ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd May 2024

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We continue reading your text submissions for our "How do you wind up your partner?" Phoner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day And today's Little Bitter Pod is a overflow from today's topic I say something, Vaughan Smith I say something inappropriate but to be honest These two made me He was led there to water

There is smut strewn everywhere through this podcast He was, I'm a horse I was led to water and they didn't force me to drink I drank, I drank my own water. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and today's A Little Bit of Pod is an overflow from today's phone-in topic because we had so many responses. Yeah. The things that you do to wind your partner up, the things you can just say or do and you know it will get them. You know you're going to get them.

Like that. Hey, hey, knock it off. Jesus know you're going to get them. Like that. Hey. Hey. Knock it off. Jesus, you psycho. Calm down. Hey. I'm going to say hey.

So we're talking about how you wind them up. I mean, the most popular one has got to be, and there's multiple of them. God, you sound like your mother. That's going to kick it off. Wow.

Nobody likes that. I don't know if it would work with my wife because her mother i would get on very well with her mother yeah and she is so much like her mother yeah which is a good time i guess it's the time um my husband gets in those moods announce and announces i feel pretty annoying today and then sings pop goes the weasel when he, and then winds me up. I think that's nice to, because I'll say it to Aaron as well, like, hey, I'm feeling

very, like, I want to be a bit of a bitch. He's like, good to know. Right. Someone said my husband will walk into the house and just start talking in a silly voice and I don't know why, every single time it just gets me so, like, immediately with the silly voice.

I tell my husband he's a silly goose uh or that the cat loves me more i would be so upset if someone was like major murray fluffington loves me more than you i'd be like um but he's my cat if you got a partner and the cat took a shine to the new imagine it Imagine it. I'd have to end it. I'd have to end it. You'd have to kill the cat. Yeah, and end the cat. Yeah, end the cat. End it all. I win. Now I'm all alone.

I win. My wife's a massive feminist, and I love telling her how much better men are than women at things. Jesus Christ. You're really asking for it there. And she's still with this person. Amazing. Must have a bomb dick. Buddy's got bomb D written all over it.

I assumed a man, but at no stage in this text is the gender of the partner. Must have a bomb strap on. A bomb. Whoa. A few other people saying the lyrics. If you're going to buy a strap on, you're going to buy a bomb one, right? Why are you buying a silly little strap on? Yeah.

I like to remind my partner. How big would you like yours? What's this? Hypothetically. A strap-on. Not too big. I'd need about a 34 waist at the moment. I'm hoping to get it back down to a 32 waist strap-on.

Yeah. I don't think that's the size we were talking about, but okay. I just assume the, how does it attach? A belt. Oh, no, I was talking about length and cinemas before, but I'm a bit of a gaper at the moment. Jesus take

the wheel. You guys drove me there. You guys drove me there and then I started driving. You took the car there and then I had to drive it home. Pull the car over, I'm getting out. I'm also getting out. I can't believe you said that, Fletch. I will apologise.

I'm going to have to do one of those things at the start. We had to do a fucking trigger warning every time. It was just a silly joke. Grow up. My wife saying, you didn't hang your towel up. But I did hang my towel up. It's her towel. But she thinks it's a funny joke to leave a towel on the floor and say,

you didn't hang your towel up. People that don't hang up their... I know. i'm trying to teach my kids at the moment i'm like don't be the person that doesn't hang up the towel no when aaron doesn't i'm like what is this a fucking student flat all your dirty clothes in the corner that's fine not strewn all over the floor and one isolated strong or strewn strewn what did i say strewn strewn i meant strewn strewn over the floor what what you're telling me i'm strewning my towel well i can't take you fucking seriously your i'm gonna leave this your towel is just dumped i'm gonna leave this strewn towel on the floor oh my god what are you just doing strauning your towel everywhere my towels are

made of straw um that's why it's a stre towel. So yeah, putting the towel on and then saying, you've not picked your towel up, does my head in every single time. My partner's lazy as hell. He doesn't pull his weight around. Okay, so that's probably more of a problem for somebody else to talk about. Not just the like, what does this therapist maybe?

Get a relationship therapist in. What's the funny little thing you do to wind your towel up? Wind your towel up? I love saying to my wife she's did I say why'd you towel up? Yeah I think I might have had a stroke.

I think you're in the process of having a stroke. A slow stroke. Sounds like your brain's strewn everywhere to be honest. Good from you today actually. Yeah wind up

my strewn towel. He's on fire today. I'm really This is Flex's world and we're just living in it. One more thing I love telling my wife that her behavior is toxic because she watches a lot of TV shows

where saying someone's behavior is toxic is about the worst thing that could be said to them. Yes, go. So I like saying to her, your behavior is being a little toxic.