ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd August 2026

Episode Date: August 22, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... the 12 jabs of Christmas! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, we were just talking to Shannon about a recent trip to Australia. She was very bold, very brave, we're on her own. And there were no, wait, we haven't talked about this. This was your first overseas trip solo to Australia. Were there any problems? We heard a little bit that she was like, when do I need my passport?

I kept putting it away. I kept putting it away. You're just being like, I'm in your country now. Like, why do you care? No, you've got to keep. Yeah. And then one more time once you've got your bagging. I will say I had quite a few nervous bubbles in the lounge before getting on my plane.

I literally said to you. No, I didn't before the interview just in the lounge. Oh, that's true. But then I said, don't go too hard on the bubbles. I didn't realize on the plane you have to write. Like they said fill out the school. And I was like, I'm a bit drunk. Yeah.

Famously she wrote her own, spout her own name wrong on a marriage license. Yeah. So I really had to lock it. I made friends with, as I told you, I make a lot. of friends when I do things. Me too. I'm friends with the guy on the plane. We had the empty middle seat and we chatted the whole time basically.

And I said to him, I was like, I'm a little bit too drunk to do this. But I did it and like I got in so I guess it was all fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think my penmanship wasn't great. Yeah. So I'd say, though, no, I'd say nothing really went wrong. Nothing wrong? Nothing wrong.

Anything to share about your trip from Sydney? Man, I felt like a minger over there. It is jarring. Everyone's hot. Sydney's very attractive. Everyone was so hot and everyone was so tight. Shannon, it's all. fake. It's all injected.

Every time I go to Sydney or Melbourne, I'm like, holy shit, because we always think that we're so similar to... I thought it was... To Aussies. And then you go over there, you're like, oh no, they're getting real Americanised with the amount of...wit, tweak, tweak, twig, twig, jokes. I literally made an appointment. I'm getting Botox again. Hard launch.

Hard launch on the frozen face. Yeah, and I'm getting a little bit of filler too. That's right, because you you're not doing your show. And so, but wait, what about our live shows? People will people be able to... No, no. I don't care. No, no, no. You get the frozen face. It's funny you say that because I was speaking to one woman

and she said her doctor recommended she stopped getting Botox because her baby couldn't tell how she was emoting and it's important for a baby to feel its mother's emotions. You've had no Botox. No, I've never had Botox. I've never dyed my hair even. I was over there and so. For reference, she's 26.

Yeah. Get a time. So my interviews for Hey You Fan Fest, they were about two hours apart. So I was in like a holding cell all day with a bunch of journalists. No, I loved it over the best time. Oh, sorry, yeah.

Yeah. But for some reason, the topic of GLP ones came up. And everyone went around the room and said which one they were on. And I was genuinely the only person not on one. Did you say, I've got the snatched body because I actually am quite unwellened? Sometimes I can go through periods of time where I can't actually consume solid foods. And that sort of shut down the cool, fun, GLP One. Yeah, no, I didn't really trauma dump on these Australians.

I just said, oh, no, I'm not on one. And they said, one of them offered, he's like, do you need a dealer? I'm on RETA. the new illegal one. So all of them pretty much were on RETA because they were on all the prescribed ones, but it was so expensive and one guy, and he was my favourite. I won't say who because he said he's not publicly talking about it. Oh, okay.

He's quite famous over there. He said that one of the main reasons he swapped to RETA is because you can buy it in bulk, and he was sick of going to the chemist so often. That was one of his reasonings. The Costco of GLP once. He says you can just get it in bulk, and he said he gets months worth at a time, and then talked about he was a gay man. Shocker.

Shocker. The guys love the jab. He said that his... Wait, do they shrink your dick? No, you'd get skinny dick and that your skinniest ear dick looks bigger. Oh, okay. Actually, though, this feels like it's going to come at

as one of the side effects, say, they're going to be like jacked and skinny, it's like all skinny and they'll have a tiny dick. But this guy was telling me, his partner is a nurse and he's like, well, my partner said the only reason it's illegal is because the drug is so similar to what's naturally occurring in the world that you can't copyright something that exists in the natural world and I was in there and I was like,

I think you're just making shit up to feel better at your lap. Women know this. We have synthetic hormones from, what are you doing? But he looked like he was on an illegal weight loss drug. Like there was something crazy about it. But yeah, I was the only person in the room with no Botox and not on a GLP1. Congratulations.

So I felt like a minger and old. Well, I'm going back to the Botox and off the jab, anti-jab until I'm not. I've given that a hard launch of November I reckon. A little pre-Christmas jab. Yeah, I'm just thinking pre-Christie. The 12 jabs of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

One, for my hair growth. Two, for my skin tone. Three, for my fat tom. Four recovery. No, five. That's four. You need to do a four. I did four recovery.

No, that's five. Four recovery jabs. Five. Four my tits. Six for my dick And a GLP in my guts Perfect

Done