ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd July, 2025

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch had his luggage was searched! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod and I obviously just been away on holiday. We have obviously because we're so tanned and hot. And Vaughan's translucent because he's in a personal recession and stayed here. He's like Mr. translucent. You're like Mr. Burns when he was member of the ghost. Yeah, that was so good. Iconic episode.

I checked my suitcase. That was a two-parter. That was who killed Mr. Burns. Yeah, that's right. He pointed it west and south. Iconic M&S Maggie Simpson. Iconic episode. He would not have known Maggie Simpson's name. That was my biggest problem with that episode.

So when I landed my checked suitcase, I opened it. And inside was a note from aviation security. Oh, I've never had this! I've never had this! It was like this long like a docket, like a parking ticket size thing. I've been sniffing through. And in Byro, someone had written in pen my name, we've opened your suitcase. Because when you check your bag in, they scan all the bags. Yeah.

Yeah. And then my toiletries around a bottle of lube was this note. Around a bottle of lube! A bottle of lube! And I wrapped it in lube! Those pricks! And it was like next to BYO lube.

It was like, what are you just buying? A little Vero? He's a travel lube? No, I just like, are you particular with lube? What's your lube brand? I'm particular. I'm particular. I use Durex Natural.

That's my go-to. Okay. What's your lube of choice? I don't know the brand, but I just know, I just want to spit on your hand and hope for the best. But I'm very flemmy at the moment. But it was next to like other, like what's that, Sorbilline?

Yeah. It was, but it's checked in. So it's not like it was giant, like eight liters or something. Is this cause you went through, um, a, um, religious country and they were like, why has he got so much lube? It was New Zealand, and do you know what they missed is this brand new suitcase that I'd bought has a, um, built in power bank, which was still in there. Oh, you dilly, silly dilly.

They obviously opened the suitcase and were like, Oh, well, which was still in there. Oh, you dilly, silly dilly. They obviously opened the suitcase and were like, oh, well it must be that liquid. Big pump of lube. But left the fucking. By the way, you never said what lube brand you were on board with. Well, I said I couldn't remember.

I don't know if it's just a brand. Yours is odd, it's like, cause I remember I accidentally always moisturised my body with it. Yes, next to the moisturiser. When I stay at Fletcher's, I've pumped it and I've rubbed it into my skin and thought that's not it. But it's like an off-brandy sort of water-based soap. Are you off-brand living? You're off-brand living you fucking cheapskate. You buy it in a 10 litre tub.

No I just spent it in this. Vogue Boy buys it in a 10 litre tub. It's not Vogue Boy. No I mean off-brand like it's not in the supermarket. It's not your Durex or your Trident or something. It's some other kind of clinical strength. Yeah yeah yeah. Because it's like you know when you, when you buy a panadol, but if you can get

a $3 prescription one that's not branded, it's exactly the same shit. And supermarket lube's expensive. Fuck yeah. And for a little tube, one session. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But how much lube are you? You're over lubeing. Wait, you're missing the point.

They missed the power bank. Yeah, yeah, it went straight for the lube. And why did you take it? Was that a mistake that you forgot to take it out? I completely forgot, because I don't normally check that you forgot to take it out? I completely forgot because I don't normally check that one in and I don't even need the power bank. Like I would have been happier if they would have confiscated it. I wouldn't have cried at it, lost any sleep about it. Because it's under, because we've got the same brand. It's

under the handle? Under the handle and the little pop thing. The July, oh my god. Because I tried to buy that suitcase without the built-in power bank but it didn't exist. Because you can't put power banks into the storage hold eh? No. You can take it off. You can take it out of the suitcase. And take it with you on board. Yeah. Which I did when I realised I'd left it in for like two long flights.

So what did they, did they make any commentary around the loop? No, they just said we've opened your suitcase and it's like a thing and they said they hadn't removed anything. We'll open your suitcase, our apologies, happy fucking. Yeah, but I was just like, what is this note? Who's been in my suitcase? You feel a bit invaded. What did it say? I think I took a photo of it.

It's just like an official AvSec thing. And it just basically saying like, we've opened your suitcase. So, oh, here it is, I've got it. Notice of baggage inspection. Passenger name, Fletcher, flight number. To protect you and your fellow passengers, the AvSec blower, I cleared and inspected them

as suitable for air carriage, tick. But that's not, you've got a fucking power bank in here. They missed the power bank, yeah. Could have blown the whole plane up. Yikes. Yeah, and so it's just like a little docket like that. Oh, okay. It does look like a supermarket receipt. Yeah, isn't that insane?ikes. Yeah, and so it's just like a little docket like that. Okay Market receipt. Yeah

Before but you remember that mint lube years and years ago. I've seen as a promo pack And not like smell like mental spear like right now like mint like you put on a lamb roast Yeah, and every time I'm gonna tangle your daily a little bit But you the overwhelming emotion attached to it was like, I'm fucking a roast. Nanny's lamb. Yeah, Nanny's lamb. I'm fucking the mint sauce gravy. And every time I go to a roast shop after that, remember when roast shops were massive? I mean, they still are, but remember when every corner had a roast shop? Yeah, it used to be.

And you'd go on and the person would be like, mint sauce gravy? You'd be like, I can't. Hells yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, I can't. I couldn't ruin mint sauce gravy. Too much sex. Yeah.