ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd March 2026

Episode Date: March 22, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We address the rumours- will this be our most downloaded podcast ever?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This is probably going to be quite personal, but I was leaving the gym the other day. Wait a second. This could be our biggest podcast download of the year. I would promise that. What happened on the couch? Part one.

I wouldn't. I had to get rid of the couch, guys, that you two allegedly had sex on. No. No, it was only finger stuff. I think it was finger stuff. It was hand stuff. Well, that's if you believe, read it. But yeah, I had it taken away by the removal people.

Oh, such precious memory. Well, not for YouTube, but for me. Yeah, I was going to say, you did lots more than hand stuff on your own couch. You know what, as you are want to do. Oh, my God. Thank God I had to replace my couch as well. That thing needed to be burnt. That's, if I want to have a threesome on my couch, I will have a threesome on my couch.

Thank you. As it is your right, sir. There will be none of that. Do you know what? I'm thinking after the Reno's in. the new couch, which is arriving at the end of the month. Scotch Garden. I'm thinking there's only going to be clear drinks at my drinks in the future.

You reckon? Because you've got a nice new couch. Well, it's a not clear drink. A lighter carpet. I don't want any red wine in my house. Red wine's bad. No, no, no, no, no. We don't have a lot of red wine friends.

Yeah. But what about Sangria? You can get the red wine Sangria. No, I do. You know I do love Sangria. You know, just on the hard floor. Maybe in the kitchen. Well, anyway, that aside, Vaughn, let's keep personal.

No, no, it's always, I was leaving the gym. And this woman who I have, it's important to know, I have never met her before. I've never seen her before. Okay. I'm not familiar with this person at all. Yeah. Said to me, excuse me, I must ask, what happened with your marriage? Jesus.

Just straight up. Just out of the blue. Yeah, it was outside BK, because my gym's above a BK. I know. My gym's always above, all of my gyms have been above a fast food outlet when you're leaving. There's a curry place real close to it, too. Curry and burger. Yeah.

It's why you can't go after lunch, because you're left. leaving and then you just get the curry hit and you know that's hard to say no too. Very much so. And my old gentleman used to be above a Macca's and a Turkish place. You're getting in all the sense upon leaving. Really doesn't make it hard to even work out. Without so big I was like, how long you got? Let's get a double whopering.

Let's get a BK chicken and cheese. Wait, what did you say to her? I literally said, how long have you got? And she laughed and she said, oh, well, look after yourself. Oh, I said, oh, thank you. Well, that's nice. It was nice, but it was really. But then I thought about it.

I was like, I suppose you pay $260 an hour to talk to a therapist about it. Some bird outside any time fitness wants to grab a whopper. And even if I'm going to hit you with the same sort of sage advice that a trained therapist would. No, but you don't know until you find out. I don't think it might not be sage advice, but it might be just, you know, realistic everyday advice. I think there is room in the therapy round for people like my mom and your mom and your mom. I think our moms are very similar. No bullshit.

Yep. Oh, what's wrong? like, what's the blood of your avocado? Yeah. Like that sort of, you know, yeah. What the fuck is going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get on with it.

Yeah. Come on now, let's get bloody on with it. Yeah. So there might have been. But no, we didn't, she just said. And so I don't know. I've never seen her before. Right.

Well, what did happen? She could be a spy. Oh, that's how long you got. Well, there's a BK down the road. We'll go get a double. Lots of time. I need the BK chicken, but I am going to add cheese. BK chicken.

The Hawaiian one with pineapple. Yeah, yeah, good. But then you've got to talk and tell her what happened. I reckon if anyone knows the details, Fletcher's you and me. Yeah, you don't need an explanation. I am thinking about doing a selling tickets to a show called What Happened. What happened? Behind the scenes, the Fletch story.

What happened? Yep. What the fuck happened? How did I get dragged into this, the Fletch story? And then I'll just say, maybe I'll take some questions from the audience. It's a little PowerPoint. Yeah. Nothing good can come from this.

Juicy Goss. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically the show I am making this year. To be fair. Your comedy show. Yeah, I'll keep Vaughn out of that because there was a private finger bang on the couch, actually. There was completely private.

Just for the record. A finger bang amongst friends. You know. For the record, those that missed it. The weird part was, she was finger at me. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you had to get rid of the couch.

For those that missed it, there was a rumor online that this happened. We do talk about it sometimes. Yeah. But no. It was quite funny. Yeah. Anyway, I'm going to eat my porridge. You eat your porridge, babe.

And you keep those porridgey fingers away from me.