ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -23rd Jan 2026

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley stumbled across something odd at a local dairy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I was catching up with a friend over the summer break and popped into a dairy. I think I was buying some Eclipsements. Keep my breath fresh. The trouble is you can't just have one, then you have to have the whole tin and then you shit yourself. That happened to my niece over summer. She didn't know.

The laxative effect. The lax of effect of a whole tin of eclipsments. Chewing gum. anything sugar-free that's got that kind of shed in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Is it xylitol? Is that what it's called?

Zylato is one of them. Some sweeteneres. Zylophan, erythitol, anothetol, ethylphalthol, the phaltifol, the exotol. All those natural substances. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Supernatural.

So good. Really good for the heart? Right for the heart. Milked from plants, I think. Yeah, yeah, milked direct from the stems of plants. So, um, I went into this dairy to buy these eclips months, form breath. The blue ones or the green ones?

I go blue. I used to be green, but then I manned up. Wow. Okay. I went intense blue, which is peppermint, not spearmint. Spearmint's sweet. So I go in there and there's just one lady on her own in the shop and she's listening to something. Okay.

And I recognised the voice and I was like, I think I've listened to this podcast. And I was like, and I realized it was an audio book and I'd listened to an audio book that this narrator had narrated. And I recognized her voice. And I was like, what audio book was that? And it was called Never Lie. That was the book because I caught a sentence where this woman, the narrator was saying a character's name and I ended up Googling it. Because this was the horniest shit I have ever heard in my fucking life. And she was just listening in the dairy.

And I don't mean listening like quietly or she had an air pod in. Like listening like it was the damn radio. Like this thing was cranking. he moved his hands up her spine and grabbed her by the breast. She sighed heavily. I was like, um, da fuck. I just want this blue top milk and maybe a dollar mixture.

Yeah, I just have for some minced, but. And I just love that at no point did she think about turning it down or pausing it. And it wasn't like, do you think because she's been maybe so into the audio smut world for so long, she's become desensitized. Desensitized to the level of horn that was blasting through this dairy. And the worst part was I was just like listening to it As he grasped around the waist You blah blah blah blah

And paying for this thing My fucking card declines Getting these mints So now I'm here for longer And I've got to kind of talk over it Are you okay? Do you need to borrow some money If you can't? I just had to transfer some money

But I was like I was stuck in this kind of smut thing And I could feel it ramping up to some I'm going to say it P&V Penetration Yeah right Penetration in the dairy I'm going to get out of this dairy

before this penetration You never want penetration at the dairy. God, no. I don't want to be interrupting her penetration. She's been looking forward to it. I listen to these audio books. We always look forward to the P&V. Was it a quiet dairy? It was a smaller dairy.

Right. Okay. Maybe she didn't want to work and it'll get around that this woman's listening to Smart and no one's going to come into the dairy and then she's just going to have hours of smart. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, I left before the P inserted itself into the V. And all power to her.