ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd October 2023

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I would like to share some budgeting advice. Oh, okay. I need this. Well, I actually think you would really benefit from this, you. I think there's no way in hell you will do this.

Okay, give it to me. I've got these light way in hell you will do this. Okay. Well, I need to, I've got these light blue jeans that I wear to work a lot and I've got a pair of black jeans and those are the two pairs of pants that I own and wear on the regular.

Are these your Subis before? No, no, no. I sat Kanye line before he spoke, his Subis spoke. Tell me he's broke. Look at this tweed coat.

Something like that. No, no, they're not. What happened to those? Oh, those ripped at the crotch Oh I hate that I always burn out a crotch Yeah I've had two pairs of those The first one's for free

And I like them Yeah But then the second one Is the same thing happened I'm like I'm not paying for that again I just brought some jeans And they said to me This was the other weekend

They said oh lifetime repairs I was like You can't repair a blind out crotch. You could patch it. No way. Because my thighs touch at the top, so that little bit where they're constantly kissing. They're meant to touch though, aren't they? Otherwise it would be weird if they detached.

The thighs? Yeah, no, I'm not talking about my vagina. The box gap's not cool anymore. Isn't it No no no I fucking knew This day would come Yeah yeah yeah This day

Man I've waited for this day Yeah That was wild That the box gap Was a thing When you think about it I know Like it's so problematic

I know And it was Just Like glamorising A wide set vagina Is what it was What exactly was it? It was wide in the saddle, wasn't it?

Because some people, regardless of how skinny they were, they wouldn't have been able to. I don't know. Anyway. So anyway, those ones. Do I have a box cap at the moment? If you want it. Do you have massive schlongs in the way?

Yeah. You've got to push your ass out and everything. It's a whole angle. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Damn it. So I wasn't going to pay for that. It's a whole thing. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Damn it. So I wasn't going to pay for that. So I've got some cheaper jeans, but they get very dirty, these light blue ones.

And I just get home and forget and then go out and deal with pigs and cows and goats and chickens. You've got to change into some farm clothes, Vaughn. Well, I didn't have farm jeans. So that's what I was like, damn it, I'm going to do it. You don't wear jeans on a farm, let. No, that's what denim is for. No, you wear short going to do it. You don't wear jeans on a farm, let. No, that's what denim is for. No, you wear shorty shorts.

Oh, in summer. Stop being a pussay, even in winter. No, in summer I wear the shorts, but in winter anyway, I said to Shadaz, I need some farm jeans. And she said, well, why don't you go to the warehouse and they're like 20 bucks or whatever. I was like, well, that's an option. Yeah. Or I could call into St. John. Oh, that's a good one. The op shop and get somebody else's jeans. The ambulance centre. Yeah. Yeah. Or I could call into St. John. Oh, that's a good one.

The op shop and get somebody else's jeans. The ambulance centre. Yeah. Yeah. What is it in Maori? St. John something honey. Hape honey. Hate.

Hate. I think. Hate honey. Hate honey. Yeah, because that was on the price tag and I was like. Hato honey. Hato honey. Hato.

Hato honey. So I went in there and I said like, Hato honi. Hato honi. Hato. Hato honi. So I went in there, and I said to the lady, do you have men's clothes? And the men's clothing rack was the tiniest section of St. John's. Women, we op shop. You are the thrifters. I like to think it's because men generally wear clothes until they're fucked. Yeah, totally.

And then just the only option is garage rags or bin. Yes, garage rags. Always a garage. T-shirt, garage rags. Denim don't make a great garage rag. No. No, but a cotton T-shirt. Great in there.

So I said, do you have men's? And she said, yes. And so I went there and half the rack was T-shirts and half the rack was pants. And there was one pair of black jeans in there. And I got them and I got it up to the counter. And she said, $5, please. and I was like five nice and then I put them hot I put them on when I got home and then Sade got home and I was walking around and I was like what do you think of these pants and she's like oh nice new pants you went to something I was like ha

five dollars wow you tricked her and then she's like oh yeah but there'll be some huckery brand we googledled it. Amazon surf and skate. They're $120. Oh, my God. Oh, my Lord. Okay, you start with A. I can't remember. A.

Oh, my God. They've got an A on them. I reckon I'll recognize that. They've got an A. And $5. And every time she's wearing, when I'm wearing them pants, she's like, there he is in his nice pants. Oh, she loves the pants.

She likes the pants. $5 pants. Good for pants. $5 pants. $5 jeans. They're in better condition. Well, they're not now because I've been thrashing them about. They're in better nick than the nice pants. See, I need to go out west. Because you go in the city on K Road.

It is at the prices are fucking insane. Oh, yeah. No, you've got to get out. Go west. You know, that's thrift shop, mate. Out to fuck you. Yeah, they are. That's all they are. Are you trying to fuck me? That's what you've got to get out go west. You know those thrift shops, mate? Out to fuck you. Yeah, they are. Are you trying to fuck me?

Sometimes you look at like tops and jeans and they're like so expensive. Yeah, I know. I'm a big op shopper. I love op shopping, but nowadays it's like you might as well just fucking buy a new. You might as well just go designer. You might as well go designer. When you go through a small town, yes, that's a great little pop into the op shop

I want to see these jeans All the old birds don't know the label And they put five dollars on them I love that That's what I thought happened at this shop You pick them up You put them on You're like

You dumb bitch And now you're trying to fuck them Yeah I'm fucking you Someone's always trying to fuck you When you're op shopping They're fucking you You're fucking them Or you do that thing where the price is just stapled on so you know a lot of places have a rule they have a rule they because there's people like you they say if any price tags have been um fucked with you can't buy it that day you can't buy it that

day i'm trying to fuck them yeah and instead you're getting fucked they're gonna fuck me