even thought of this, had you, when you got the mattress?

It hadn't even crossed your mind, had it? Poppa's popping off. Shout out, Keith. Poppa Keith. Yeah, so the midi, I had it? Papa's popping off. Shout out, Keith. Papa Keith. Yeah, so the midi, I had a bout of the squirts on the weekend, so I wasn't able to go help with the moving. No, because any lifting, eh?

That's the worst bit. Yeah. A leaky faucet. Yeah. So I get a text from the midi being like, hey, we've got the mattress on the ute. We're on our way back now. I'm like, oh, yeah, cool. Glance out the window. It's pissing down oh no oh no um terrible time to move a mattress you'd say looking at the

forecast over the weekend you would say that yeah um any tarpaulin or any enclosed no nah dog right okay nary a tarpaulin nor a ripped rubbish bag stretched over the top. The mattress arrived 10 kilos heavier because of all the water. Wow. It's basically a big sponge, isn't it? A sodden mattress. A sodden old pop-a-wank mattress. Not enough to wash the wanks out.

This thing is... What are we doing? Pop-a-key soggy mattress. Shocker not staying at Jared's Here's the hard part though You didn't help get the mattress So it's hard to critique The fact that the mattress was got wrong

I know and that's what's so frustrating Because I was told Emma's mum's partner Would be there and he is a farmer man He's a pragmatic lad And he wasn't squitting himself so I was like John will supervise this he'll know what to do

the dude always has at least three tarps in the back of his truck a man like that knows the forecast he knows he knows the rain's coming he'd probably look and be like give it ten so what do you do now with this soggy Keith mattress sponge? Keith soggy mattress sponge.

Well, we had the heat pump on. We had the heater on. We had all the windows. You're going to need a dehumidifier. I've got a dehumidifier in the gym to give to Jared. Smitty's brought me a dehu, which is really helpful. Keith's soggy mattress. We went through every single towel in the flat.

And how hard was it not to say to the girlfriend, oh, you could have waited or used the tarpaulin? Did you say not say it? Yeah. I think you said it. Oh, Jared. Jared. Jared, you should know.

How did that go down? It did not go down. It went up and so did the tempers. Run us through that conversation. Well, it wasn't raining when we left and I was like, was there not a tarp in the whole house? And she's like, no. Going real fast.

Going real fast. Going real fast. The rain can't do it. Pull into a service station and wait? No, I have had it explained to me that it is my fault. Oh, right. Yeah, of course it was. Yeah, of course it was. Yeah, of course it was.

Yeah. I brought her some chocolate-covered strawberries and I hope that makes up for her bringing home a wet mattress. It will. You think it will

in about eight months' time. Yeah, she'll bring it up. And throw it in your face. Where's this mattress now? In the living room, kind of like propped up against the couch. When I pissed the bed

as a kid, the mattress always got stood up in the sun outside. Against the window. Yeah. Yeah. I might try to take it at like, it doesn't look too rainy today.

No, it's a bad week, my dude. Four seasons, one day, you know. Hell, we live in Auckland. Put this window, this window sorted out. That would help. You might also get it out the whiff of... Born, don't even say it. Yeah.