ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd May 2023

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch & Vaughan open mail for Hayley while she does the show long distance!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And today, the first day where Hayley is remote broadcasting, like she's in COVID isolation, but she's filming a television show. The Great British Bake Off.

Well, it's the Kiwi Bake Off. I'm not in London, love. Right. The great colonialises Bake Off. That's it. Yes. That's it. And as a Maori woman, I'm happy to be hosting.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's hard. I mean, you know, it all works. The tech's great. Thank God for Jared and Aaron and our tech team at our station because, you know, I'm miles away. Yeah, they rigged it up. Yeah, it's fantastic. It's a bit, it's a weird, it's just

yeah, I miss you and Stuart. I miss you not being here. I miss the smell of you guys. I miss the energy. Yeah, same. I miss the energy. Vaughn's a bit lackluster at times. Yeah, I know, and I'm usually sort of, fuck you! Sometimes he's a bit, you know, tired and moody.

He gets a bit grumpy. But anyway, yesterday I got an email. Fuck. Yesterday I got an email from our beautiful reception team saying that there's a package for me at reception and I'm not going to be in the studio for three weeks. You've told us and we've got it and we're going to look at it. I want it, though.

It says on the back, I'm a real dirt bag. And it's one of those bags that dissolves in. Because I'm just a compost package, baby. I don't know if the sticker's compostable, though. Oh, no, probably not. You're going to have to cut that off. Probably not. But it smells like licorice.

Let's have a peek and not tell. Licorice? So you don't know what this is. No, no, the bag smells like licorice but whatever's in it is not. You don't know what, you're giving us permission because you know this is against the law.

What if it's a silly little dilly or something? You know, something because of the Sex to Life podcast. Nah, it doesn't feel like a silly little dilly. Oh, I hope it's not

something I really want because then I have to wait and I hate that. I think it is something you really want. What is it? Show me. It's a Sproul classic.

Oh, yeah, that is an answer. It's right up her fucking alley, isn't it? Show me the notes. Oh, no, what is it? Well, you're having trouble reading that one. Oh, yeah, look, that writing's a bit all over the show. No, it's not. That's easy to read.

No, it's not. What is it? Hayley loved seeing you in the outfit on seven days. Oh, is this clothes? We hope you love these items. Can you return the trench coat and the career bag provided? Oh my god, yes. Can you remember this is a brand called Nine and they sent

me some clothes and they sent me a trench coat and I was honest with them that I'm not into the trench and then I said I wanted to return the trench and the next day three girls at work turned up in a trench. I was going to say I thought the trench was hot because I've seen some trench wearing around here. I thought trench was in. Everyone was pro-trench but me. Whereas when Vaughn turned up in his trench coat, everyone thought he was a pervert.

Yeah, well, it didn't help. I was getting my cock out all the time. Yeah, we had his cock out. It was hanging down the bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I thought when you wore a trench coat, you didn't wear anything underneath. Yeah. So they've sent me some clothes that I like.

Well, they have, but because you're away for three weeks, we're actually putting them online in a charity auction. No! I hate charity. It's your colour too. It's a black sack. Oh, my God, it's a black sack. How much will you pay Vaughan to drop these off on the way home?

Oh, yeah, so the courier fee if you want. How much would this cost a career I don't want you coming near me Very early on in the big pod You're going to hear that Sade's sick I don't want that I'm not sick Only if it's COVID

If she's got COVID Because you won't get COVID But if she's just got a flu you can be sick I could be sick I just don't know it yet. Can you not wear these clothes that this company has sent me? I'm missing a real opportunity. God, I feel bad. I wonder what I'll feel like tomorrow.

No, don't even. Remember setting up sick days? God, I'm not. I tell you, there's something. I'm feeling a bit off today. I've got a bit tingly in my skin. Always start with the skin tangles. I've got a bit of an achy spine. Yes, the the skin tangles. I've got a bit of an achy

spine. Yes, the achy back. And then you kind of push your chair out in the office. You're like, does anybody have any Panadol? Yes. This headache. Or does anyone have ibuprofen? I just took some Panadol two hours ago and I know you're supposed to cycle between the two if the pan isn't relieved. I'm going through the

tissues. You keep going, oh my God, it's so hot. Is it hot in here? It's hot. Don't turn the air conditioning down. I'm going through the tissues. Yeah, keep going. Oh, my God, it's so hot. Yeah, is it hot in here? Who turned the air conditioning down? I'm freezing. Great tips. Great tips for a day off. How to set up for a sick day.

How to set up for a sick day. Please don't wear my clothes. Do you want me to just pop it in the litter box? I mean, to be honest, this sounds like a perfect excuse to go and have a beer with Aaron, to be honest. It does, yes. It's just down the road.

You can finally get in and chip away while Hayley's away. Chip away on what? Getting Aaron for yourself. Oh. I might chip away at Sade. Oh, she's very sick of the beer. Oh, yeah, yuck. No thanks.

You, yeah. Especially you going tonguey, so you'll definitely get something. Yeah, I am tonguey. I'm heavy on the tongue.