ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd November 2023

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

It's the return of one Hayley Sproull!....Vaughan is still hanging with Goofy on a boatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Vaughan's still on his Disney cruise. Hayley's back though from sickness. Hey, I'm back and alive and well and COVID free and seemingly forgotten my computer password.

And we've got an email in from a Labour supporter. I can't know you. All the way from Scotland. You've misunderstood this. Right, okay. This is so nice. We love it when people take the time to message in and tell us when they're listening to the pot.

Now, the subject was a Scottish Labour with a flat phone in their hair. Are you embarrassing? This isn't going to be rude to them. Oh, God, I have offended the Irish before, haven't I? It's like when we hear people doing Kiwi accents on American television shows. Yeah, and they're like, yeah, bro. And you're like, that's Australian, you dick.

The leber's a little bit different. No, a Scottish listener said, I recently discovered your podcast while I was eight months pregnant. I had to be induced. So I was very bored up until the labor. And so I was grateful to listen to Fletchford and Hayley. Hearing your banter over the screams of other women giving birth was a godsend. T's and P's.

Jenny from Glasgow in Scotland. Thoughts and prayers. Yeah. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay. I'm so happy that we drowned out the screen this is the thing and like i i if i was to ever give birth which i hope to god i never have to do because

then that means i have to be a mom yeah and that is the birth that i would almost do yeah although a lot of moms do find the same amount of time to drink as much as you do yeah yeah they do but if i was able to do that i understand why people want to do it at home because imagine being in a birthing suite with other women who are like i just couldn't do it noise cancelling headphones yeah we're happy to be the the sound that drowns out your fellow uh mothers-be screaming in pain. I want to know now about Jenny's birth. How was it? Did you keep listening to us?

Yeah. Have you got no time now to listen? Was she like, first of the day, day? Maybe. Squeezing it out during, yeah. Let's not forget that I had an enema up my anus while I was listening to you guys, and it really made me feel quite soothed.

Did it relax you? Yeah it did. Okay. There's something about your dulcet tones Fletch that really just released the anus and perhaps released the vaginal canal as well. Something about it, something about your voice in particular that just releases the anus. I don't think anyone's ever said that

to me before. There's a couple of things that can release an anus and your voice is one of them. That and Amel. Why sniff Amel when you can turn on the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast? Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.