ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd January 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Huge development for producer Carwen over the holiday period. She's discovered she's legally blind. Okay, not legally. Now that's the Sandra Bullock movie, isn't it? No, that's the blind side. No, you're thinking of Legally Blind with Reese Witherspoon.

That's right, I am too. You've fused those two films together. Legally blind, yes. To make a completely wrong reference. The legally blind side. The legally blind side. It's where you're just really blind in one eye. Yeah. Yeah, and legally blind side. Yes. The legally blind side. It's where you're just really blind in one eye. Yeah.

Yeah, and not the other. Yeah. No, but you're... Well, this happens to all of us as we get older. Not you. Not me. I reckon I'll need reading soon. Really?

Yeah. No, but I've got really good long eyesight. Well, that's why you do audio books. So you won't need bifocals. That's where you're both, isn't it? Yeah, that's where you'll sleep with guys and girls and you can't see them, so they might be mingers. Yeah, you're like, who knows?

You can't see them when they're far away. You can't see them when they're close. Yeah. You don't notice what it is until you get to the genitals and you're like, oh, shit, okay. That's that one. Right. So how did you find this out?

So look, for a little while, I've done that thing where kids sit in the back of the class and they're like, I can totally read. And looking at you guys right now, I don done that thing where kids sit in the back of the class and they're like, I can totally read. And looking at you guys right now, I don't have anything on. You're there. I can see you. Wow, but we're not in focus. You're not in focus because also I've got very good at memorizing your faces.

Yeah, so you know who sits who. Just her heads up today, for example. We're all shockingly beautiful. It's just one of those days. But see, once I put my glasses on, I'll be able to see that. Oh shit, can we see them? Three, two, one. Are these your new glasses?

Oh, I don't know how to put them on with headphones on. Yeah, it's hard. You've got to squeeze them. Oh, okay. Oh, cute. Clear lens. Yeah, they're good. Clear frame.

Still hot? Oh yeah, clear frame. Yeah. Lenses tend to be clear. They're very hard to see through. Frosted lens. You go into the optometrist, they're like, would you like to try on your bathroom privacy frosted lens i don't want to see too much yeah so i went in and i was like i'm gonna have a test it's free with my aa membership whatever not a spawn

and they were like oh can you see this and i was like yeah and i'm like i'm nailing this and then she goes what about this and i'm like oh no not at all i'm like no no not at all and then she takes the machine off and is like so this is with glasses and this is without and whoa i remember as a kid literally like eight years old one day being like i don't be i can't read that clearly i don't be reading yeah i mean yeah i've never been that bad But it turns out that one of my eyes Is short sighted So you need one shoe bigger than the other

Yeah You've got a club for it Yeah Well I think that's called pan focal Because when you're looking one way You can see it and then you look the other way You don't really identify It's not really important

Yeah it's just not important to you which way you're looking Wow They look cute on you though the other way. You don't really identify. It's not really important. Yeah, it's just sort of, it's not important to you which way you're looking. Penises or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yes, it's much... They look cute on you, though. Thank you. I'm jealous I want glasses.

No, you don't. They're a pain in the ass. So expensive. Yeah. Oh, jeepers. It was a barrage of... They're so much cheaper than they used to be, though,

because once you've got your prescription, there's that place online where you can just order them. Firmoo is great. Cheap as. Is that what it is? Firmoo, yeah.

Oh, yeah, Firmoo. That's where I got my slippers from. I really trust a place that does my slippers to do my eyewear. No, they're great. And I got my optometrist

to check because I was like, am I somehow reversing my eyes? Because I spend $1,000 a year on contacts and that's on top of my health insurance. Oh God.

And he said they're good to go. Well, yeah, I just wanted for fashion purposes. your optometrist has been like, hey, I know I could pay you to do this, but I found a place online that'll do it for a fucking $25.

He plays golf with my dad. Oh, yes. We've got to dad him. Yeah, okay. You know, I just like the fashion of them. I like a little fashion statement on the face. I'd go hard out. Yeah, it does feel kind of nice on a day we've got no makeup,

you don't really have an outfit on. Yes, yes. It's like I've got a look. Yeah. Fletch, because, Vaughn, you've been wearing glasses for like a couple of years a year it was just it was a year yeah and i'm so used to them on your face i was vaughn was a four eyes yeah it's a four eyes i grew up with glasses i think my face formed around them so i can kind of chuck on most pairs of glasses and not look too weird then you lay sick and then i lay sick and then that faded and again

the same thing it happens slowly so you don't really notice it and then one day you're squinting to read a road sign and you're like oh my god that's his school yeah yeah what the fuck was that i could never come back here pine cones it was pine cones yeah definitely pine cones i thought there was a lot of small judder bars all on the road but uh your glasses suit you you've got a black square they kind of like suit your vibe and then like I would go with something

kind of like big and bold and fashion but I'm like Fletch what the fuck would Fletch wear speed dealers

what speed dealers those little glasses that Nazis wore you know when they're in a generation and they sit down and they'll be like

they have some Christian story and then he puts on a little yes on a string. I'm not saying... Yeah, I just can't imagine, Fletch, you wearing glasses.

Even sunglasses, it's very few that fit my face. Yeah. Yeah, you're good in like a Ray-Ban style. Yeah. But then glasses-wise, I'm not sure. Yeah. It would be interesting. Or you can go Ray-Ban style.

You could go horn room. Okay. You just don't want like those those 70s sort of pedophile. No. But they came back. Are they out again? No, no, they're good. In fashion, they're back.

But just on Fletch, it wouldn't look good. No. I don't know.