ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd October 2024

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it's an over spill episode! Hear all the spooky stories we didn't get to read out on air...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, dedicated to our friend Mike. Yeah. Who we couldn't do this show without. Loves a tiramisu. Loves a tiramisu.

Loves a tiramisu. Who doesn't though? Now, this is an overflow pod. This is... Run pod. This is. Runneth over again. Where we've had so many overwhelmingly cool responses to a phone-in topic, which is your nail technician's favorite part of the show. She loves the phone-ins. She loves it when people ring up and go, here's my story. She loves it.

We've talked about it before. We're so lucky to have. Great listeners. Great listeners who not only have stories, fuck they can tell them yeah i know fuck they can tell stories and they're nice and you know what it's the envy of other radio shows that our listeners are such great yarn spinners you know actually when i started in radio a lot of my friends that had done radio before said brace yourself for the messages people are assholes no one's ever been an asshole to me no if that one woman who said I didn't have a very good singing voice. And I've forgotten about it even though it was two years ago.

I have let that go. I mean, hundreds hundreds of complimentary messages since. It only takes one to remember a single word of the good ones. No, no, no. Amazing. Alright, so this is the overflow of creepy things your kids have said to you.

Do you want the creepy music? I think I need the creepy music. Please. Spooky music for your home. Spooky music. That'd be absolutely fantastic. I'm going to start now. We're in sync.

We used to live in an old country house and the lounge windows faced out to a big driveway. My mum was watching TV and I was sitting next to her looking out the window. I started laughing and pointing. And mum asked what I was laughing at and I said, the people dancing out there with no faces. Oh, yuck. I was apparently three years old at the time. Oh.

See, I can write that. Unless the people who owned the house previously all died in a mysterious face chopping off accident. Yeah. Then that explains that. That would explain that. Yeah. My grandparents' house was haunted and I always thought that my daughter... I don't know.

I've always thought that. Oh. I'm just learning to read, so if you'll stick with me, I'm just going to put my glasses on. Yeah. Sound it out. My parents' house... You've got to be encouraging when somebody learns another language. Totally.

English. Don't be afraid to correct them. Yeah. My parents' house is haunted, and I've always thought that. Full stop. And my daughter has been staying there, and she said, sometimes Nana and Grandad's house makes me feel weird. And I said, what do you mean?

And she said, I don't know. And I said, well, doesn't give you the creeps. Does it give you the creeps? She wrote doesn't. That wasn't me learning to read again. Okay. And she said, kind of, but it's better now that Nana's got me a lava lamp. Fucking hell.

Was that text worth it? No. No. But this is the thing. The overflow, I literally read all the ones that I haven't checked off. It's an old house, creaky house. And lava lamps are cool. It was next to an old chemical factory.

That's right. That probably explains the funny feeling. Yeah. Years ago, I woke up to my four-year-old niece colouring in with her friend under the table in the middle of the night. I said, what are you doing? And she said, my friend and I are colouring in. I love that.

Creepy kid's voice. Someone texted quite early on in the phone and said, oh, I have got some stories, and then just didn't tell us any. Didn't tell us any. Thanks. Good to know. Oh, I've got some stories.

Oh, let's just say they did text him. Let's just say my auntie did a Ouija board at 15 and didn't say goodbye to it. You have to say goodbye. You've got to sign off. Do you? Yeah, you've left it open. You've left the portal open. Late radio.

Crk over. Ghost, go back to where the fuck you came from. Yeah. Crk over. Crk over. And if you don't say crk over, they don't leave. We were driving. Wait, wait.

What happened to the kids colouring under the table? They were just colouring under the. Wait, what happened to the kids coloring under the table? They were just coloring under the table. She said, I'm doing it. But was she there with a friend? No, no, no one was there. There was no friend. It was her. Just her.

My three-year-old was there. I would exaggerate the story and be like, but there was a crayon on the other side. Moving. That had done an upside down star with a circle around it. Yep. And wrote, you're next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're as in possessive you're, not compression of you are. Yeah. And you're next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're as in

possessive you're not compression of you are. Yeah. And you're like, oh my God, how embarrassing. Yeah, this ghost is not even capable

of writing you're. We were driving past a cemetery when my son, who was a toddler at the time, asked me, mum,

why are all those people lying down? Someone else had driven past a cemetery with a friend's three-year-old daughter who piped up and said, look at all those

people sleeping. Oh. You can see them on the top. Three-year-old me looking at, my three-year-old looking out the window next door. Who's that lady in Amy's house?

Amy was our neighbour who had moved out and the house was completely empty and had been for weeks. Guys, listen to this. Might have been a squatter. She might have come back for a claim.

She might have had to come back for a bond claim. Yeah, a bond claim. Once my daughter, when she was three, said something about a woman called Sarah. And I said, who's Sarah? She goes, my mum. And I said, no, I'm your mum. She said, no, no, no.

She was my mum before you. She died in the water. I hate that. Okay, that's yuck. That's not cool. I can't give details as I work in a confidential space. Okay. I had a client whose daughter passed, and my daughter dreamt of her,

knew her name, where the funeral was, and of conversations between her and her family. She saw a picture of her and said, that's my friend and my dream, and dropped to the ground in agony, holding her head. That girl that she was describing had died of head trauma. Oh my God. It sounds like she's been reading.

My nipples are hard. My nipples are hard. Not the good type. Not horny. Not the horny type. The scared type. The scared type. She's probably just been reading mum's notes.

You reckon she's been reading mum's notes? Like sleep reading. Yeah, sleep reading mum's notes. I'm a preschool teacher and one of my four-year-old boys told me that he saw his deceased granddad. And I asked him, where do you see him? And he told me, in this room. I was so freaked out

I had to tell his mum where she happily informed me he had a picture of his grandad in it. Aww. It's just a picture. It's good stuff. It's just a picture. That's good stuff. A lot of this stuff is kids and they can't explain themselves and we of course jump to the craziest conclusions because it makes for the best story.

I really hope our dead grandparents or friends or family they can't explain themselves and we of course jump to the craziest conclusions because it makes for the best story. I really hope our dead grandparents or friends or family members can't actually see what we're doing. Yeah, yeah. You're going to see them in the afterlife and have to explain a lot of masturbation. My nan will be like, Jesus, again? Are you not exhausted? My gran would be like, you've wasted half the day. Which is what he said when he was alive.

And I'm imagining what he'll say when I see him again. What is that thing? What is that shape that you've got in your hand there? What is that? What even? We didn't have those. We had to plug ours in at the wall.