ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd January 2024

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Major Murray Fluffington is a bit hot at home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now guys, I've made a Timu purchase Oh, what have you done? I made another one as well before Christmas Well it's just the cheapest stuff online

It's good for some things So yesterday, Paul made poor Major Murray Fluffington, the fluffy little cute kiddy witty that he is. He's a little shit. He's a maester. He has not been enjoying the heath at the moment. It's because he's a fat little cunt. He is a fat little cunt.

You've got to get a wet flannel. He's doing that thing that fat cats do when they sleep on their backs because it's not comfortable for them to sleep on their backs Yes Because it's not comfortable For them to sleep any other way Because it's a little cooler And he sleeps in the hallway on I've got that kind of You know that metal drawer thing

Yeah Those dresses that are metal Yes And he sleeps on the top of that Because it's a bit cooler Or he'll sleep on the tiles In the bathroom Yeah

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Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah wood floors it's because it's a bit cooler but then when he's in the lounge and it's hot he's just got this look on his face like fuck kill me fuck this put me on my misery i've been overbred i need to go yeah so i decided i jumped online because i'd heard i'd had people recommend these before and i'm like i'm just gonna try it it's $9.89 i think it ended up being we can afford that um it's a mat that you put in your fridge or your freezer. The cooling mat. And then you take it out and then you put it out

and your cat sleeps on it and it's cool. And they apparently like it. Wow. Because we do a wet flannel. Wipe Rolly with a wet flannel and it cools him down instantly in an ice cube in the water bowl. And he loves it. But he wouldn't hate you if you were cold, Matt. You shouldn't give him the temperature of the drinking water.

He was so upset with the water. That's the first time I've done it. He hated it. But he loves the drinking water. He was so upset with the water. That's the first time I've done it. He hated it. But he loves the wet flannel. Cats can't do cold water. Yeah, he was looking at it like... I was like, oh, sorry, bro. But the wet flannel is the trick, and it's free.

Yeah. So is he on it? Well, no, so I've just ordered it yesterday. So it's going to be here in a week or so. He's not going to use it. This is what cats do. You buy them something specific, and they're like, fuck you, I want the floor. See, I wouldn to be here like in a week or so. He's not going to use it. This is what cats do. You buy them something specific and they're like, fuck you. I want the floor.

See, I wouldn't have got it if it was a hundred bucks or 50 or something. Ridiculous. But you could use it. No, I don't know. Because I cool and heat from the groin. So when I'm cold, I'll straddle a heater. Yeah. And when I'm hot, I've done shows and I'd shove a couple of bottles of cold cans of Coke or something between my legs.

You've got to be careful you don't get your flaps frostbite. Yeah, not too cold and not too hot. You don't want to be icy cold. But if he doesn't like it, I'll have this and I'll sit on it. Because online you could buy different sizes if you had a giant dog, because they're for cats or dogs. Yeah, right. Different sizes. And then I guess also depends on how they're for cats or dogs. Yeah, right. Different sizes. And then I guess also depends on how much room you've got in your fridge or your freezer.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you roll it up? Yeah, you fold it. It folds up. So I've just got like a medium. I don't know. Could you put it under your pillow?

Yeah, probably. Or just like after a gym or a walk, you come home, just lie on it. Yeah. That'd be mean. Yeah. I like this. Yeah, well, I'll on her. Yeah. That'd be mean. Yeah. I like this. Yeah, well, I'll report back. Yeah, but it's here.

Delivery date's, I think, next week. Do you know what? Because as I'm saying, I hate from the groin. I could get some of these pads and sew them into a sort of panty. You know, like stitch them up. And when I'm performing or something under lights and I get really hot, I could slip these on and then put a normal under you of a top, keep cool from the groin out. They're quite thick though. Yeah.

I don't know if it's gel or water inside. It looks like gel. The ones I've seen looks like gel. Yeah. All right. So maybe it would be cooler longer than ice or water? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

It would just be like an ice pack, isn't it? It's an ice pack. You'd want a big ice pack. Yeah, and the idea of it is that if you hold it vertically, it all just doesn't run to the bottom. Yeah, because it's sewn in. Yeah. The gel holds its form a little bit more.

He's not going to use it. No, he 100% is. I'll put it out and he won't use it. Sniff it and be like, ew, yeah. But he loves sitting on towels, so I might put a towel over that. Oh, yeah, the towel. And then he'll sit over that trickum. Trickum.

Yeah, okay. And I'll report back, but this could be if you've got a hot puss this summer. Mine is absolutely hot. No, no, I was going to say it, and I won't. Yeah, Raleigh is also hot. Yeah, good. Raleigh's very warm.