ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd March 2024

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan copped a bit of flack for his Farm'lette Hi-Vis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Yes indeed, welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And I would like to reiterate a big hearty welcome Big hearty welcome Welcomes across the board to A Little Bit of Pod

Now yesterday I was mocked In my own heart Oh, mocketh, thou mockest me Thou mocketh me in my humble castle. Yeah. You may have heard me throughout the show of late just sprinkling the fact that I've had a giant unforeseen bill

rear its ugly head. Yeah. In the form of this new septic tank. No, the septic tank is okay. It's the field. It's what happens after the poos goes into the tank. Oh, okay. Right.

That is the issue. Right. I will say if you're buying a property and it's on a septic system, maybe just do a quick check on that. Yeah, right. Because it's the sort of thing you don't think about because it's underground and you don't see it until it's not working and then you found out it should never have been put in in the first place.

Oh, yeah, right. How do you check it though? How could you? Ask for the paperwork on it. Ask for the paperwork or pay someone local to come out and do a quick inspection. Now is that on the limb? Is that on the limb report? Should be. Alright.

Anyway. I've had a few tradies around lately and one came around on a Sunday morning would you believe. Wow. For a quick look, would you believe? Wow. For a quick look. Okay. For a quick initial inspection.

This is where the bad news got delivered to me. But I was in just like jeans and a t-shirt because he literally was like, I'll be around soon. And then I heard a car and I was like, Jesus. So I was in my undies. So I got changed. Then yesterday when they came around, I was in my usual farmlet att attire of a hivers shirt. Yeah.

I've moved fully into hivers. Yeah, you love that. I love my hivers. And I was wearing that and some boots and stuff because I've been doing some other job. And I came around the corner and these two tradies immediately laughed and said, What worksite safety is requiring hivers around here? Oh, they mock you. They mock you.

Because they were wearing those blue singlets with the hivers, like, stripes, handlers on the front that tradies often wear. Oh, poor poor old Flurro in your own house. Yeah, Wanda just wants to be a tradie. It's pretty cute. He does, yeah. To be a lad. Yeah.

So what did you say in response? I was like, this whole bloody place is a hazard, mate. Like that. You don't really even need to make a joke when you're talking to tradies. You just say something with a heap of confidence and then laugh at the end. Yeah, well, you've got to watch out when it comes to the hammer and the nails, boys. Am I right? Got to get the grass going.

Try it, Fletch. Try it. Yeah, okay. No more confidence. You're umming and ahhing. Yeah. Just say words. Just hammer it. I needch. Try it. Yeah, okay. No more confidence. You're umming and ahhing. Yeah. Just say words. Just hammer it.

I need a little bit more. Oh, okay. You string words together. Yeah. When you put two pigs in the pebble, I've got to tell you, mate, you've got to get a bit of a rice and a rinse on it. That was good. It's like Stu used to say.

Drop a stew in it. Oh, yeah. Don't be afraid. Yeah, right. It's like Stu used to say. Drop a stew in it. Oh, yeah. Don't be afraid. It's like Stu used to say. One step forward, eight inches sideways. And then cut it and then have to remeasure it. It's bloody low risk, isn't it?

And also, don't be afraid to shit on other trades. Oh, okay. Oh, like Sparky's. Yeah, shit on the Sparky's. Oh, not like those bloody cashed up Sparky's. Yeah, mate. Yeah, yeah, mate. More visibility than the light the bloody sparky put in.

That was yesterday. They said, you'll need some power in it, dear. Do you know a sparky? And I said, oh, yeah, we've got a sparky we've used. And they said, never mind, friends with sparkies. And then something very inappropriate that I won't repeat here. Oh, my gosh. Can we mute?

I need to hear in the moment. Yeah, wait there, Lys listener. One moment, please. Oh my gosh. Oh, wow. They would do what in the dark? Far out. Exactly. How rude.

Sparkies are the ones that stop the dark. Okay, whereabouts do they do this? Okay. So like what kind of wear, what sparkies are wear, what jobs would I book them for for them to do that in the dark? It's good. It's good stuff. But yeah, I was mocked, man. I'm from a for, for them to do that in the dark. It's good.

It's good stuff. But yeah, I was mocked, man. I'm from a high-vis. You look great in a high-vis. Yeah. It is overkill, let's be honest. Come on. But I only, like, I got the first one as a joke.

Yeah. But then I was like, it's comfortable and it's light. Yeah, but that's just any light active wear. It's cheap. Which is great. Yeah, right. And you get it dirty and it's fine. What is that?

It doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although it does need a sard. Does it? Bloody her indoors, mate. You're sarding your high-vis. Her indoors. I did a terrible job cleaning my tradie clothes.

Bloody her indoors. That's what I pay you for. That's what you say. Oh, hey. I was not if my missus had a bit of a roundabout. Yeah, well. I was like, do you used to say,

this bloody missus is up half the night doing all sorts of upside-down situations. Sources, topples and whatnot.